DreamLand

everything about sehun and luhan. ♥

[pinktuals]

emotional support vlive for @yixinging​, from your secret svt santa! 

bonus: 🥺🥺🥺

[fabotakupopfangirl]

they like; dy: here my son dy: stay away from my son

ty: he’s my son too

dy: there’s nothing look alike you at him

ty: HE IS MY SON TOO!

[tempxo]

extremely important kpop videos~

EXO-

ENGLISH TIME WITH EXO 2017 (on crack)

EXO - Unfair, 엑소 - 불공평해 LIVE

EXO - Heart Attack VCR [Korean ver.] HD

Exo Chen’s “Tears"♪ in original female key - Knowing Brothers

EXO &  Yoo Jae Seok- Infinite Challenge

BONUS: 유재석 X EXO ‘Dancing King’ MV

EXO | Expectation VS Reality

EXO Yixing & his Jurazil Park

EXO: PROFESSIONAL V.S NORMAL LIFE

EXO KAI vs. SHINee Taemin, amazing dance battle!

The Return of Superman- Chanyeol & Baekhyun

EXO being EXO 

Super Junior-

SUPER JUNIOR-D&E CHOK CHOK DANCE

Super Junior being EXTRA

SUPER JUNIOR 'Devil’ Performance Video

When Heechul being Heechul

Super Junior: Legendary Incheon Fight

BONUS:  History of Evil Makne SM Entertainment

Heechul on crack (ft. Super Junior)

Super Junior SS6 in HK - Frozen + Rokkugo

Suju on Weekly Idol

blond girl kyuhyun & siwon cut

Super Junior make Eunhyuk and Ryeowook Cry (Hidden Cam)

Heechul forget to get on the platform lmao 

SMTOWN Concert - Something (Changmin, Kyuhyun, Minho, Suho)

SHINee-

SHINee Historical Laughter

10 MINUTES OF SHINEE KIM JONGHYUN’S ABSURD MOMENTS

SHINee Over Flowers

SHINee World Academy

Shinee girls in a mini drama [ENG SUB].flv

Yoogeun calling Shinee Appa wake up

SHINee Acapella "Replay+Ring Ding Dong+Lucifer”

SHINee 샤이니 'Everybody’ Dance Practice

SHINee 'Tom & Jerry Couple’ (Jonghyun + Minho)

'1 of 1’ by SHINee - 'Knowing Bros’ Ep.50

SHINee Angry Moments “Outburst Rage”

BigBang-

Big Bang - Drama Secret Garden (Parody)

BIGBANG Funny Moments

Happy Together - Big Bang Sepcial

BIGBANG Random play dance FULL ver.

The Return of Superman - G-Dragon and Sarang’s Story

BIGBANG Boys Over Flowers Parody [ENG SUB]

The Return of Superman - A sweet day with GD

BIGBANG goes to Theme Park and Ghost House 

BIGBANG - 'LOSER’ + 'BAE BAE’ + ‘뱅뱅뱅(BANG BANG BANG)’ in 2015 MAMA

G Dragon VS Kwon Ji Yong

EXID-

EXID Hani/funny cuts from A Style For You EP.8

EXID | BEST FUNNY MOMENTS

[EXID] Solji Being A Mother

EXID - Boy Group NOT Girl Group

EXID’s English Speed Quiz Start

[EXID] The “EX” Stans For EXTRA

Infinite-

INFINITE whisper challenge Weekly Idol

Infinite Waking Up Cut

Infinite on Weekly Idol

INFINITE girl group cover dance FULL ver.

INFINITE - Tell Me & Gee

Troublemaker - Infinite (인피니트) Sungyeol + Sungjong

50 shades of INFINITE

(INFINITE) “태풍 (The Eye)” Dance Practice

INFINITE Opening at SNL KOREA Season

F(x)-

Dance Battle -Super Junior, SNSD, f(x)

WHERE IS MY CHEST?

SM FAMILY reacts to XXTRA HOT Cheetos

Ranting Monkey EP08 | Behind The Show

F(x) Amber’s Hidden Camera [with Eric Nam]

MAMA 2015: Amber & Jackson’s Backstage Selfie Cam!

Amber, Taeyeon & Taemin - Dance Practice

f(x) Smtown - Backstage 

Topp Dogg-

Topp Dogg Project - Ep 1

Topp Dogg: All-Kill - Episode 1

ToppDogg #23 - Pepero Day Game

TOPP DOGG Vines To Make You Smile

Topp Dogg pronounces western male names

HOTSHOT-

HOTSHOT sings western songs

HOTSHOT does my makeup (girl version)

HOTSHOT does my makeup (boy version)

HOTSHOT Performance | Produce 101 Ep 2

VIXX-

VIXX as Wonder Girls- So Hot

VIXX - W at Star Show 360

A GROUP LIKE THIS…

5 YEARS OF VIXX KISSING GAME’S

[ENGSUB]VIXX’s photos of the past

Hyuk and Hongbin’s Disaster Kimchi Fried Rice Part 1

VIXX- I got a boy

VIXX ICONIC ENGLISH

(VIXX) - '다이너마이트’ (Dynamite) Special Clip

BTOB-

BTOB Sing I’ll Be Your Man in Funny voice

BTOB taking care of their image

Minhyuk(BTOB) - Boy’s Day

BTOB #10 - Best & Funny Moments!

Playing With Fire - BTOB Rapline Cover BLACKPINK

BTOB FUNNY MOMENTS

BTOB and their fans

BTOB(비투비) - MOVIE, Show Music core

BTOB 'WOW’ 2X faster version

Red Velvet-

Red Velvet Sneaky Eating Challenge

RED VELVET ON CRACK (maybe)

Red Velvet : Expectation Vs. Reality

Red Velvet - Failure

a compilation of wendy speaking english and others not understanding lol

Wendy - Question about TIME ABDEF

Got7-

jjparents with their got5 kids

Cooking Live] GOT7 - Never Ever

[GOT7] saying less than intelligent things for 7 mins straight

GOT7 Imitating Each Other

GOT7 - Never Ever (Mic Changed Ver)

GOT7 singing BIGBANG “LOSER”

GOT7 Girl Group Dance 2014 - 2017

Monsta X-

MONSTA X Whisper challenge

Monsta X and BTOB VS Golden Child Cleopatra Games

MONSTA X BEING MONSTA X

Jackson & Jooheon, Celeb Bros

monsta x saying/doing questionable things

[ASMR Live] MONSTA X_Beautiful

CHAE HYUNGWON THE LIVING MEME

[MONSTA X] JOOHEON’S PAST LIFE

Day6-

a day in life with day6 (+ dorm tour)

DAY6 INSIDE JOKES Vol. 1

DAY6 Answer Wikihow Articles

A Jae In the Life of Day VLOG #1

DAY6’s English Classroom

DAY6 on the Loose

jae’s lunch money 

Wonpil & Day6 Love-Hate Relationship

DAY6 ( 5Live ) YG VS JYP

Girl’s Generation-

10 years of SNSD Savage moments

Bad / Lame Jokes said by SNSD

The kid leader of SNSD

The American Girlfriend of SNSD

SNSD legendary 'don’t want the mic’ is back

Seohyun, BoA, SNSD reaction to Changmin in dress red

The Return of Superman - Girls’ Generation Fell in Love

Taeyeon and the screaming Sones

Taeyeon is Red Velvet’s Mom

iKon-

iKon on Weekly Idol 

BOBBY SINGING “ MY TYPE ” WITH FANS AT BUS STATION

When Dorks Are Dorking | iKON EDITION

BONUS:  Savageness Level YG Family

Five Shades of iKON BI/Kim Hanbin

Being Extra is Normal For iKON

iKON Vocalists’ High notes & Adlibs Compilation

Junhoe Voice Pollution

Seventeen-

[SEVENTEEN PREDEBUT] SEVENTEEN dances

SEVENTEEN(세븐틴)-행복(HAPPINESS)

[Mannequin MV] SEVENTEEN_Boom Boom

SEVENTEEN’s ver. 'OPPAYA’

SEVENTEEN(세븐틴) - 만세(MANSAE) - Part Switch Ver.

English Time with Seventeen

THE MEMETEEN DIARIES

17 Minutes Of Seventeen Being Extra

SEVENTEEN playing survival song game

SEVENTEEN 'Selfish Cam’

NCT-

NCT ENGLISH TIME

NCT IN A NUTSHELL

NCT Answers WikiHow Articles 

nct inside jokes

no one wants to be a square

nct being nct for 7 minutes straight

NCT 127 DANCE PRACTICE VIDEO #CHERRY ver.

SM_NCT # 2. Synchronization of your dreams 

[SMROOKIES] SR15B_ BASSBOT

A day at NCT’s dorm

[wnq-typography]

[jh020794]

friend: you can’t marry Oikawa! He’s an anime character!!

me: 

[shining4ever]

Boyfriend Sehun moodboard for anon  <3

Yifan / Junmyeon / Yixing / Baekhyun / Jongdae / Chanyeol / Kyungsoo / Zitao /Jongin

want a moodboard ?

[fyexo]

The EXO’rDIUM in Seoul DVD - Disc 1 / Disc 2 / Disc 3

[smokecheeseeveryday-deactivated]

Ron Weasley is awesome...

1. Because he knows he’s not perfect.

2. Because he’d do anything for his friends. Like literally he’d walk through hell for them.

3. Because he’s a chess prodigy. Dude beat a puzzle design to stump a highly intelligent adult at age eleven

Reblog and add on

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4. He realizes he does shitty things and tries his best to make amend, that’s a huge thing for a teenager

[ron-is-awesome-sauce]

5. Because he’s compassionate when it counts.

6. Because he got over a prejudice he had against house elves and remembered them even when Hermione forgot.

7. Because he offered himself up without hesitation to spare Hermione.

8. Because he had the courage to walk into the Yule Ball, in front of hundreds, in ridiculous outfit.

9. Because he’s funny and knows when to lighten up the mood.

10. Because he came back after he left.

[ashmeijer]

11. He took over the studying for Buckbeak’s trial because he felt guilty about his fight with Hermione and she was taking too much on.

12. He opened up his family to Harry even though he already felt inferior.

13. Because he cared about how the house elves would feel if they were tricked into picking up clothes.

14. He sacrificed himself to a chess game when he was 11.

15. When he came back he took on the planning and was a source of encouragement for Harry and Hermione.

16. He continued to fight even after he believed his best friend was dead.

17. “HE BEAT YOU!”

18. “If you want to kill Harry you’ll have to kill us too.”

[vondrakenhof]

19. He leaped to his friends’ defence every time they needed him to, no matter how angry he was at them at the time. Every. Damn. Time.

[otterandterrier]

20. He also overcame his prejudice towards werewolves in a very short time, volunteering to tie himself to Pettigrew and Lupin

21. Thought it was weird his best friend wasn’t answering his letters, knew he lived in an abusive home, and asked his brothers to help rescue him in an illegal flying car

22. He’s usually the first in line to support Harry in everything, even if it means extreme danger (”We’re with you whatever happens”)

23. Pushed Harry out of the way when he thought Padfoot was going to jump at Harry, getting himself dragged and his leg broken and he never complained about it

24. Made an effort to be the person Hermione would want to be with and he meant every gesture

25. Knows when his friends are overwhelmed and tries to lighten the mood to make them feel better

[azaleablueme]

26. Because although the Horcrux tormented him enough and made him leave he took all the blame on himself when he returned.

27. Because no matter how the movies portrayed it, he fought with Harry in the tent as he thought that Harry was mocking the dangers Ginny was facing in school. He was worried about his sister for Christ sake!!!

28. Because he was a true Gryffindor who not only pulled the sword out of the pool but also saved Harry’s life while doing it.

29. Because he chose what’s right over his safety net of being a pureblood.

30. Because he was the only one who was putting his entire family directly on the line of fire by assisting Harry but still went ahead.

31. Because he had the guts to stand beside(and sometimes in front) of a marked man for years.

32. Because RON WEASLEY disarmed Bellatrix Lestrange.

33. Because it was he (not Harry) who barged out to save Hermione when Bellatrix was going to hand her over to Greyback. 

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34. Because even though he thought he was rubbish at quidditch, he still tried out for the house team.

35. Because even though he was arachnophobic he still followed the spider trying to help his friend.

36. Because it was he who thought of the basilisk fangs.

37. Because “House Elf Liberation Front” is far more clever then “Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare”

[eyeofthebee-holder]

38. Because he and Harry were so close that Dobby called him Harry’s “Wheezy”

39. Because he was the one to suggest that they evacuate the house elves during the Battle of Hogwarts

[oompris]

40. Because he is RON WEASLEY

[oohsenun]

dear archimdes: isnt out yet me: 

[jh020794]

interviewer: would you say you're independent?

sehun: *looks at suho*

suho: *nods his head*

sehun: yes, i am very independent

[jh020794]

Fall for him but never chase him, never.

[hchlns]

[previouslysirlestrange]

#that is a human as a rat as a cup

[fuckyeahdeathlyhallows]

That was a long 12 years for Wormtail.

[thatgirlonstage]

Can you imagine how differently their lives would’ve gone if Ron, in trying to transfigure Scabbers, had actually transfigured him back into a human? Just take a moment to imagine McGonagall’s reaction if Peter Pettigrew had abruptly appeared in her classroom from Ronald Weasley’s rat. Take a moment.

[elidyce]

Or if Ron had fucked it up a little worse and couldn’t get ‘Scabbers’ back and McGonagall had take him to disenchant him and next thing we know there’s a naked Peter Pettigrew sitting on McGonagall’s desk and the kids in that class learn six new swear words, a hex they will never dare to use, and a fear of Minerva McGonagall’s wrath that will be with them until the day they die.

Ten and twenty years later first years are being pulled aside and warned never mess around in Transfiguration seriously the last time a kid mucked something up in that class Professor McGonagall used two semi-legal hexes, took down a Death Eater and sabotaged the rise of the Dark Lord before Potter had time to get his wand out.

[kyraneko]

What most of Hogwarts learned first on that otherwise-unexceptionable day was that Professor McGonagall could sure scream loud.

Professor Flitwick’s Charms 5th-year Charms class was close enough to catch the full effect, and the door had been left open besides; en masse the students recoiled with shock and a miscast Hiccuping Charm broke one of the windows (out which the entire flock of ravens they were practicing on escaped to the Forbidden Forest where they only had to worry about centaurs, rather than annoying young humans with wands).

Up in the Divination Tower, Sibyl Trelawny preened over her foresight to have warned her students of an unprecedented catastrophe likely to occur before the hour was out.

Out in Greenhouse Five, a NEWT-level Herbology class looked up in puzzlement, and most of them were subsequently bitten by the Venomous Tentaculae they were attempting to propagate. It does not do to ignore a Venomous Tentacula when you’re prodding at its intimate parts with a cotton ball held in tweezers, so the class was cancelled while two-thirds of the students headed for the infirmary and the rest of them headed into the castle because if they stayed with the Venomous Tentaculae they’d be outnumbered, and nobody wants that.

And down in the dungeons, Professor Snape turned away from comparing Lee Jordan’s Pepper-Up Potion to spoiled cream at what sounded like a woman screaming from the entrance hall. At the second scream, he ordered the class to remain where they were and behave, sweeping out of the room just in time to miss Theodore Nott suddenly jumping up and yelping as if someone had put a crocodile heart down the back of his robes.

Fred Weasley stepped back from the unfortunate Slytherin, shared a smirk with his twin, and stuck his head out the door to make sure Snape had rounded the corner before leading the way out of the classroom.

-

Back in the Transfiguration classroom, about four minutes ago, it had started innocently enough. Ron Weasley, possessed of a broken wand and a lurking suspicion that most of the family’s magical talent had been soaked up by his siblings before he was around to get any, had attempted to turn his pet rat, Scabbers, into a teacup.

Scabbers had not become a teacup.

Scabbers, blast his useless furry little backside, had become a furry, vaguely teacup-shaped monstrosity out of which absolutely no one would have been tempted to drink, and to make matters worse, he still had a tail.

It was moving.

Harry was hiding a smile behind his hand. Dean and Seamus weren’t even trying to hide, elbowing each other and laughing. Parvati and Lavender were looking with disgust and horror at either Scabbers or him, and Hermione was opening her mouth, no doubt ready to tell him exactly what he’d done wrong.

Which only made it worse that he really thought he’d done everything right this time.

He snatched Scabbers off the desk (eww, the base of the cup had the same texture as rat feet) and turned away from Hermione. He made the wand movement again, picturing in his mind the way McGonagall had demonstrated it. “Erreverto.”

“Erreverto. Erreverto. Erreverto.”

It didn’t work. It didn’t work when Professor McGonagall stopped by and gave Hermione two points for Gryffindor for getting the spell perfect in both directions. It didn’t work when Harry made his successful transfiguration (Ron looked; the pattern was a little bit furry but it was definitely a teacup). Ron’s lips formed the shape of a word that would’ve made his mother box his ears had she heard it and attempted the reverse transfiguration, which didn’t work either.

Finally, faced not only with the indignity of failure but the threat of Scabbers being stuck like that, he’d gone up to Professor McGonagall’s desk.

“Um, Professor?”

Professor McGonagall looked up from the paper she was grading and looked from him to the squirming teacup. “Problems, Mr. Weasley?”

“Um, yeah, Professor. I can’t get it to work in either direction and it’s not fair to Scabbers to make him stay as a teacup just because I can’t do a spell right and can you maybe … ?”

“I suppose so, Mr. Weasley,” she said, and waved her wand in the exact manner Ron had been doing all along.

Nothing happened.

Professor McGonagall looked very, very puzzled.

“Now that’s odd,” she said softly.

As one, the other students rose from their seats and quietly moved closer.

She did not attempt the transfiguration in the other direction. Instead, she made a complex motion with her wand and murmured an incantation that possibly only Hermione recognized. The teacup squeaked. Professor McGonagall looked more puzzled than ever, and made a sweeping wand movement that ended with a sharp jab and uttered, “Arcanum finite!”

And there was a loud bang, and there was a pale, pudgy, and very naked man sprawled out on her desk, and she jumped back hard enough to knock her chair into the wall and screamed.

-

Having taught a particularly rigorous course of magical study to children and teens for quite some time now, Minerva McGonagall had become accustomed to certain things. Students who didn’t listen. Students who did rude things to the mice when they thought she wasn’t looking. Students who accidentally turned a frog or a raven into a flock of starlings or a school of strange slimy South American fish (and tried to solve the immediate problem by filling the classroom with two feet of water, neglecting to consider the gap under the door). Students who tried to transfigure their noses into a more appealing shape and wound up in the hospital wing regrowing their nostrils.

Naked men on her desk was something Minerva McGonagall had never had an occasion to get used to. What made it worse was that she recognized this one, and he’d been dead for more than a decade.

Inferius! was her first thought, followed shortly thereafter by Animagus, which collided with Peter Pettigrew! and produced the utterly horrifying thought of what if all four of them were Animagi? which didn’t bear thinking about at all, so her brain jumped to if he wasn’t killed by a Dark Wizard then why didn’t he say so? and realized there was only one possible explanation why, and about that time her eyes registered that parts of Peter Pettigrew she really doesn’t want to know about were flopping about in front of her face, and she was screaming as she jumped back.

The flow of invective which followed somehow failed to surprise her one bit. Some part of her registered, peripherally, the shocked faces of her students, but most of her attention was directed at Peter Pettigrew, who at very least faked his own death and at worst framed Sirius Black and if Black didn’t betray the Potters then who … did. And the words poured out of her, filthy English and filthier Latin while Pettigrew squirmed on the table, his face rage and guilt and fear and something shifty and contemptible, and he turned to look at the stunned students and lunged for Ron Weasley’s wand.

-

Severus Snape had reached the Entrance Hall by the time the scream died away and the invective replaced it. He almost smirked, amid the alarm; of all the things he’d never expected to hear from Minerva McGonagall … he took the stairs two at a time, still not noticing the students who followed.

He did notice the Herbology class, which had stopped on the way to the Infirmary and were staring transfixed in the direction of the Transfiguration classroom, but pushed his way through them, getting Venomous Tentacula pollen all over his robes in the process.

From the other end of the corridor came Professor Flitwick’s Charms class, with Professor Flitwick bringing up the rear and pushing his way between students.

-

Ron looked stunned as the man who’d been his pet rat snatched the wand from his hand; Professor McGonagal’s expression shifted to one beyond fury and when the entire class recoiled, it wasn’t from the naked man with the wand.

“Laedo!“ Minerva McGonagall roared.

-

Ron Weasley’s wand cast a Splintering Curse many years beyond its rightful owner’s abilities, and it did Peter Pettigrew the poor favor of eliminating the door, which might have slowed him down a bit.

-

Severus Snape flailed and skidded to a halt as the Transfiguration classroom’s door shattered. He stepped back just in time, and stared, jaw dropped in shock, as a naked man he recognized from his school days flew past him and bellyflopped against the wall, bounced, and collapsed to the ground just in time to avoid the “Exitium!” which followed and vaporized an impresive chunk of the castle’s stone wall.

Fred and George and Lee Jordan, determined to stay at the front of the crowd, had been pushed almost against Professor Snape by their fellow Potions classmates and some pollen-coated Hufflepuffs. Fred squirmed aside hastily as Professor McGonagall appeared in the doorway, the look on her face so utterly livid that Professors Snape and Flitwick both reflexively stepped back.

Snape tripped over George’s foot and fell against a knot of Hufflepuffs, releasing another cloud of pollen and knocking them backwards. Pettigrew saw his opportunity and took it, scrambling to his feet, stumbling sideways, and launching himself towards the gap.

And Minerva McGonagall made a thrust with her wand and said, “Perdo.”

In the very loud silence which followed, Filius Flitwick squeaked, “The Splinching Charm, Minerva?”

She might’ve looked embarrassed for a moment, and then she smiled as she looked down at Pettigrew, who lay on his belly, his arms and legs lying akimbo some distance away.

“Unorthodox,” she said, “but useful in a pinch. If someone would inform the Headmaster, and send an owl to the Ministry—-not Fudge, not Crouch, someone competent—-Shacklebolt, perhaps. Students, return to your classrooms, please. Mr. Weasley, I’m very sorry, but I do believe it’s impossible to return you your rat. However, the zero I was going to have to give you for the day’s work is entirely undeserved, as you were not transfiguring a normal rat. You may make the lesson up any time this week.”

-

The story was, of course, much embellished by the time it reached all the students. Versions of it had the intruder peppering Snape with a Glitter Hex or transfiguring Ron’s rat into a pair of boxers, and people had to be disabused of the notion that it had been Voldemort who’d been hiding as a rat all this time.

Snape gave both Weasley twins detention for tripping him, and took forty-seven points total from Gryffindor over the next few weeks for various pretend-subtle pollen references.

Kingsley Shacklebolt showed up with a team of Aurors in time to meet Professor Dumbledore; the Wizengamot launched an investigation into the events surrounding the Potters’ murder; the results turned into a scandal which saw the release of Sirius Black and the forced resignation of both Director Bartemious Crouch and Minister Cornelius Fudge. Director of Magical Law Enforcement Amelia Bones was confirmed as Minister of Magic shortly thereafte, and the Daily Prophet reported that Sirius Black (“Godfather to the Boy-Who-Lived!” “Framed, Abandoned, Condemned to Living Hell!” “Heart-Wrenching: His Release In Pictures, Page 17!”) was considering applying for a teaching position at Hogwarts, “but just for a year, I’ve been cursed enough for one lifetime.” (“The Prophet reminds its readers that the so-called “curse” on a certain Hogwarts teaching position is almost certainly a mere string of coincidences.”)

And, Minerva thought with relish some months later, it was almost three weeks before anyone attempted messing around in her class.

A personal record.

[wizardingheadcanon]

I’ve probably reblogged this before but I’m going to do it again right now

[hun-a]

he’s too used to his own nickname ㅋㅋㅋ

[lost-moonlight]

[fy-perspectives]

Passion has little to do with euphoria and everything to do with patience. It is not about feeling good. It is about endurance. Like patience, passion comes from the same Latin root: pati. It does not mean to flow with exuberance. It means to suffer.

Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves (via fy-perspectives)

[oshxciv]

[TRANS] EXO-L Japan Fanclub Book (Talk Channel) - Sehun’s parts only

Please take out with credits.

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how chanyeol reacts when you tell him he’s your bias…