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★ Noah ★ 26 ★ they/them ★ Recently back from the dead, excuse the decay as my blog reanimates, it takes a bit for all the rot to slough off

[manforsale]

[holdtohealyourpartner-moved]

If you told 13 year old me that tumblr would be popping bottles because Panic was over I'd think you were insane

[0v9]

Btw that rule about not trusting how you feel after 4pm in the winter or 9pm in the summer (really we should just say after the sun goes down but whatever) is only about negative feelings. if you are chilling with your best friend drinking hot chocolate and have never felt more loved and safe, that is 100% true and you can and should trust

[kosmogrl]

[captaintherealunicorn]

[dilfhamlet]

[dilfhamlet]

the literal only funny tags on this entire post

[catholicide]

joan jett (2000-2006). you agree.

[strawberri-draws]

Cannot wait for the Mom Team Up

[bakwaaas]

life is so much better when u stop hyperanalysing urself and realise u can’t hate urself into being better u just have to accept ur a lil weird n fucked up slightly but it’s not that deep just live

[prokopetz]

The best thing in life is when you encounter a giant bell in a video game, and when you attack it, it goes "bong".

[prokopetz]

The three highest virtues:

You can pet the fuzzy thing

Secret behind the waterfall

Bell that goes "bong"

[feministism]

[coffee-and-rainsticks]

“Surely nothing could be worse than a lot of women dying,” she thinks. “Ah,” she says.

[radiofreederry]

[transarsonist]

The "car community" claim that the sexual component is small. A Google search for "car porn" suggests otherwise. Of course adults can do

[catwaifuwu]

[queenhelenblackthorn]

love love love that the guy who carried around a gun on his waist everywhere he went cause "you never know when shit's gonna go down" did not carry an epipen for his lethal food allergy

[susiephone]

I love how utterly unfuckable Miles Bron is.

Rian Johnson saw everyone thirsting over Evil Chris Evans from the first movie and was like "not again."

[missweber]

I loved all of the celebrity cameos and name-dropping in Glass Onion, but the more I think about it, the more I realize how it plays into the characterization of Miles and Blanc.

Miles keeps mentioning how he has hired people like Gillian Flynn, Philip Glass, Banksy, etc. to create things for him. And we get to see how Serena Williams is on-call as a personal trainer for his guests. But…

When Blanc quickly solved the mystery game Miles had set up, my first thought was that it was really contrived and not well-crafted. The Hourly Dong was minimalistic, yes, but not Glass-like. As for the Piece-of-Shit dock, it didn’t seem very Bansky-ish (at least to me). It looked more like a generic ice sculpture than anything - interesting at first glance, but not really much beyond that.

Then, we have Serena Williams literally phoning it in as a personal trainer. She’s content to sit there and read, as she’s getting paid whether or not she actually does any training.

Miles is quick to drop these names as if all of these talented people are part of his entourage, but the quality of their work-for-hire demonstrates that they don’t give a shit about him and/or actively dislike him.

In sharp contrast, we have Blanc, who is actually close friends with people like Angela Lansbury, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, etc. These people are close enough to him to play online games with him and worry about his well-being. In fact, they’re good enough friends that Blanc’s partner can complain to them about how Blanc hasn’t left the bath for a week.

All in all, it’s a little thing in the grand scheme of the movie, but it does show just how much thought has gone into the characterization of the two male leads.

[friendly-asteroid]

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

[friendly-asteroid]

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

[totallyuniquelily]

[sandmandaddy69]