im making bone-tapping asmr AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

Bastard son of Michael Myers & Jason Voorhees. [Mild NSFW, RP/Ask blog]

[jichaels-jorts]

@quentinobambino MADE FANART OF MY AWFUL BASTARD BOI I LOVE THEM QWQ

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((To anyone who stumbles across this blog, I'm sorry you had to see this terrible mistake I made.))

[feral-and-pink]

Ah hello cotton candy, still having teeth issues? I can get you straighter teeth in a jiffy. @jichaels-jorts

"N-no, I.....I don't like you, you give me a bad feeling"

"If you give me teeth I'll stab you"

@jichaels-jorts

[jichaels-jorts]

"I don't need to give you new teeth, just need to straighten them. I'll work quick..."

[gh0stinthedark]

Hey, selling any bones Ghostie? Maybe even some free samples? @jichaels-jorts

Ah sorry.  I kinda like my collection.. They’re important to me

@jichaels-jorts

[jichaels-jorts]

“Awww come on Ghostie, I’ve got the funds. What if I commission you? I’m in need of some high quality spines.”

[gh0stinthedark]

Y-you don’t have a job, How did you acquire such funds?

[jichaels-jorts]

"Oh, you know..."

[jichaels-jorts]

Don't like

"But I like the calcium you're packing."

[gh0stinthedark]

Hey, selling any bones Ghostie? Maybe even some free samples? @jichaels-jorts

Ah sorry.  I kinda like my collection.. They’re important to me

@jichaels-jorts

[jichaels-jorts]

"Awww come on Ghostie, I've got the funds. What if I commission you? I'm in need of some high quality spines."

[bloody-mixtapes]

Hey, mind if I have those teeth of yours? @jichaels-jorts

“….No.  You can have the teeth I was gifted, but you can’t have mine.”@jichaels-jorts

[jichaels-jorts]

"Thanks Frankie boy, but I still want the ones you got in that mouth of yours. Willing to sell 'em?"

[rainbowgetscreative]

In case you didn’t know, I run two ask blogs!

@wraithatwalmart and @jichaels-jorts

Please feel free to vomit in their ask boxes!

[porterr-robinson]

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Hey fuckmothers I need asks

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You have parents? Do you know where they are?

Don't remember my childhood or parents, but I always assumed they were Jason and Michael.

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Are you into killing like all the famous slashers tend to be? (Aka jason, freddy, michael, ect)

Fuck yeah baby!!

[jichaels-jorts]

How do you exist? Are you a fusion?

I don't think so? No idea how I exist, at least, no one's told me. My dads don't talk to me.

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I need asks

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Still need asks

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I made a fucky wucky

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I need asks

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Can you see my icon or is it default?

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ITS THE WRONG FUCKI G AVATAR