[raqhaelia-deactivated20241212]

from a young age i knew i wanted to give up when things got hard

[xalatath]

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

[garaks-padded-cell]

I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything

[ewaneneollav]

what if after job interview you catch a glimpse of the person’s notepad & see they wrote “things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl”

[bestbandname]

Round 3:

Which band name do you like best?

Pet Shop Boys

Massive Attack

Voting ended onMar 7

Note that this is about band names not their music or members.

[bestbandname]

Tie break poll:

Which band name do you like best?

Pet Shop Boys

Massive Attack

Voting ended onMar 27

[bestbandname]

Take 3

Pet Shop Boys

Massive Attack

Voting ended onApr 8

[bestbandname]

I'm going to start getting annoyed soon...

[stuckinapril]

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[hoofpeet]

[daisywords]

the plot chickens (becomes scared of its own premise)

[dogpuppy]

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[parakeet]

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

[femcassidy]

prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances

[cannibalchicken]

[easel-eisel]

evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

[lakemojave]

You dumb motherfucker life isn't about smelling flowers or feeling radiant sunshine on your skin or making meals with your loved ones. You idiot son of a bitch. It's about apps. It's about scrolling through apps.

[cottoncandylesbo]

the first person to turn an apple to sauce... what hubris. no other fruit gets this treatment. well, except for the wretched tomato. but that's a punishment, because the tomato is morally corrupt.