jigglypuff puff pass☁️

i sing and make music for Haven State ♋️ 25 she/her idk what I’m doing

[ampervadasz]

[thickness-protection-program]

Edward Cullen energy

[jultheevirgo]

what does that mean?

[thickness-protection-program]

[zytes]

kind of lame that graffiti is considered vandalism, while advertisements being forcefully beamed into my eyes via every inch of visible wall, road, and social media feed isn’t

[normal-horoscopes]

When I was in middle school we would do these weekly things called "Flag Salutes" where the entire school came out to the quad to stand in big ranks and sing patriotic songs. I lived in one of the most conservative counties in America and the teachers took the Flag Salutes very seriously.

We hated them. We didn't really clock the nationalist nature of the thing but we we hated being asked to stand in a big group and sing songs for nobody. It was boring and goofy. Thinking about it now, it really was just our teachers using us as fodder for a Mass Ritual to Prevent 9/11 from Happening Again.

Eventually, some kids developed a sort of game. The ceremony had all these little dramatic pauses between sections of a speech or in-between songs. Kids would wait for those little pauses and, right before the song started, just shout "NINE ELEVEN!" There was a voice for it to. You had to sound kinda like a Patrick Star or a similar exaggerated dunderhead type character.

It made the teachers incredibly mad but nobody ever got in trouble. The trick was to drop the Nine Eleven the moment before the song started so they couldn't stop to focus on who was yelling. Once they start the ritual they couldn't stop it or the spell would backfire and the Taliban Would Get You or whatever.

[stag-bi]

losing my shit over this pic of a kitten at the vet

[jaubaius]

It’s still stupid but it worksheet

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[killadelphia]

[orteil42]

you go to pet kirby and it feels like a grown man’s bald head

[jaubaius]

This is how real men shoot wild animals.

[thenatsdorf]

Fishercat

[kholexcx]

[wizardpotions]

Btw your magic wizard party was poorly organized and we’re all leaving. The magic fireworks were not spectacular and the homemade potions were not delicious

But it's my birtday

[fakehistory]

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

The Cream of the Crap, 2017 

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[thebestpartofwakingup]

Change your fucking url OP

[internet-schvitzinq]

[roundo]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

By far the funniest comment I've gotten on a meme I posted

[squeakitties]

sensually massaging WD-40 into your robot gf’s joints

[katelyndanger]

WD-40 is a terrible lubricant actually, especially for high friction parts like limb joints. WD stands for Water Displacement and is good for treating wet rust and expelling moisture, but terrible for minimizing friction.

What you’d really want is SAE10-30 or if she’s older, an oil with a higher viscosity like a SAE20-40.