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COMMISSIONS: Open✅ Gabe/Tom-He/They 27 Just a Clown from The Lonely Star

[squeekz4all]

COMMISSIONS: OPEN

Finally updated my commission sheet! Feel free to reblog this, thank you so much!!

EDIT 2: THIS IS STILL RELEVANT!

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[justangrymacaroni]

A witch puts a spell on a girl, a sleeping spell that promises the girl shall wake through true love’s kiss. Men come and kiss her. She slumbers. Women come and press their lips to hers, but still she sleeps. Many years past, and the girl remains still. One bright morning,  a lost little boy finds her resting spot and clears the dust and grime from her face. He offers her a kiss on her forehead, and her eyes flutter open. She never feels romantic love for a man nor a woman, and she cares for the boy until the day she dies.

A young woman is imprisoned in a castle by a monstrously formed prince. The servants of the castle hope for them to fall in love, and when the spell is broken they assume their prayers have been answered. They are all surprised, but nonetheless pleased, when it is revealed to them that the young woman and prince are the truest of friends, and nothing more.

They say the kingdom is ruled by an evil queen, a woman who is incapable of loving. She is unmarried, she has no consorts, and she wishes for no partner. She is the wretched queen, the heartless queen. She must hate her daughter, for her daughter is beautiful, and women are incapable of liking another woman who’s prettier than themselves. It must be for this reason that the princess was sent away, not for how she was attacked by a man in the woods. They say the kingdom is ruled by an evil queen because she cannot love. The queen loves her daughter, and that is enough for them both.

There lives a prince who is forced to choose a bride at the ball. He meets many beautiful women, but find none which he loves. He spies one in a gorgeous gown and wonder in her eyes, and he dances with her all night long. The kingdom is sure he has found his bride. When the clock strikes midnight he tells her how he will never love a woman, or a man, in the way he is expected to. The beautiful woman smiles and tells him she expects nothing from him. The next morning the prince and the beautiful woman are missing, having run off together to see the world. They leave their shoes behind in their haste.

Many kinds of love exist. It doesn’t all have to be romantic.

[the-haiku-bot]

Many kinds of love

exist. It doesn’t all have

to be romantic.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[unteriors]

State Highway 67, Amsterdam, New York.

[doyouremem8erme]

first time trying one of these recreations but i saw the bed and couldnt resist

[transbaphomet]

remade in The Sims 2!

[kittysquiddo]

remade in ACNH!

[holykittens]

fallout 76 👴

[shramp-heaven-now]

Recreated in House flipper 2

[rainbowgod666]

Drawn it with Beeg Marker (the kind kids use because the standard ones "are for the grown ups" or smth)

[ridgeworld2006]

Doom

[eggl-rd]

Roblox

[disturbedkitsune]

Second Life

[hannukahmatata]

MakeRoom!

[astirysk2electricboogaloo]

animal jam play wild

[capn-rattlebones]

Lucid Blocks

[taibhsearachd]

World of Warcraft

[kayosdoggo]

Infinity Nikki

[alice-in-strangetown]

Paralives

[skogskrattis-skriptorium]

Scriptorium - Master of Manuscripts

[ryann-44]

found this hidden away

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[guerrillatech]

[heartseeker]

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

shes turning 2

[heartseeker]

eda is 5 this year :)

[heartseeker]

eda is 6!!!!

[leonoramaymorgenstern]

Maybe I should watch and/or read PHM something about aroace Ryan Gosling being a dork teacher living on a neighbor planet to Vulcan who’s in a queer platonic polycule with a rock and Markiplier from another movie with his bestie being an ace scientist who tries to kill him intrigues me.

[cypherdrgon]

Phm from Adrian's perspective is just what if you were Penelope and Odysseus came home but he also brought a jellyfish and keeps begging you to build a fish tank for the jellyfish and make jellyfish food for the jellyfish and youre an ancient Greek whos never seen a jellyfish and you cant even comprehend how your going to do it but youre going to because if you dont Odysseus may kill himself. And also the jellyfish can do like. Witchcraft.

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[its-a-beautful-day]

See them jousting

[sandmandaddy69]

[cryptvokeeper]

[kushblazer666]

[flowercrownsylveon]

[drakthug]

[thishasgonehorribly]

I don’t know what exactly peaked with the Madden Giferator, but I do miss it.

[glavilio]

*describing some learned fellow i'm acquainted with* he's very articulate *remembers when he crossed me* i mean verbose

[oncemorewithqueering]

my dad is playing the tomodachi life demo and in just one day he has:

- made his mii bisexual and then decided not to make his mii attracted to women because, and i quote, "they deal with too many men already:

- made a nonbinary oc called disco bob and now has extensive lore about them

- discovered the voices and now sends me voice messages in that voice. yes it does wear you down

- cried when the demo ended and started 3 more islands

- spoke to me more about tomodachi life than about my trip to the other side of the world

[mono--chromatik]

my game failed to render a mii so now my news is being delivered by the analog horror censor

[serpexnessie]

Average Tomodachi Life Conversation