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@jigsawxxmuses
" 'appyyyyy Mummy's daaaayyyyy~"
Hic hic~
It was barley 11 am and Ace was already drunk off of his ass from a bottle of scotch that he hugged close to himself.
"I love you mummyyyy~ I miss y-"
The boy proceeded to gag before vomitting into a nearby trash bin.
Me: oh im feeling my Ace muse
Me: *scrolls through blog and remembers all of the horrible posts I've made*
Me:
“Hi, where’s the ‘skip the day’ button—”
Looms--
“SHUT UP! I DON’T WANT TO HEAR THAT SONG! DOVE, BLACKLIST THEM—”
“You’re the one who came into my Blog in the first place??? Just leave if this is going on your nerves, it’d be appreciated.”
Oh?
Louder?
“ I couldn't take it, just couldn't take it! In one swift motion, I grabbed my potion! HA-HA-HA-HA I said Mr. Hyde has arrived Tossed my flags on the floor Made a major speech Told the teach this is all a big bore! Ran down all the halls, wrote on walls Even stole second base! I was super bad, sure was glad; I wasn't wearin' my face! CAUSE. I. WAS JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE! JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE! “
jigsawxxmuses:
THEY APPROACH HIM–
“… Do not touch me.”
They both triple and surround him.
“ JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE! JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE! JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE! JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE! JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE! JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE! JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE! JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE! JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE! JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE! JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE! JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE! “
“What on Earth are they all doing? Don’t associate me with them.”
THEY APPROACH HIM--
Ah, a fellow abomination full of self-loathing and suffering.
“Suffering?”
He laughs.
“THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY TRUE FORM.”
jigsawxxmuses:
His skin and bones start to shift–
“GOD PLEASE HELP ME–”
“I’m— I’m not God, don’t know how I’m meant to contact them either but— should I call the ambulance?”
It’s too later...
THE SOUND OF JEKYLL HYDE FILLS THE AIR--
“I FOUND THIS BOOK AND IT WAS REALLY G R E A T!”
jigsawxxmuses:
“April Fools? Really? ALl of you have gotten out of contr–”
“Urg–! I..I-I don’t feel good…M-My body hurts I–”
Alfendi collapses….
“That… doesn’t look healthy.” no shit, clarissa.
His skin and bones start to shift--
“GOD PLEASE HELP ME--”
“April Fools? Really? ALl of you have gotten out of contr--”
“Urg--! I..I-I don’t feel good...M-My body hurts I--”
Alfendi collapses....
"I was sadly informed there's more than one Lawson now. Is this what uncle Desmond feels like whenever Gramps is brought up?"
{♟}” There’s more!?”
"God, why do you always appear when--"
"Go away Uncle Desmond. Just-- fuck off would you--?"
"I was sadly informed there's more than one Lawson now. Is this what uncle Desmond feels like whenever Gramps is brought up?"
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Layton has bastard/goblin energy he hides behind being a gentleman and smart))
Hes always like "be polite :)" then not even 3 seconds later hes like "hehe luke slipped in garbage water bc hes scared" and "dont make fun of my car its beautiful,,,,"))
DONT LET HIM FOOL U HE HAS GOBLIN TENDENCIES TOO AND I WILL POINT THEM OUT--))
The feeling when your brother is a fucking idiot
@fatheroflayton
"DAD HE'S CALLING YOU OUT, FIGHT HIM."
“— Bloody hell, missed all that, huh.”
“Well, late words on my part; do not eat nor fuck the bees with no consent, let alone shout and announce about doing so.”
“…And, Ace, saw that. Leave me the hell alone, will you.”
♡~Blows a kiss~♡
Sentence Starters
“I’ve never seen one of these completely to my taste so i decided to make my own!
ANGST
“I can’t do anything right.”
“Please don’t cry.”
“Why are you awake right now?”
“Why are you lying to me?”
“Wake up! Please wake up.”
“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”
“Don’t you ever do that again!”
“Is that blood?” “…..No?”
“Please don’t lie to me again, I can’t take it.”
“Do you even still love me?”
“Nobody’s seen you in days.”
“Why are you awake?”
“I’m worried about you.”
“Can you shut up for once in your life?”
“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”
“Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”
“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”
“Leave! Me! Alone!”
FLUFF
“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”
“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?”
“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Nooo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”
“Have you always been this beautiful?”
“OH you’re jealous!”
“Can we stay like this forever?”
“Please just kiss me already.”
“I think you might be my soulmate.”
“Sleep over? Please?”
“Are we on a date right now?”
“I think I’m in love with you.”
“He’s so pretty I think I’m gonna faint.”
“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”
“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”
“I missed you so much.”
“Do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?”
“I’m here for you.”
“I wish we could live together already.”
MISC
“All I do is drink coffee and say bad words.”
“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”
“I think I just ripped my pants.”
“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”
“Can I pet your dog?” “Do I know you?”
“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”
“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”
“But I’ve never told you that before.”
“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”
“So, uh, I locked the keys in the car.”
“Is the cat in a onesie?” “Uh, no?
“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”
“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”
“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”
“Give me attention.”
“YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”
“Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”
“I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”
