Bleach characters, you’ve been fired from Bleach! In which other manga/anime will you try to get hired and why?
Renji: I feel like I’d make such a great pirate.
Byakuya: I had a similar thought.
Kira: Somebody named “Yagami Light” keeps asking me to join Death Note.
Kira: Is it true that everyone in that anime wears name tags?
Soi Fon: Naruto of course.
Soi Fon: A world of ninjas? I would rock that so hard.
Halibel: I would apply to Sailor Moon, I think.
Halibel: I would prefer a world in which those with powers are the women and everybody is a little gay.
Hitsugaya: I would join the police force, and finally get a chance to showcase my detective skills, which are secretly awesome!
Gin: What a coincidence, Captain Hitsugaya. I would also join that show.
Gin: But I think I would join the murder posse.
Gin: Makishima’s voice has always called to me, for some reason.
Hitsugaya: I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN SO HARD
Kurotsuchi: Mmmm Fullmetal Alchemist, I suppose.
Kurotsuchi: Must be nice to be in a world of science.
Jackie: I’d go for Durarara, of course.
Jackie: Any show with a motorcycle sound for a title is a place for me.
Shinji: Finally, a place where my skill with the ladies will be appreciated!
Matsumoto: I’m applying there too!
Matsumoto: Finally, surrounded by men who AREN’T sweaty and gross all the time!
Tosen: Darker Than Black is a world in which people must pay to use their powers.
Tosen: That seems like a place of justice.
Hichigo: SOUL EATER OF COURSE
Hichigo: A world in which the weapons have physical form and get to do shit!
Kazeshini: Imagine if I get hired there too. Imagine the fun we could have.
Kenpachi: Eh, Samurai Champloo, I suppose.
Kenpachi: They find cool people to fight literally everywhere they go.
Rukia: The men turn into animals.
Rukia: One of them is a bunny.
Rukia: He likes to be cuddled.
Ichigo: Well…let’s see…my qualifications include “dead mother,” “shifty father with a secret,” “great at winning fights,” “secretly has the same powers as the enemies,” and “gets beat up a lot.”
Ichigo: Sounds like Attack on Titan for me.
Grimmjow: I’m gonna go with my qualifications too!
Grimmjow: With these abs?
Grimmjow: That Free anime is gonna love me.
