jiji

peter parker is my best friend <3 19<3

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ed sheeran is coming out at the taylor show tonight btw i have inside sources

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THE HOUND IS ALIVE

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also you completely glossing over the “my uncle wrote and produced for her!”

very demure… very mindful

LMFAOOOOO its a humble flex 😌

listen for the past 10-ish years i’ve witnessed my grandma going “oh how’s darling ed doing?” at family gatherings (referring to ed sheeran) (as if he’s one of our cousins or something) i’m desensitised to it

[expelliarmus]

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hi em my day was great! i am coincidently also on a train after being out the house for 14 hours and seeing harry styles isn’t that a coincidence. fuckin mad that

hi sarah! that’s crazy! that’s also so weird cos this weird girl sitting opposite me just asked me how to spell “coincidence” and then you used the word isn’t that crazy!!!!! mad coinkydink xxx

[jijipeach]

that’s so absolutely coinkycrazy, this weirdo across from me keeps aggressively typing with two fingers and it’s freaking me out: pls can you send advice on how to scrap with her

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it is 4am and sarah is prioritising a drarry fanfic over SLEEPY TIME with ME. i’m looking for a NEW GF applications may be submitted post haste

[jijipeach]

sleep < drarry

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literally anyone on this app gives me any praise for being smart and here fucking come my gf like Actually…… she is…. in fact……. stupid……

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the people need to know. this is all a facade

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you’re a genius

thank you :’) <3

[jijipeach]

anon. in year 11 after years of going to a CofE school she very excitedly told me “CofE means church of england” our school had it in the NAME!2!;&2&;£

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WHEN WILL YOU STOP BRINGING THIS UP😭😭😭😭

[jijipeach]

WHEN IT STOPS BEING FUNNY

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you’re a genius

thank you :’) <3

[jijipeach]

anon. in year 11 after years of going to a CofE school she very excitedly told me “CofE means church of england” our school had it in the NAME!2!;&2&;£

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just realised that in our relationship you are regulus and i’m james. don’t know how i feel about this

I NEED TO KNOW UR REASONING ON THIS

[jijipeach]

at first glance you’ll be like “huh sarah that makes no sense you’re a slytherin and i’m a gryffindor” well darling you’d be wrong there. It’s much more complicated, I have golden retriever energy (thanks to my adhd;)) and you have brood in silence with rain sounds and not share my emotions but love whole heartedly vibes. If it’s wolfstar i’m sirius you’re remus (but we knew that already, it’s why you love sirius so much (he reminds you of me and you’re whipped x))

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DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME OR DO U KIND OF LOOK LIKE DAISY EDGAR JONES 🤨🤨🤨

?? HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE FIRST OF ALL but secondly omg. stop I’ll blush you’ll flatter me

[jijipeach]

omg omg no because you DO

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hi my loves sooo I opened a ko-fi!! :)

obviously no one is obligated to send anything and I will continue to share my ridiculous brainrots regardless I just thought re: the fact I’m a broke uni student that I’d try it out lol

so. it’s here for your persual if you so wish : https://ko-fi.com/moonymoment <3

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I read chapter 18 before bed and my bf came in the room like “are you reading your vampire fic again” like yes I am whore it has me in a chokehold!! Love your writinggg

LMAOOO I LOVE THIS HAHAHA

[jijipeach]

YES THE VAMPIRE FIC!!!!! i feel seen x

[jijipeach]

romanticising my life by sitting in cafes drinking coffee and typing aggressively when all im doing is writing spideypool fan fiction

[therealrichardpapen]

"You know, Francis,'"I said.

"What?"

It seemed the best thing was just to come right out and say it.

"You know,'"I said, 'I'm really not attracted to you. I mean, not that -

"Isn't that interesting," he said coolly. "I'm really not attracted to you, either.'"

Me when I read this part:

[hearts-entwine]

Francis: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or manwhore our way out of it this time

Henry: *nodding* manslaughter it is

[momentssacres]

Donna Tartt at Bennington College, mid-80s :,)

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From https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/a27434009/bennington-college-oral-history-bret-easton-ellis/, “The Secret History isn’t so much a work of fiction. It’s a work of thinly veiled reality—a roman à clef. When it came out, Claude and Matt and I got endless calls. Everybody was saying, “Oh, did you know Donna just wrote a book about Claude and you all? And Claude is Julian and Matt is Bunny and you’re Henry.”

“Bunny”:

“Henry”: