Jill Quotes

Quote from Jill. My wife. Taken totally out of context, but that's how they are given.

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"The great fire of Rome seems somewhat fishy to me."

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"I'm convinced I have a tumor that is making me fat."

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"We aren't so different, you and I." (said with a hint of Marlowe)

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"Do squirrels cry?"

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"I kinda feel bad that I don't believe in anything."

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"One can never be too near their pajamas."

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"I feel so uninspired by my shoes."

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“I think wheat makes me sad.”

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"There is something ultimately sad about finding a wheelchair at a thrift store."

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"Don't take this as an invitation, but can you put lotion on my back?"

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"Do you ever listen to the sound your skull makes?"

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"I don't know why, but golden raisins in a non-savory application really freak me out."

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"Who on Earth is going to eat the clam strips at White Castle? Sounds like a recipe for intestinal distress."

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"I spent a lot of time today wishing it were tomorrow."

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"Shouldn't menses be considered a hazardous waste? I mean, it's blood, right?"

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"Should I be worried that as soon as I pulled down my underwear, I saw a fruit fly?

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"I keep hoping, someday, to be discovered."

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