Jill's Blog!

[slimeful]

every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes

[delmondo]

Labubu died this morning from swallow too much air. He was 3 seconds old

[coolguycy]

When the illness you have causes symptoms

This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[mrsterlingeverything]

how do u play chess

Move the peaces luv

[orgasming-caterpillar]

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

[actiiasluna-deactivated20250103]

[drops-of-universe]

*retaining nothing you just said* got it

[vintar]

for the last 1,200 days someone has left a comment on every single manyatruenerd video, asking him to play zoo tycoon. each comment has kept a tally of how many days it's been since they started asking, steadily ticking up and up and up. it's been over three years of polite but incredibly persistent bothering

congratulations to this one very dedicated person

[lladyburd]

Imagining the sheer and utter bliss they felt typing this out

[greelin]

“she should be at the club” changed me as a person. forever

[greelin]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

They should invent a career path that isn't soooooooo scary

[sunshinetomorrow]

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Okay this is just getting funny now

[iwilleatyourenglish]

it is with a heavy heart that i must inform y’all that most of the apostles, including our boy judas, are locked behind paywalls

[originaltransusername-deactivat]

Honestly the idea of conversing with Judas has me on the ceiling

[byjove]

[fairycosmos]

im always like hehe im so smart i will avoid shame by never doing anything ever but then i feel ashamed of not living and it turns out i didn't escape any sort of discomfort i just traded it in for a less rewarding kind

[fairycosmos]

doctor prescribed me 18hrs of screen time a day and a caffeine addiction

[trucksquared]

call me Ken the way I don't. have a job