Jimilized

Jim | He/Him | 1995 | Gay | Aries

[funny-tik-toks]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

[godisafujoshi]

Then they spit roast me

[parkchanwoohoo]

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

[p0kemongifs]

[sustancy]

[trailsofpaper]

Okay I just finished writing a grueling subsection of my dissertation please clap

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[incognitopolls]

How much of the time do you wear prescription glasses or contacts?

All the time, they only come off if they'd be in the way for certain things

Most of the time, but sometimes I just don't wear them

Whenever I go somewhere, but not when I'm at home

Whenever I'm at home, but not when I go somewhere

Only at school/work/another specific span of time

Only to see particular things (e.g. to read a sign, then I take them off again)

Sometimes, based on some other criteria

Never, but I probably should wear them

Never, I have vision problems that can't be corrected with prescription lenses

Never, my vision is 20/20 or better

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[macbethheadband]

Wait a second wait a second. I have a post to make

[macbethheadband]

Hawkeye when bj reads out a letter from peg describing interior design choices shes recently made for the house

[only-tiktoks]

[shane-actually]

👏🏼

[symphonicseauxl]

He destroyed him

[pseudomasochist]

(spoiler! this is true of literally everything)

[fruitypieq]

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[bearzoohuman]

[itsjesscapade]

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

[lgbtqiatext]

[parasocialites]

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

[onetine]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[wiiwheel]

Happy Wednesday