stray kids as bad boyfriends my friends and i have actually had
chan
the only pet name he can think of for you is “buddy”
thinks interstellar is the greatest film ever made
calls you his soulmate while he is breaking up with you
minho
does not know where indiana is and gets incredibly defensive about it
invites you to a party and then proceeds to leave you at the party
makes an anniversary post 3 days late and all it says is “happy anniversary”
changbin
moved his bed into the living room of his apt because “I wanted to sleep in the biggest room”
does not know when to keep his rubber chicken impressions to himself
introduces you to his parents and then immediately leaves you alone with them while he takes a 45 minute shower
hyunjin
tells you he loves you the day you get together
so friendly with his exes that one of them still thinks they’re dating
has 7 black ice air fresheners in his car
jisung
exclusively listens to early 2000s pop punk
names his animal crossing town TGIFridays
so nervous he only eats jello for dinner on your first date
felix
can’t pronounce quiche
listens to the sonic video game OSTs to get pumped up
thinks going to the chip aisle of walmart counts as a date
seungmin
keeps trying to work the podcast he’s currently listening to into the conversation
is in an a capella group
plays dave matthews band in an attempt to set the mood
jeongin
accidentally (??????) drinks a lava lamp
spits out his vegetables
thinks using dawn dish soap in the shower is acceptable
