Okay maybe mama did raise a fool
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Okay maybe mama did raise a fool
so who else gets irrationally afraid and embarrassed about their interests being known to people in real life
#i’m not embarrassed but#i hate the thought of having to guard what i love#and defend any of my interests to others#people are the worst i don’t want them to know me
its kind of sad when you hit up and old friend and you both really miss each other but the connection just isnt there anymore
Wonder Woman + Rainbow
shit tier tumblr: reblogs from popular unfunny bloggers like thebootydiaries and zackisontumblr, unironically reblogs all star memes and rickrolls, has like 12 followers but acts like they have 12k, non aesthetic landscapes, “reblog if youre not homophobic!!!!”, makes a faq when they got 1.5 asks in all their life, installable or tumblr original theme, tags their mediocre shit with 384 tags, and adds their unnecessary comments on posts
top tier tumblr: has blog description ‘guilty kiss, guilty night’, reblogs pictures of dirty band-aids covered in blood, runs an anime blog, makes a post making fun of blogs that have “like 12 followers” but only gets 5 notes on it
I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE
update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg
Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.
We’re trying this tonight!
It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.
?????????????
I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.
It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.
Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.
My default mental setting is “vibrating intensely in the background.” After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasn’t as fixated on my breathing, I wasn’t tense, my movements weren’t jerky and I didn’t feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.
me gonna try it
dont wanna reblog but insomnia is a bitch for some ppl so heres for my mutuals having trouble sleeping.
We go forward.
This is too deep to comprehend.
Stop it
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY
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1918 friends episode
Phoebe and Monica get arrested at a suffragette rally. Rachel goes on a date with H.P. Lovecraft and is not familiar with his work. Ross dies of influenza. Joey and Chandler make love in a World War I foxhole.
Ross dies of influenza
Why would Ross die of influenza? He’s the only one in the group who has any grasp of science and has a PhD. He’s incredibly smart and would be the last one to die because he would know how to take care of himself and actually have knowledge about diseases.
im screaming the plague isn’t gonna bypass you if you have a degree in paleontology
Today September 1st 2017 is ‘19 years later’ – it marks the end of the Harry Potter era!
i can’t believe friday, september 1, 2017, is nineteen years later. the last scene in the harry potter books.
this is it.
My kind of humor tbh.
when ur mom is being extra with a retail worker
so i work at a retirement home and one of the residents heard me saying “mood” all the time and she asked what it meant and now she won’t stop saying it
another resident fell over and she was just like “mood”
Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?
The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -
Enchantress: