Your Local Bookworm

Jordan, she/her, ravenclaw, intp, 25, lots of book posts

[fangirllingsince1995]

I stayed up all night reading a book again yesterday only this time it was the shadows between us and it was SO CUTE I NEED MORE PAGES

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him.... The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[aphorisnt]

hey guys...https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

[shirecorn]

the high geologist has ascended

[ethanrayne]

every time i see this post it gets.... better? but also weirder.

[epikrat-deactivated20210507]

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[averagefairy]

y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up

[happifying-things]

[blindedjanus-deactivated2023122]

[aplpaca]

[fangirllingsince1995]

Hi I just stayed up all night reading The Kinder Poison by Natalie Mae and now I have FEELINGS and conflictions and need the next book NOW

[normal-horoscopes]

LISTEN I ONLY DO UNETHICAL MAGIC IF ITS REALLY FUNNY

[t3sticles]

Bitches be like “you can’t keep casting penis explosion on people you don’t like” as if it’s not hilarious

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

remember when tumblr used to have the format for reblogged additions on posts be indented instead of vertical and if the post had enough additions to it (which happened frequently because no one on tumblr can shut their fucking mouth) it would just push all the text off the side of the post completely and it became unreadable. it would get so far pushed over that it would just be exactly one character per line and you had to read the post like that. that was a real thing that happened

[brostateexam]

[peketostuffs]

Remember when people got pissed when staff changed this even though it what was probably one of the only good updates this website ever had

[depsidase]

[neurotypical-karen]

The comments on this are “This will cause an instantaneous, extremely dangerous electrical accident” and “This store is homophobic”

[aliciavikander]

[kfloresdraws]

[the-jin-to-my-tonic]

💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤

[toastbutteregg]

[cooperhoward]

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

[xpyu]

new tag yourself game: pick 3 words “born” in ur year that describe u. im geocaching, dark web and abandonware

[baaulp]

My life is just a constant journey to seek warmth. No metaphor. I mean like coats and jackets. Getting under the sheets and standing under heat lamps. Soup.

[mr-downer]

with adobe flash going the way of the dinosaur it really solidifies that the old net is dead, and our children will grow up in a world in which the web is a highly commercialized hell hole instead of a lawless zone free of civilization.

So this is how the cowboys felt huh

[nerdgul]

A moment of silence for all the poorly animated flash videos and games on newgrounds that shaped our childhoods

[homestarrunner]

[johnthestitcher]

Jackasses.

[on-the-tide-of-empire]