jimmythecookiemonster's fic masterpost
Sinners (2025)
*A Time to Feast - 19,289 words - 12 Chapters
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Remmick/Original Female Character
Rating: Explicit
After an encounter with ruthless vampire hunters, Remmick chooses survival, severing all ties from his collective and fleeing as far away as he can manage. When he’s invited into a cozy little cabin in the woods, he thinks he's found sanctuary and a free meal in its lone inhabitant. But the meek and frail Nora isn't what she seems, and Remmick will soon discover that there's a cost to the succubus's intimacy and affection. It's a price he's more than willing to pay.
*House Rules - 4,275 words - Oneshot
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Remmick/Chubby Fem Reader
Rating: Explicit
Your first night in Charlotte is the first time you spy Remmick, a handsome stranger strolling in the full moon’s light outside the window of your tiny new room in a boarding house. He smiles sweetly at you every evening, but you don't really believe a charming man like that would ever go for a chubby girl like you.
When Remmick finally properly introduces himself, you decide to break the rules and realize his passion for you is the real deal—and that his plans for you go beyond mere pleasure.
*Ripe for the Picking - 4,394 words - Oneshot
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Remmick/Fem Reader
Rating: Explicit (Dead Dove: Do Not Eat!)
Your family has worked hard to keep you safe from the vampires lurking in the woods and their cunning, devilish ways.
But when Remmick arrives in town, whispering sweet nothings through your drawn curtains, it's only a matter of time before you begin having nightmares about him violating you. Worse, you like them. Try as you might to convince yourself you're only obeying orders because you're under his thrall, he's got you wrapped around his finger, and more and more, you feel ready to give into his every whim.
*Take My Blood, Take My Pain - 3,286 words - Oneshot
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Remmick/Fem Reader
Rating: Explicit (Dead Dove: Do Not Eat!)
Your periods make you useless, miserable, and entirely disagreeable, and you've been condemned to spend the rest of your cycle in a shack in the woods, where you can't disturb a soul.
You're not sure how Remmick finds you. You don't understand what he is, with his fangs and thirst for blood, but you both keep your promises to indulge each other, and you soon discover just how much you enjoy being tasted.
*Salvation - 3,349 words - Oneshot
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Remmick/Fem Reader
Rating: Explicit (Dead Dove: Do Not Eat!)
Your town has a particular method for dealing with the vampire scourge. In just a few hours, everyone will congregate at sunrise to watch Remmick burn on the cross. You have ideas about how you'd like to use him before he perishes.
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28 Years Later Films
*Jimmy the Worshipper - 19,883 words - Chapters 7/?
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Jimmy Crystal/Reader
Rating: Explicit
For 28 years, the rage virus has been used as an excuse to keep you caged and subdued. When you finally escape your village and the abuse you've endured for so long, Jimmy Crystal rescues you from recapture. Distrust him as you might, there's something captivating about Jimmy. There's no denying the evil inside him, but he might be your only chance at survival. He worships you, after all. You're his little secret.
*Mother and Son - 1,557 words - Oneshot
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Isla & Jimmy Crystal
Rating: General
Isla thinking Jimmy Crystal is her child in a moment of confusion—and Jimmy's unique psychosis allowing him to believe her
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Skins (UK)
*Upper Sixth With James Cook - 17,120 words - Chapters 6/?
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James Cook/Original Female Character
Rating: Mature
Friendless and lonely Erin Avery's nervous about starting upper sixth. Things get worse when she gets paired up with the notorious James Cook on a partner project. Maybe he's different after his recent injury, or maybe his attempt to turn over a new leaf will leave both of them devastated when he returns to his old ways.
*Justice for a Waste of Space - 738 Words - Oneshot
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James Cook & Freddie McClair
Rating: Mature
After Cook kills Foster, he makes a discovery that's about to change the trajectory of his entire life.
*Painkiller - 2,469 words - Oneshot
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James Cook/Fem Reader
Rating: Explicit
When you don't show up to your morning lesson, stuck inside with a migraine, Cook comes to check in on you. He's much more tender and caring than your hookups have led you to believe. You try to drive him off, but it turns out he's the ultimate painkiller.
*Ass2Ass - 3,670 words - Oneshot
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James Cook/Fem Reader
Rating: Explicit
You and Cook have bonded over your weekly ritual of breaking into the director's office to liberate all of the contraband confiscated from students.
When you stumble upon an unusual toy together, you can't help but imagine him going ass-to-ass with you, and wonder what such an encounter might bring.
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Money Monster (2016)
*Letters to Kyle - 17,546 Words - Chapters 8/?
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Kyle Budwell/Original Female Character
Rating: Teen (Subject to Change)
After barely surviving his stunt holding the crew of Money Monster hostage, Kyle Budwell's serving prison time in Upstate New York. A local woman, who also lost money investing in IBIS, writes him a letter about how meaningful his brave actions were to her. She doesn't expect anything in return, but his letter back is just the beginning of a powerful friendship—and maybe something more.
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The North Water (2021)
*Paroxysm - 20,809 words - Chapters 3/3
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Patrick Summer/Fem Reader
Rating: Explicit
It's 1861 and you're a woman trapped in a loveless, unhappy marriage to a monster. When he orders you to see his doctor for treatment of your "female hysteria," you obey.
But the young doctor, Patrick Sumner, defies every one of your expectations. He listens, and he understands, and he's willing to experiment with you if you're ready to trust him. It turns out he's very good with his hands.
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SAS: Rogue Heroes (TV)
*The Same Look in My Own Eyes - 5,702 words - Oneshot
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Paddy Mayne/Fem Reader (Past Paddy/Eoin if you squint)
Rating: Explicit
For months, you've been anticipating tonight’s reunion with your fiancé in the SAS, who’s planned a passionate weekend for you both at one of Cairo’s most elegant hotels. He never arrives, so you imagine the worst—and when one of his fellow soldiers appears unexpectedly, taking what he believes to be the vacant hotel room of his fallen comrade, he confirms your deepest fears. Hurt and lost, you seek comfort in Blair, but he refuses you, insisting he's not the man for the job, that he can't help you forget. But what you want is to remember—to pretend. His willingness to pretend with you makes it evident he's lost someone, too.
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Tower Block (2012)
*Extortion - 4,059 words - Oneshot
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Kurtis/Fem Reader
Rating: Explicit
Before the incident, Kurtis used to extort his neighbours to get by. Now, you have him pretend to extort you to get off.
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Starred Up (2013)
*A Cut Above the Rest - 7,330 words - Oneshot
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Eric Love/Fem Reader
Rating: Explicit
It's Friday night at the salon after an exhausting week, and you're minutes from heading out for the weekend when a shaggy-haired Eric Love strolls in. Your first instinct is to turn him away, but he's desperate, and you're intrigued by his potential. As the night goes on and you learn about his past in prison, you wonder if it was a mistake to take him in—and if it'll be a mistake to take him home.
