Bow Down Bitches

[tishawithlove]

If you ever lose interest in me, please respect me enough to tell me. Don’t keep me in your life to gain confidence and energy from my affection, loyalty and genuine kindness. Let me go, so I can pour my time, patience and energy into someone who’ll value and respect me, in the way you never could.

[lldaddyphilo-deactivated2019091]

Listen to this 

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

This is like Parasite for weed

[gaming-gremlin]

Doom Eternal x Animal Crossing New Horizons

Sources:

https://twitter.com/InxanityOCE

[ruinedchildhood]

[lyjerria]

as you get older, you realize that you’re not always right and there’s so many things you could’ve handled better, so many situations where you could’ve been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes make you a better person.

[capacity]

Why are you single

I literally don’t leave my house and I don’t talk either

[notapotato]

[ruinedchildhood]

Please rise for the national anthem.

[bbbrujo-deactivated20161217]

[yeehawlw]

[toasteggs-000-deactivated202204]

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

[pokemonprofessor]

#oh no i got a single fleck of dirt on my 200 dollar white adidas quick someone get me bleach and a toothbrush

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS

[creekfiend]

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

[creekfiend]

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

[drugballad-deactivated20240821]

Bong Joon-ho

[shesnake]

Bong Joon-ho on the specificity and universality of Parasite (2019)

[dwight-schrutes]

one of the most underrated characters in tv history 

[31st]

i have to tell you something that will lower your entire opinion of me

[31st]

when i was 12 i made flyers for my fanfiction and handed them out a train station

[edgebug]

im blown away by the sheer confidence this act required. if anything my opinion has been raised. the poise. the fearlessness. the laughing in the face of death. i’m speechless

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

“i’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “im telling mom”