TUMBLR ENDED MY FUCKING ACCOUNT

tumblr if u dont recover my blog im gonna cry. read my carrd

[jinxedparadoxes]

tumblr murdered jinxedparadox so now im forced to move onto one of my old accounts sighs and leans against pillar dramatically. 

read my carrd

[badlydrawnhomestck]

I can and will defeat you all in a battle

[jinxedparadoxes]

bring it

[jinxedparadoxes]

*one person reblogs one post of mine*

me: omg 😲 why❓am i 🤗 so popular😫😫 #respectmyfans ✊✊ won’t 🙅‍♀️ forget 🧐 you when i’m 🤩🤩 a superstar 🌟

[jinxedparadoxes]

:/

i just watched a dawn commercial and mistook hands with gloves on it as hotdog hands how’s ur day goin

[jinxedparadoxes]

current mood

eating half a loaf of bread bc i’m emotional and sad

[jinxedparadoxes]

what’s the hottest uber driver you’ve ever had

uhh i never went to uwu javer

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who will play co-op with you in a heartbeat

[jinxedparadoxes]

“hey wanna commit arson”

“uh hell yeah”

“sweet ur the best boyfriend”

[jinxedparadoxes]

*seven ppl r murdered*

murderer: haha yeah i did that

buff police man: any last words son

murderer: *mumble*

bpm: what

murderer: why did that beats per minute machine just talk

[jinxedparadoxes]

this is the best post i will ever make

[jinxedparadoxes]

*seven ppl r murdered*

murderer: haha yeah i did that

buff police man: any last words son

murderer: *mumble*

bpm: what

murderer: why did that beats per minute machine just talk

[jinxedparadoxes]

king alfor was a furry and none of you can convince me otherwise

[jinxedparadoxes]

what i love abt tumblr is that you gotta be on the website for years until you get at least one follower so like

for the first five years you remain alone

you can post whatever shit you want

and nobody will ever know

[memorywitches]

lance’s eyebrows are getting more development than lance himself

[jinxedparadoxes]

by the time season 9 comes by, his eyebrows will cover his entire face

and he still won’t have development