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Avid Kamen Rider fan and lover of tokusatsu. Trans female pre everything 28 18+ only please.

[ikimaru]

practicing drawing her! ✨

[ozempicofficial]

[discofisting]

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[captain-price-returns]

Trump: "We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan"

[captain-price-returns]

Trump just flubbed his way through his meeting with Zelenskyy, at various points referring to the "Islamic Republic of Japan," repeatedly calling Zelenskyy "President Putin," and railing against the "JCPOC”.

[average-kozaki-enjoyer]

I am hearing that on his deathbed Shinzo Abe received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[studentofetherium]

[scorpio-system]

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."

[tahthetrickster]

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

[phlebasthebroenician]

[poketcg-art]

Sylveon – Kanako Eo

[nubreaks-deactivated20211121]

[elt]

wake up babe, new music visualizer dropped

[kittyb1tz]

"um this song is actually about masturbation!!!!!!!!" aw thats so scary :( do you wanna call your mummy (remembers how americans read that) do you wanna call your strong as fuck ice mummy

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: " t g acta at atat!!!!!!!!" a tat ca :( aa ca ( aca a tat) aa ca tg a c c

Closest match: Atropa bella-donna genome assembly, chromosome: 11 Common name: Deadly Nightshade

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[isopod-girl-antenna]

Do you wanna call your strong as fuck poison mummy?

[hellsitegenetics]

[waytoomuchinformation]

why the fuck are you teaching kids while wearing a chastity cage key around your neck. like not to sound like a purist but that *is* weird.

I’m not teaching kids lol

I am a fitness instructor for adults and if I’m wearing a chastity cage key it’s either under my shirt so no one can see it or in my damn pocket if I’m wearing a shirt I can’t have it under.

Also, you do sound like a purist prude. The person actually in chastity isn’t there, no one is seeing their cage and lots of people wear all kinds of keys as necklace pendants and you’d have to really be in the know to KNOW.

Get your panties out of a bunch. You’re not saving anyone with this kind of puritanical view point you’re just trying to alienate a queer kinkster.

[waytoomuchinformation]

Okay, I cannot yet move on from this ridiculous anon question.

I may have some alarming news for you.

MANY people are wearing things related to their fetishes EVERY DAY. Everywhere. With their own kids, around other kids, and everywhere tbh. That doesn’t mean they are interacting with those children or people as part of their fetish. People can and do compartmentalize ALL THE TIME.

Do you think women with a panty fetish shouldn’t wear panties while otherwise fully clothed around kids? Should men with a panty fetish not wear panties while otherwise fully clothed around kids?

If you said “no that’s fine” to the first one but “ew of course not” to the second one you’re not actually thinking about protecting kids, you’re actually just pushing puritanical viewpoints that have been used to oppress queer and kinky people for decades.

Most grown ass kinky adults can register that yes this piece of my fetish is on me, or with me or in full view of me *cough* shoe fetishists *cough* without imposing that on others around them.

[waytoomuchinformation]

And another thing, I AM weird. I do weird things. Weirdness does not cause harm.

Dear anon, look within at your basic ass way of looking at the world and realize that we are much more complex and nuanced beings than you’re making us out to be with this viewpoint.

[covington-shenanigans]

okay you know what i've already reblogged this once but i have more to say. even if OP was teaching kids and they saw her key necklace, so fucking what? the most likely scenario would go something like this:

kid: "what's your necklace?"

op: "it's a key!"

kid: "why are you wearing a key necklace?"

op: "because I like it!" OR "because it's pretty to me!" OR "because someone special gave it to me!" OR "I just like keys!" OR "it's the key to something I own and I don't want to lose it!" OR literally whatever other answer she wants to give, because she's kinky, not creepy, and is presumably smart enough to give an age-appropriate answer that will satisfy the kid's curiosity without revealing her adult private life to a 5-year-old

kid: "oh okay!" *goes off to play*

kink does not equal abuse. existing as a kinky adult around children does not equal abuse. wearing something related to your fetish around children does not equal abuse.

christ alive. if you can handle the concept of grown adults doing any activity that is not for children, you can handle this. I super prommy. just because you, idk, skydive with other adults on weekends and wear a t-shirt about skydiving around a child does not mean you're in favor of throwing that child out of a fucking airplane. jfc

please be serious, you fucking losers. stop pearl-clutching long enough to recognize how weird you're being about someone else's life and do anything to get a life of your own.

[redhairandpronouns]

yall are so fucking weird about gnc people. a woman wears a suit and she's "conforming to the patriarchy". a man wears a skirt and he's Secretly A Trans Egg. have you considered It's Fabric

[are-they-a-faggot]

USOPP - ONE PIECE

is he a faggot

yes

no

possibly

i dont know him

i dont know him but he looks like a faggot

Voting ended onJul 6

[jirachiofthestars]

Sadly canonically straight. Rejects women because hes got his childhood crush back home

[melodies-stereo]

i dont think any of the creeps on tumblr crusading against people they decide are death-deserving child rapists would've done anything to stop my pediatrician from molesting me countless times. cuz its not about that for them. 'protecting victims' isnt the point. its about wanting people to freely abuse and murder.

[melodies-stereo]

i think the creeps on here stalking trans women would've gotten along really well with my pediatrician, actually. theyre the same, in a way. they like feeling powerful over those in lower social positions than them, exercising power over those who lack the social sway to resist or hold them accountable.

[found-in-vessel]

the tme urge to pressure a trans woman into disclosing her sexual trauma and then trying to destroy her for it.

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019