jerking it somber style

alex - 26 - queer 18+ only art tags: jirving draws, jirving paints

[jirving]

Shop gallery quality art prints by alex.

I had a few people reach out about prints, so I set up an INPRNT for anyone interested!

[jirving]

Leatherqueer Co

Leatherqueer Co

adding this to the pinned for now

[videolottery]

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

[dragongirlbunny]

you can actually homebrew this in d&d 5e

[griffonatrix]

SCROLL UP!!! THIS IS A PAINTING

[muttrott]

This month's sticker design for Art Club - Join by August 10th!

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seals Are: Huh? Do You Want Me To Like, Post Gay Seals? What?

[firewalkwithmedvd]

man if you're disabled you've GOT to find some way to make your fuckass body a source of pleasure whenever you can. jacking off. eating good food. wearing soft clothes. kissing an animal on the head. whatever you can do

[sealsdaily]

Today's Fur Seal Is: Woolly Caterpillar

[jirving]

if you’d like prints of my terror art, please check out my inprnt <3

[pinnipetal]

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

[dualcasterjay]

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

[juneberryjammin]

Additional reminder that this kind of self censorship makes it harder for people to block content they do not want to see.

[stick2fiction]

reading crime and punishment feels like this sometimes

[when-you-fail-again]

[horrorfilmgifs]

WERWULF (2026) dir. Robert Eggers

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[weirdthingifoundonline]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

[heartcondltion-deactivated20260]

a mother is a kind of psychological torture device

[crabanarchy]

They should invent a being a sadist that isnt embarassing

[crabanarchy]

You're so cute do you want to come back to my place and get kicked in the head

[muttrott]

make yourself useful - bottle opener collar

[muttrott]

Happy July! Enjoy FREE SHIPPING on all US orders over $75

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!