blender

#1 Hymn for a Scarecrow fan 🔥🔥🔥 EVERYONE LOVES A POTATO MONKEY 🔥🔥🔥 i am the Hawley News guy so come to me to see Joe's Facebook posts --- Tally Hall is cool i really like Tally Hall this is a haiku

[0blender0]

intro post!

i am Blender (you can also call me Ian) i'm an INFP

Tallying the Halls since 2025 :']

(can you tell Tally Hall is my favorite thing ever???)

Zubin is my favorite member lowk... (like ok i'm not a biased bassist. his hair just looks super cool and sick in some images and he's a gorgeous man and his voice is beautiful.. ok? ok.)

i'm an agender boy and my pronouns are he/they

femme stuff? no thanks! i'm a proud transmasc

i'm aroace

please note that i'm a minor

i play bass (my bass is Pearl) and trumpet (my trumpet is Frances)

i have an Instagram!!! it's seasoned_blend :]

don't be afraid to send asks. i'm happy to answer ^^

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well damn they made Blender woke (fr please read if you can it's fire ok?)

blender (@0blender0)

@0blender0 goes by blender and uses he/him pronouns.

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things i like:

-space -science -needle felting -music/drawing -film -history (ancient civilizations)

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here are some of my main special interests:

-Tally Hall & Tally Hall-related projects -Arc of a Scythe (JERI MY GOAT!!!) -EAS alarms -LEGO City Undercover -Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream (ON WUHU ISLAND!!!)

there's a LOT more (PLEASE ASK ABOUT THEM GRR)

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(last edited: 05/18/26)

[0blender0]

More like uhhh Bender. Like th robot from futurama

nuh uh like Bender from The Breakfast Club get cultured lmao slam dunk loser

[0blender0]

Ahem ahem cough

My dearest bestest friend in the whole of the universe and above

How did you, blender..

Come up with the name…

Blender…?

Blender?

From yours truly,

Andie/Stella

P.S.. Homer dropped his donut and caused a tornado warning

ok it's kinda a long story but i was WAITING for someone to ask

so my sister K always went by Toaster online (idk why) and since my brain is wired to copy people i wanted to be Toaster, too! she said no, but at least she helped me think of appliances to name myself. and thus, Blender was born.

P.S. DOHH!!!

[space-station-level-stella]

AAAWWW I LOVE THAT

:3

Blender be born day yesyes

[0blender0]

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[0blender0]

Ahem ahem cough

My dearest bestest friend in the whole of the universe and above

How did you, blender..

Come up with the name…

Blender…?

Blender?

From yours truly,

Andie/Stella

P.S.. Homer dropped his donut and caused a tornado warning

ok it's kinda a long story but i was WAITING for someone to ask

so my sister K always went by Toaster online (idk why) and since my brain is wired to copy people i wanted to be Toaster, too! she said no, but at least she helped me think of appliances to name myself. and thus, Blender was born.

P.S. DOHH!!!

[0blender0]

happy birthday Stritchy

[kairithemang0-fm]

Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

[chaos-triangle]

I sure am an' do!

[rine091]

We love the trans agenda here 🔥

[chaos-triangle]

Yea!

[paranormalasher565]

Helloooooo I am all 3

@tobiaserinr0dger

[f8-of-the-stars-collective]

hey so im trans ftm can i have a cookie

[0blender0]

agender boy (I COUNT) here.

give me a cookie.

[0blender0]

zwei Hawleys

normal ahh posts </3

this has been Blender's Broadcasting Blogs: XXXI- Epic Guitar Solo or Something

[0blender0]

seeing people trying to get Joe to reply to their comment/seeing people attempting a conversation with Joe on Facebook is simultaneously making me laugh and making me mad

bro does NOT wanna chat 😭

like i'm sorry but we also have to stop the unnecessary glaze, too 😭

listen i glaze bro's songs like crazy but all he said was "i like tomatoes" and it's nuthin but glaze 😭

[this-is-transandrophobia]

This is less transandrophobia, more general transphobia, but it's very important for any Americans to know; it is now LEGAL for ICE to detain or kill trans people based on the fact that they're trans, regardless of birthplace or citizenship. Anyone in ICE-heavy areas should be EXTRA careful especially.

This is fucking important

[this-is-transandrophobia]

This is less transandrophobia, more general transphobia, but it's very important for any Americans to know; it is now LEGAL for ICE to detain or kill trans people based on the fact that they're trans, regardless of birthplace or citizenship. Anyone in ICE-heavy areas should be EXTRA careful especially.

This is fucking important

[this-is-transandrophobia]

This is less transandrophobia, more general transphobia, but it's very important for any Americans to know; it is now LEGAL for ICE to detain or kill trans people based on the fact that they're trans, regardless of birthplace or citizenship. Anyone in ICE-heavy areas should be EXTRA careful especially.

This is fucking important

[0blender0]

god i love paradoxes

[0blender0]

time to put substance in my multi-purpose face hole

[0blender0]

the radio edit of Virtual Insanity HAS to be classified as SOME crime, am i right or am i right??

[0blender0]

when the hawley is newz (can you tell i'm tired)

another cult post

cool ig

my money says he'll delete it tomorrow, who wants to bet???

this has been Blender's Broadcasting Blogs: XXX- Go To Bed: Part II

[0blender0]

Happy Men's Mental Health month! You are loved and cared for!

awww thanks anon :]

also happy Pride Month, too ^^

[catchymemes]