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@jjaeks-blog
☾ starter for — @jjaeks
“Everyone I knew hated Monday mornings, but I never minded them.
“ My friend, Mondays are real ball busters. Here you have this beautiful, two day weekend break from school, work, etc. You’re getting used to it, the fun and all, but then Monday comes over and puts an end to that freedom. ”
❝ 100+ f.r.i.e.n.d.s starter sentences
“well, no problem, we’ll just use it to stop the bleeding.”
“this is huge! this is bigger than huge this is - what’s bigger than huge?”
“oh i’m so sorry, i just gave away the ending didn’t i?”
“i mean - how, how did this happen?”
“i mean isn’t that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic?”
“so what the hell happened to you?”
“there was always this little voice inside my head that kept saying its never going to happen.”
“i never would’ve gone for it with her if it hadn’t been for you.”
“how is that a silver lining?”
“you want to know what i’m thinking?”
“i was trying to spare your feelings.”
“okay, you have to stop the q-tip when there’s resistance!”
“okay, sweetheart, i’ll see you later.”
“you think you could close your eyes for just a sec?”
“i sort of did a stupid thing last night.”
“okay, ______, why don’t you just go get dressed and be on your way.”
“you’re not pathetic, you’re just sad.”
“this is about your horrible mistake.”
“okay, you’re going to have to not touch my ass.”
“you’re sure he’s going to be able to crack that code?”
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JB singing passionately w/ his toy sword ♡
"Which level of hell am I going to for filling his shoes with Legos?"
SENTENCE MEMES | STATUS : ACCEPTING ! | @97miguri
legos – oh. this strikes a match, lighting up a dark room in his mind filled with unpleasant, captured memories of nearly all the times he’s stepped on those colorful blocks of evil. the stinging pain that ensues after stepping on a lego is almost equivalent to stepping on the sharp end of a nail.
“ now what poor civilian did you wrong in order to have a gruesome punishment awaiting them? ”
-- TRACKER : HEADS UP. YOU OWE THIS MUCH.
owed starters: 12
owed replies: 3
“It just slipped out.”
SENTENCE MEME | STATUS: ACCEPTING ! | @jaexordium
“ aw, shit. i knew i should have tightened the collar around his neck. ” accidents happen, but the mess that accompanies them can be a real pain in the ass to clean up. mingyu glides right past him, shoulder unintentionally bumping into him as his mind is focused on something more important than manners. his eyes frantically scan across the streets, desperately looking for a certain, furry target. “ did you see which way he went? ”
mic check.
– like this for a one-liner starter.
» i read ‘dessert’ and thought ‘oh that’s not so bad’. «
@gvnius IS HITTING YOU UP, BOY!
“ listen, i know it’s an expensive combo, but you gotta’ spoil yourself once in a while. it’s like what aziz ansari says – ” before another word could leak out, he clears his throat, preparing for probably one of the worst impressions his companion will ever hear. first, mingyu plays the dialogue in his head, poorly captured and saved in his head but the memory wore out throughout the months, it’s been about a year since he last saw the episode. then, he clears his throat one more time. “ treat yo’ self. ”
“A guy did me wrong.”
SENTENCE MEME | STATUS: ACCEPTING ! | @snhe
“ broooooo. let me guess, it was his first time? nerves can get the best of you! – still, how do you miss? you’ve only got one hole – well two, but the other one’s like, a mile away. ” mingyu just assumes this guy’s talking about sex, there’s no solid proof to confirm his assumption other than five vague words (does a count as a word? let’s say four and a letter then). besides, sex is always a fun topic. more fun to actually physically engage in, but talking about it suffices him.
"So help me if you say another word I am voting your dumbass off friendship island."
SENTENCE MEME | STATUS : ACCEPTING ! | @spiridicn
and there his mouth goes, opening again but surprisingly not a single word wiggles out of the hole. the imaginary, little devil on his shoulder presses him forward, because it wants to draw out a comical reaction from this girl, but mingyu refuses. he doesn’t want to cross the line so he’ll shut up. at least, for a good five minutes then he’ll start running his mouth again.
AGE OF ULTRON SENTENCE MEME
“Language.” “I adore you.” “I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.”
“You didn’t see that coming?”
“Is that the best you can do?”
“You kiss your mother with that mouth?”
“I’ve got no strings to hold me down.”
“Keep up old man!”
“I suppose we’re both disappointments.”
“You get hurt, hurt ‘em back. You get killed… walk it off.”
“No matter who wins or loses, trouble always comes around.”
“As the world’s expert on waiting too long, don’t. You two are great together.”
“Really? That’s it? You just roll over and show your belly, every time somebody snarls?”
“I am always picking up after you boys.”
“Nothing lasts forever.”
“That’s not a question I need answered.”
“I’m sick of watching people pay for our mistakes.”
“You are all puppets tangled in strings.”
“I’m going to tear you apart; from the inside.”
“What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this?”
“A guy did me wrong.”
“We have no place in the world.”
“This is going to be like finding a needle in the world’s biggest haystack… fortunately, I brought a magnet!” “I got no plans tomorrow night.” “It just slipped out.” “I can show you what you truly fear.” “Yeah, we don’t have time for a city hall debate.” “And for gosh sake; watch your language!”
Random shit for your muse to say to mine:
"Dude don't tweet those dick pics."
"Please just take my word for this, werewolves do not like it when you put them in diapers."
"I have to pee like a god damn bitch."
"I tattooed your name on my ass."
"I can't afford to pay you for your time, but may I offer you a free puppy instead?"
"Your handwriting looks like a snake got a happy ending massage."
"I will drown you in cheap wine and bury you in used cigarettes."
"I would literally rather suck Satan's dick than sit through that class one more day."
"Did my left boob get bigger or did the right one shrink?"
"You taste like burnt popcorn and smell like fudge."
"Don't use carmex in place of lube."
"This is the shittiest mascara I have ever wasted ten bucks on."
"If I were Miz Frizzle you'd never make it back from our field trip."
"I will pay you thirty-eight cents to take off all your clothes right this very second."
"Is killing my professor so there's no class tomorrow worth the jail time I'll have to serve?"
"All that is gold glitters like it's worth a shit ton of money."
"Don't fucking piss on my bed."
"Which level of hell am I going to for filling his shoes with Legos?"
"I convinced him you're a vampire so pretty please drink this cup of blood in front of him? I promise you it's not real. Probably. I don't think. I mean, what's life without a couple of risks anyway?"
"I'm tickled like a porcupine in July."
"I wanna be buried in glitter."
"I mean, I certainly don't wanna live in denial personally but I promise I'll come visit you sometimes."
"Bill Nye couldn't even help you."
"I need you to bring me a new set of clothes and a hug."
"So help me if you say another word I am voting your dumbass off friendship island."
"How much money will it take to get you to let me dye your hair half bright pink and half neon green?"
"Fuck Katy Perry and her lies; that mascara is the shittiest thing ever."
"I don't think you understand how lesbians work."
✌ @maejaa wants a piece of you.
“ free the nipple is a brilliant idea. nipples are like the stars on a christmas tree, beautiful and breathtaking. why isn’t it legal yet? ”
✌ @deyoen wants a piece of you.
“ i’d like to believe the drinking age is any age. just as long as you keep it on the down low-low from the po-po. you feelin’ me? ”
✌ @pcycola wants a piece of you.
“brahj -- there’s no way in h e l l you’re gonna make that shot. Tell you what, if you can make the half-court shot, I’ll buy you lunch. I’ll give you three tries.”
