The JJ Project

Hello! It's JJ, just your friendly neighborhood party girl! BAD & BOUJEE     This blog is not in association with Ashley Benson

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Alright, bitches! My work is hosting their annual halloween party at Toxic nightclub this Saturday.

[logan-god-of-mischief]

What is your favorite kind of pizza?

Pineapple and sausage. And anyone who doesn’t like pineapple on pizza is wrong. 

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Shut it, keyboard monkey!

[logan-god-of-mischief]

What is your favorite kind of pizza?

Pineapple and sausage. And anyone who doesn’t like pineapple on pizza is wrong. 

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

You’re disgusting 

[logan-god-of-mischief]

Wow, someone’s in a mood today. 

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Fruit does not belong on pizza and you thinking it does puts me in a mood

[logan-god-of-mischief]

It’s perfectly sweet and salty, just like someone I know.

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Ew...was that your attempt at flirting?

[logan-god-of-mischief]

What is your favorite kind of pizza?

Pineapple and sausage. And anyone who doesn’t like pineapple on pizza is wrong. 

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

You’re disgusting 

[logan-god-of-mischief]

Wow, someone’s in a mood today. 

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Fruit does not belong on pizza and you thinking it does puts me in a mood

[logan-god-of-mischief]

What is your favorite kind of pizza?

Pineapple and sausage. And anyone who doesn’t like pineapple on pizza is wrong. 

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

You’re disgusting 

[athiefinthedark-deactivated2020]

Guess what, bitches?!

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Holy Fuck on a Stick! Jk. I already knew, but CONGRATS! 

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

That’s one hell of a rock, babes! Congrats to you both. Come out tonight! We have a lot to celebrate!

[athiefinthedark-deactivated2020]

Guess what, bitches?!

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Holy Fuck on a Stick! Jk. I already knew, but CONGRATS! 

[mr-peyton-masters]

jjameson-onthe-rocks‌:

Just a guy who works in my building. A true pain in my ass. 

Annoying. 

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Totally! Thank you, sir. Finally a sane soul in New York

[mr-peyton-masters]

jjameson-onthe-rocks‌:

Because I didn’t. So much for being a genius. 

JJ, who’s the clown?

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Just a guy who works in my building. A true pain in my ass. 

[logan-god-of-mischief]

jjameson-onthe-rocks‌:

Oh look a gremlin has appeared. Don’t you have a nerd convention to be at?

Aw, JJ, you say that like you didn’t miss me at all. 

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Because I didn’t. So much for being a genius. 

[logan-god-of-mischief]

jjameson-onthe-rocks‌:

I have a brilliant idea! Let’s get the gang together and meet up for drinks…and bad decisions. 

Drinks and bad decisions? You? Who woulda guessed it?

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Oh look a gremlin has appeared. Don’t you have a nerd convention to be at?

[mr-peyton-masters]

jjameson-onthe-rocks‌:

You sound so dramatic about it. And of course, we do. Our lives are worthy of reality tv and why no one has tried to cash in on this gold mine is beyond me. 

People just aren’t looking for their stars in the right places, JJ. 

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

I have a brilliant idea! Let’s get the gang together and meet up for drinks...and bad decisions. 

[mr-peyton-masters]

jjameson-onthe-rocks‌:

They definitely have not improved. I’m living my best life, hun. How are you?

I’m surviving. Living every day in this concrete jungle we call New York. Looks like we’ve got some catching up to do, huh?

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

You sound so dramatic about it. And of course, we do. Our lives are worthy of reality tv and why no one has tried to cash in on this gold mine is beyond me. 

[mr-peyton-masters]

jjameson-onthe-rocks‌:

Is it possible that your dancing got worse since you’ve been gone?

Ah, JJ, looks like yours hasn’t gotten any better either. 

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

They definitely have not improved. I’m living my best life, hun. How are you?

[mr-peyton-masters]

terrible dancing meams only one thing…. I’m back.

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Is it possible that your dancing got worse since you’ve been gone?

[logan-god-of-mischief]

gotta love a good barcade

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Where the hell is this?

[logan-god-of-mischief]

never enough coffee

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

If you keep drinking out of the smallest mug in the world, you’ll never get enough caffeine 

[logan-god-of-mischief]

This is my fifth cup of straight espresso, JJ.

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Congrats? You’re definitely going to have a heart attack by thirty. You need one of those life alert necklaces