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texting is like a quick time event if you're anxious enough
Blasting this and thinking impure thoughts about a certain Swiss rookie on the Ottawa Centaurs
One time I had a dream in which I was scrolling through an online store that sold custom clothes, similar to Etsy or Redbubble, when I came across a shirt with this design on it right before I woke up. I've thought about it a lot since then. What does it mean? Who is my cleric? Why is he making me ravioli? Can I have some ravioli, I'm very hungry?
Would anyone be interested in a GCU/Heated Rivalry fic where Luca starts to fall for the Centaurs' new alternate goalie? (Not Wyatt Hayes lmao)
My AO3 curse has manifested as half-a-dozen different fic ideas that I started and haven't finished so I might as well add one more lmao
I had an insane thought and then I was up until almost 2 AM last night making this. Someone please tell me Iām not going insane. Thereās so much evidence! Everyone thinks the Forgotten Man is Gaster but theyāre WRONG. Heās EVERYMAN! I know this to be true! I HAVE RECEIVED VISIONS FROM TOBY FOX HIMSELF
This is getting out of hand
I had an insane thought and then I was up until almost 2 AM last night making this. Someone please tell me Iām not going insane. Thereās so much evidence! Everyone thinks the Forgotten Man is Gaster but theyāre WRONG. Heās EVERYMAN! I know this to be true! I HAVE RECEIVED VISIONS FROM TOBY FOX HIMSELF
Homoromantic cupiosexual Luca Haas is real TO ME
There's a deeply sinister little demon in the back of my mind that constantly whispers the most horrid and mortifying things to me. Specifically about Luca Haas and how I should write a Luca x OC fic and I'm like 'yeah maybe' but then the voice starts describing the OC love interest and it quickly starts to sound far too familiar. No, you wicked beast, I will not stoop to the level of self-insert fanfic. I must resist. I will not be tempted.
The devil remains persistent
Okay so Iām now mutuals with two different Luca Haas rp accounts on Twitter. The Voices
I think this might be the least neurotypical thing Iāve ever done in my entire life and thatās saying something cause Iām pretty far from neurotypical already
Are there any Heated Rivalry fics where Shane confronts Hayden and JJ about their reaction to/treatment of Shane and Ilyaās relationship while still acknowledging that Hayden and JJ ARE GOOD FRIENDS and good people despite their mistakes??
Like it drives me nuts that just because Hayden and Ilya donāt get along and JJ felt betrayed by Shane that everyone decides that theyāre actually terrible people and bad friends. Theyāre not! They both love Shane like a brother. Iāve even seen people go so far as to call JJ homophobic which is actually just a straight up lie. He was literally trying to set Shane up on dates with men that JJ thought heād like before he knew that Shane had a partner already.
Yes, Hayden should try harder to accept the love of Shaneās life and it was absolutely wrong of JJ to accuse Shane of throwing games for Ilya, but that doesnāt make them evil. Both of them were still there for Shane when it mattered. People can make mistakes and have conflicts and still be friends in the end. I donāt understand why this fandom seems so completely blind to nuance when it comes to Hayden and JJ.
Just saw a fic tagged as Troy Barrett/Dallas Kent
Hey.
Hey.
Why did you write that
Shane has absolutely no clue what's going on in pop culture and has absolutely no understanding of modern slang. Ilya makes fun of him for it. But then one day it's 2026. The Ottawa Centaurs have a new rookie who's like 19 or 20. He keeps saying shit in the team group chat like 'sybau' and 'im crine sonš' , and Shane and Ilya are just like ?????????HUH??????
There's a deeply sinister little demon in the back of my mind that constantly whispers the most horrid and mortifying things to me. Specifically about Luca Haas and how I should write a Luca x OC fic and I'm like 'yeah maybe' but then the voice starts describing the OC love interest and it quickly starts to sound far too familiar. No, you wicked beast, I will not stoop to the level of self-insert fanfic. I must resist. I will not be tempted.
Sometimes the demon also tells me to write really dumb shit like a fic where Luca convinces Shane and Ilya to play Five Nights at Freddy's or Minecraft or Undertale
Hollanov burger with voyeurism sauce and a side of bisexual Hayden fries (There's a threesome cake for desert)
Hollanov burger with Yuna and David witnessing how incredibly in love their son is with Ilya Rozanov and seeing themselves reflected in their child's relationship sauce and a side of Shane laughs just like his mother fries (There's a David playfully ragebaiting Yuna just like Ilya does to Shane cake for desert)
āHeated Rivalry is unrealisticā āThings donāt magically work out like that in real lifeā āScott coming out wouldnāt have been taken so wellā
Shut. Up. Genuinely shut the fuck up. I donāt want ārealisticā. I want to be happy. Do you understand that? I do not want to watch another story where two people fall in love only to suffer and die because of it. I think Iāve had more than enough of that for one lifetime.
For decades, writers were literally forbidden from portraying queer people in media without killing them off or making them villains. Forbidden. Think about that. Really think about it. How would you feel if the only time you felt represented on tv was when you were miserable and evil?
Heated Rivalry might not be realistic, but you know what? It did something far more important. It gave people hope. If you truly think itās wrong for that, then I canāt help you. I donāt know if anyone can.
So please, just stop. Let people be happy. Let us enjoy ourselves while we can. Let me believe, if only for a moment, that thereās a chance I could go out into the world and be myself without fear.
Honestly, the show could be straight up bad and I still wouldnāt care, as long as it inspired people. Because every time someone feels a little more free to be themselves, to love openly and without shame, the sun shines just a little bit brighter.
Okay? Okay.
Nothing brings me more joy than shamelessly flirting with that Cliff Marleau rp account on twitter
Guys wish me luck I'm. I'm gonna try uh, I'm gonna try an omegaverse fic for the first time
guys what is a knot
*sigh* fuck. why am i having fun