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'She's as pretty as an unfinished page' AO3 @JJCo_ol

[jjcoolthe100th]

BACK ON MY BULLSHIT I HAD TWO ENERGY DRINKS IN THE PAST THREE HOURS

Anywho Sprout finding out Cuphead sold his soul not once but TWICE and going absolutely batshit crazy because his bf is trapped pls 🙏🙏🙏

Also you don't gotta answer this part but how do you feel about dm'ing?

OMG could you IMAGINE!

"So, you're telling me, and I wanna make sure I heard you right, you not ONLY sold your soul to the devil, but you also managed to sell your own brother's soul as well,"

"Uh, yeah, but the second time it was just to a demon!"

"....THE SECOND TIME!?"

I also wanna have a headcannon that Sprout is knowledgeable about cultural healing practices, considering how he knew what Cuphead needed in the MOTM comic

You can't tell my Berry boi there doesn't knock Cuphead's ass out, feed him a healing cupcake, and then knocks him out again lol

Sigh....they make me wanna vomit

[jjcoolthe100th]

I have several fics im writing but I feel like there should be more de-aging fics in this neck of the woods. By that I mean the embarrassment of Mugman being de-aged into his teenage years where he was at the height of his fanboying over The Darling Dancers while they are at Gardenview (and the subsequent him having to deal with it after aging back up. He’d probably claim he doesn’t remember any of it but like Cups said, he’s a terrible liar.)

Like it could be bruisedpetals endgame or it could be non-shipping. Just everyone dealing with teenage fanboy Mugman.

Awwwww, just have Mugman with his glasses and the blue ribbon around his handle as he stares, star-eyed, at the Darling Dancers

Bendy just teases the kid while Dandy gushes at the cute little mug

It's not like Mugman has ever shared baby pictures of himself, this is as close to seeing the mug as a kid as the two will ever get

When he grows back up I just know he can't talk to any of them with the relentless teasing and cooing that Bendy and Dandy will do to him lol

[jjcoolthe100th]

Haaaaii jj, I wanted to ask how you've been and if you got any writing tips for someone who's trying to improve their skills

lol, sorry I've been gone for so long

Quick update, might've rebroken my foot on my first week of lifeguarding so...that's fun

BUT, to answer your question!

I always keep a pad of paper and a pen nearby, I'll be in the middle of homework/work and a sequence of words will strike me with an idea that I have hurry and write down

I kid you not, a lot of my stories come from me jotting down an idea on my arm with a sharpie while I'm driving across my state fr

And it's never wrong to get a little help sometimes, I love using Pinterest for prompts and/or asking my friends what kind of dynamic/storyline would best fit what I want to write

So those are my two cents, but everyone is different and everyone's writing is important!

[girlrust]

happy pride to my favorite gif in the world

[jjcoolthe100th]

Happy Pride yall!

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[jjcoolthe100th]

Okay….im here for a moment before I gotta get back to the grind

I have this idea that I came up with while driving around (drove for 10 hours, nearly straight)

It’s suggestive, so here’s your warning

It involves Bendy, Sprout, and Cosmo and the idea that Sprout’s and Cosmo’s cum tastes like strawberry jam and buttercream respectively (by either @oc-alley or @luseefoxee13, I can’t remember 🥲)

Well, I had an idea about Sprout and Cosmo jerking each other off

Sprout being all praises and Cosmo being embarrassed

But they fill a jar with their stuff

And feed it to Bendy

Either as a form of possession on Sprout’s part

Or as a gift because they know Bendy has a sweet tooth

….

Yeah, that’s been running around my mind and I’m currently storyboarding it lol

[jjcoolthe100th]

Just was wondering how you are doing (I debated on sending this as a message but you did say you don’t see them that much)

Yall im living my best life rn

I’m so sorry I haven’t been active, I’ve gotten through my staff training and lifeguard training for the past week

So you’re looking at a brand new certified lifeguard!

But I won’t have my computer while working at summer camp, so I’ll only be active on weekends most likely

But I’ve got so many things I wanna write down and post! So don’t count me out yet lol

[jjcoolthe100th]

I fucking did it!

My inbox is nooooow clear

which means I don't feel like I'm falling behind

Which means I'm ready for MORE INBOX STUFF

Hit me with your best shots people, I've got a new arsenal of ships and even faster typing fingers

Let's goooooooooooo

[jjcoolthe100th]

*floats into your inbox like a ghost*

Oooo~ you wanna think about strawberrytea baking oooo~ Sprout trying to teach Cupheadhow to bake oooo~ and the kitten burning down or smth idk I MEAN oooo~

Oh my gah, I-I feel the sudden, hypnotic urge to copy and paste the draft I was working on to this ask about Strawberrytea begin cute and fluffy~~~~~

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"Cupheeeeeeead,"

"Yes Berry~"

"C'mon, you promised you'd help me with getting cookies ready for Teagan's Tea Party tomorrow!"

"Hmm, did I? I don't know, pretty comfortable right now,"

Sprout pouted dramatically, trying to claw his way out of Cuphead's arms and away from the porcelain toon

"Eugh, lemme go, come on, huff, it'll just be a minute, gah, why are you so damn STRONG???"

"Uuuuuhg, fine, so you'll stop flailing around,"

Cuphead grinned as he sat up, pulling Sprout back into his lap before standing, his arms hooked under Sprout, who's legs were around Cuphead's waist, as he leaned into the crook of the toon's neck

"There, happy?"

"No, I'll be happy when you get dressed and come with me to help me in the kitchen, like you promised,"

Cuphead rolled his eyes, but the action was full of fondness for the other man

"Yeah yeah yeah, I heard ya, let me find a shirt or something,"

"Good!"

Sprout squirmed until Cuphead let him go, grinning and sprinting out of the room, dawning the shirt Cuphead had been looking for

"...that bastard,"

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Sprout had a spoon in one hand and a bowl in the other, stirring together batter ingredients while a tray of cookies were baking in the oven

He had returned to the room once to find Cuphead lying face down BACK in bed, so he had to do the one thing he knew would wake him up

He stuck his freezing hands against Cuphead's sides

"YIKES! Put those off of me!"

"Get out of bed you lazy bum!"

"I am! I'm getting up!"

Safe to say that Cuphead was pouting the whole time he was helping scoop balls of dough onto cookie trays lined with parchment paper, but the pouting didn't last long as he saw Sprout trying to reach something

Cuphead smirked as he walked behind the shorter toon, letting his chest rest against Sprout's back as he hummed

"Huh, never realized how short you were,"

"Never realized how much of an ass you are when you get woken up,"

Cuphead barked a laugh, letting his head fall against Sprout's shoulder, the latter pouting as he tried to reach again for the box of toothpicks at the top shelf

"Come on babydoll, don't be like that, you can ask for help if you want~"

"You obviously didn't want to help before, what's changed,"

Cuphead paused, his hands holding Sprout's waist firmly as he sighed and turned to place his face in the crook of the other's neck

"Don't be mad at me, I'm here and helping now, whatcha need me to reach,"

Sprout didn't say anything, still pouting, but the pout began to melt when Cuphead started to pepper light kisses along the curve where shoulder met neck

"....I can't reach the toothpicks,"

"There we go, good job telling me what you needed instead of keeping it to yourself,"

Sprout flushed bright red, sighing as Cuphead reached up and grabbed the small box and handed it to Sprout

"....Thank you,"

"Of course, anything for you,"

They smiled at each other before sharing a kiss, which turned into two kisses, which then turned into Sprout being pressed against the counter and Cuphead making out heavily with him

That was, until the sound of the timer beeping and the ominous smell of smoke filled the air

"MY COOKIES!"

Let's just say, Sprout lost his 'no burning anything in the kitchen' streak

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AHHHHH, I love them sm atually

@oc-alley cuz I know they love Strawberry Tea!

[jjcoolthe100th]

so you calling them a throuple and honestly I had that idea after making this post but Sprout awkwardly flirting with Mugman while Bendy is also flirting but he’s a lot more confident about the whole thing. Mugman is probably just as awkward if not worse than Sprout. Or Sprout is actually good at flirting. Idk just Mugman having no idea what to do.

Bro, I can see Mugman being the 'Are these two fuckers trying to get in my pants?" dead-panned, over the bs middle person

You've got Bendy on one side, trying his best to hide all his insecurities under bravado, and charm, and his 'totally wicked flirting skill' (Which worked on Mugman in the beginning!....Until he remembered how much of a cunt Bendy is)

On the other side you've got Sprout....poor, impressionable, nervous little Sprout. Who WOULDN'T be shy after awhile because you cannot tell me that man with the white boy haircut wouldn't have the confidence of an ignorant white man

So Mugman, in the middle, dealing with someone who thinks he can flirt, and then the other guy who doesn't know how to stop making flirty comments...ever

....I love them so much

[jjcoolthe100th]

OH PURE FLUFF

Could you do the main cast giving Boris his daily pets 😋😋

I like to think that it was Shelly who made the daily pets since I head canon she does it to pebble too :3!

AHHHHH DAILY PETS!!!! Bro, can you imagine how knotty Boris's fur is after their adventures!?!? I'm not going to make any of this ship specific, but like, I love all of them

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Shelly had started it incidentally

Boris had been laying down on a couch, dozing off before Shelly had walked in, exhausted and covered in the scent of old books and paper

"Heya Boris,"

"Hi Shelly,"

It was easy, Shelly sat on the couch and Boris let his head fall back into her lap, routine

Until Shelly started running her hands through the fur around Boris's ears

The wolf didn't even realize, he was being pet, or that his tail was wagging, or the reason for the sudden intense relaxing feeling that laid over him

Shelly noticed, and was ecstatic!

And thus, Shelly's habit on petting Boris whenever he was relaxing came to be

And she wasn't the only one who caught on

Bendy knew from when they were younger, he knew if you scratched right behind Boris's ear that his leg would kick

Cuphead teased, cupping Boris's face in that constant cuteness aggression that had the wolf's cheeks squished and a look of confusion in his furrowed brows

Mugman would be reading a book when Boris would lean his head against the porcelain brother's shoulder.

Mugman would freeze for a moment, before sighing and letting the wolf rest his head in his lap, letting his hand card through the wolf's fur easily

Sigh, Boris wondered why everyone was so obsessed with petting him

"Well, I mean, you look so happy when I do it! Your tail wags and you look so, relaxed that it makes me relaxed!"

"Eh, I remember when we were kids and I'd pet you, just needed the reminder I guess,"

"Your face makes me want to punch you, would you rather me do that instead?"

"You...make my hands stop shaking, when I pet you, at least,"

Seems Boris wasn't the only one relaxing when he was getting petted

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Sorry it's so rushed! Needed to get some creative juices flowing before I start working on another fic!!!

[oc-alley]

rarepair hc speedround LETS GOOOO some freak some non freak it's just me playing with my touys

puptime:

• no freak here go to lower asks

• mechanic x obsessed with trains. dyle is not only already overjoyed to have someone who'll listen to him talk at all times, but that someone who Also already knows part of what he's talking about? even better!

• they probably take their whole relationship slow and sweet at their own pace, with this being dyles first crush and boris being a romantic

• I get the feeling dyle is the type to always overwork himself and stay up really late so when he sees boris' sleepy ass he's like "hmm... well I guess a quick nap won't hurt... " and then they both wake up 12 hours later tangled up

• boris makes little mechanical things for dyle and dyle always gets SO EXCITED like grinning ear to ear clapping his hands. boris probably handmade him a train set once and dyle sobbed like a baby

• dyle finally feeling listened to x boris not feeling ridiculed for once because of his morals

• ohhh puptime the duo you could've been.

• tooth rotting sweetness all round... boris the baddie bagger while bendy is the baddie fumbler WE ARE THE BADDIE BROTHERS sorry😭

• boris would've fixed dyle's fucked up robot finger that's all I'm sayingGOHMYGOD

• BORIS DOING MAINTENANCE ON DYLE IF HE'S REALLY AS ROBOTIC AS I HOPE. I'D SAY WIREPLAY TOO BUT? NONSEXUAL IN THIS CASE? INTIMACY OF WIREPLAY????? AM I ALLOWED TO HAVE THIS I JUST HIT THE FUCKING JACKPOT

• I feel like dyle would treat his wires as this gross chore (if he does have them. im being crazy self indulgent here) like "ughhhh maintenance again" and boris is like "hey yk I can help with that right" until dyle Reluctantly lets him see em

• boris wouldn't think they're gross or anything he'd just fix dyle up with the same reassuring precision he uses for everything else. dyle would be really tense st first but relax when he realizes boris just... doesn't actually care that much? he's not getting handsy or treating dyle any different. refreshingly normal about it

• MECHANIC X ROBOT FUUUCK

cala maria x shelly (or seashell of u want)

• MONSTERFUCKER SHELLYYYYY SCREAMING FROM THE ROOF TOPS

• whether cala is big or small shelly dgaf she will still crack that

• but the thought of being picked up and toyed with by a beautiful woman so much bigger than her... someone so powerful being gentle with shelly and giving HER full undivided attention... shelly being calas chew toy.... yeahhhh

• beams the image of shelly riding cala's ginormous fucking fingers into ur head

• cala is soooo charmed by shelly. thinks she is just the CUTEST.

• shelly might default to being the bottom, but lesbians know how to take turns. big or small, shelly is not a quitter, and she will be putting in WORK to please cala any way she can

• sightseeing dates would go crazy... cala can take shelly to any underwater ruins or old shipwrecks imaginable and shelly gets to yap endlessly and take notes to her hearts content

• I think cala gets very possessive and gives shelly special gifts like necklaces or shells with meaning only she knows

• I think cala is very used to solitude and men trying to Bother her out of that solitude, so someone as respectful and genuinely kind as shelly (her pushing boundaries issue was resolved quickly if that's what ur thinking of, cala doesn't beat around the bush) was a nice change of pace

• shelly will listen to cala rant about sailors or other people who bother her for HOURSSS and cala listens to her all the same. cala is sooo intrigued by this autistic lesbian

• also probably after ranting her head off cala remembers her sweet gorgeous gf is right there and starts covering shelly in kisses to calm down

• yuri lives forever we need more yuri of the machine

• shelly is 1000% into whatever freaky ass mermaid shit cala has going on and MORE. SHE WANTS THAT COOKIE BAD.

• if shelly can hold the train up with fat twisted dyle crushing it do u think she could pick up big cala too.. I want to ✊

felix x bendy (what's their ship name? inkexplorer? yeah felix is definitely exploring that ink alright)

• I don't know much about these two together but felix is the ONLY person bendy directly looks up to and admires so that'll definitely put an interesting tinge on their dynamic

• felix might be the only person bendy would bottom for. not happily but he'd do it! the first couple times are probably fine but as they keep going bendy feels like he's getting Pushed down into a position below someone he loves and admires so much, and he gets enough of that for just being a demon.... interesting.

• I am such a fraud I barely know felix ugh

• felix might also be the only person bendy actually Seeks out the company of love of, when he's so avoidant in other relationships. talk about getting a taste of ur own medicine

• yes the whip is used. they get creative

• probably catastrophic breakup. they say never meet ur idols for a reason!

• for once bendy is left WANTING and SAD and it makes him feel both pathetic and debased. it's so unlike him and would be really interesting to actually see, while felix is away doing adventurer shit and has no idea his controversially young bf is feeling like this because BENDY NEVER FUCKING TALKS ABOUT ANYTHING

• it would just be so interesting to see a character bendy might actually Give things up for because he's so self centered in canon

• me and the old man I bagged by being autistic about his books

• bendy would probably be UNCHARACTERISTICALLY nervous for their first time because. THIS IS FELIX!!! HE'S PROBABLY HAD LOADS OF PARTNERS AND NONE OF THEM WERE THIS YOUNG OR A DEMON oh god is he gonna say something about that or does he have some kinda weird demon kink BENDY JUST FEELS THE NEED TO IMPRESS FELIX ALWAYS AND IT'S PROBABLY NOT HEALTHY

• I don't think bendy would have a praise kink unless he's bottoming and that's a very Specific situation to put him in. with felix, it's like he's finally being acknowledged by someone he idolizes and rewarded for all his fanboy-isms... praise from felix hits differently

• bendy cares a lot abt appearances, so he'd probably hide his more demonic traits in the relationship and hide how sensitive his spikes/tail are when fucking... (also off topic but that adds another interesting layer to the inkcake thing) and because he's so aware of how demons are treated by the majority of people... he isn't trying to scare felix away

strawberrytea

• endless praise kink feedback loop. sprout babbling on about how cuphead is soso gorgeous, he's doing so well for a first timer, all while begging to be told if He's doing a good job and cuphead satisfying that kink over and over... ENDLESS I TELL U.

• also the suicidal x selfless dynamic would go so crazy

• sprout probably has to run after cuphead in dangerous situations a lot

• tall buff bottom x shorter skinnier top

• we believe in bottom cuphead around here folks

• they're probably Healthier than inkberry but as soon as sprout starts pushing too hard I think cuphead becomes WORSE than bendy in terms of avoidance. it's canon that if someone tries too hard to get him to open up it'll annoy him and (ij theory) might actually be one of the only times we could see him Truly angry

• not a hc but shoutout to anna banana she loves this ship im pretty sure

• cuphead is one of the people who actually isn't annoyed by sprout for once

• I do think they're a pretty positive ship overall but ☝🏻 I think they could get a liiiittle toxic with it. everyday I cling to masochistic cuphead and I don't think sprout would want to do something like that AT ALL but you know how he is with ignoring his own wants.... horrible curdling mix of feelings for sprout because his lover is enjoying this!!! he wants this!!! but sprout's hands are trembling and he can't look cuphead in the eye when he asks for more

• causing harm is not in sprout's nature at all💔 that's why u make such a good point with that soulplay post

• imagine sprout (who wants to make sure this porcelain toon is alright more than the others because he's the most injured. No Other Reason.) paying special attention to all of cuphead's injuries and his weird ghost body, until he realizes he doesn't really have any idea how to help a ghost? it's not like he can put bandages on it. BUUT! what he does notice is the small crack on cuphead's heart! he asks to see all gentle and cuphead (poor unaware cuphead of the can of worms he's about to open) just kinda shrugs like "alright have at it"

•and then soulplay shenanigans happen🩷

inkcake

• thinking about bottom bendy for once siggghhhhhhhh. you're right about the spikes being sensitive btw call me a whore but GOOOOD THAT'S SUCH A GOOD TROPE

• AND!!!! TAIL!!!!! NORMALLY I'M SOOOO GOOD AT FOLLOWING CANON BUT LET ME HAVE THIS!!!!!! bendy is soso sensitive after never letting himself be touched there that he's bucking and arching up into barely a massage PATHETIC ASS DEMON

• do u think he could cum from just his tail and spikes being stimulated. I do. I believe ✊

• bendy loves his fat bf pleaseeee god I don't care how skinny they make cosmo in canon

• ALSO!!!! BENDY GAINING GOOD HEALTHY WEIGHT BECAUSE OF COSMO'S COOKING AND BAKING!!!! THIS IS SUCH A PERSONAL THING FOR ME

• I think at First inkcake sex is more like the quick, impersonal hookups bendy is used to, but as they grow closer and bendy gets More and More and More.... he needs a lot... of character development they simmer down and go slow and sweet and steady for once

• thighs. claws in cosmo's thighs. tail wrapped around cosmo's thigh while bendy tops. sharp ass teeth in those thighs. bendy is obsessed

• top cosmo could wreck him. I believe this. you have no idea (you do I'm just saying this to be dramatic) how many orgasms a gentle top can WRING out of a bottom like bendy. sprout could never

• I'M SO SERIOUS MARATHON SEX WITH FIRST TIME BOTTOM BENDY WOULD GO SOOOOO CRAZY CUZ HE'S STILL SO NEW AND SENSITIVE THEY AREN'T STOPPING UNTIL HE'S CUMMING DRY OKAY?????

• I think something happened to me there. Sorry.

• imagine bendy cums in like 30 seconds first time bottoming LMAOOOOO

last thought.... inkberrycake threesome?

yeah I blanked on inkberry sorry 💀 had to improvise on the spot and SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG OH MY GOD I DIED BRIEFLY BUT I'M BACK. I'M BACK!!! -🪻

me when my beloved hyacinth comes back to me (im the twink)

puptime:

YES YEA YES PUPTIME MY BELOVED THEYRE SO PATHETIC AUGHHHHH

boris and his yapper of a boyfriend

dyle put that train on the dashboard of his train so he sees it as often as possible. i like to think it's almost a one to one model of his train, as perfect as boris could get it, so it's extra special to him. no one has ever gone though so much trouble for him

AND YOUR MINDDDD WHEN IT COMES TO WORKAHOLIC X LAZYYYY fuck it's genius... why didn't i think a that..... dyle is ready to work all night but then he sees boris conked out, snoring shaking the walls, sprawled out all fluffy and warm-looking, and he's like "well. a few minutes couldn't hurt." only to sleep for 24 hours straight

boris is using him as a teddy bear btw

AND ROBOT X MECHANIC YES YES YES i expect more nonsexual wire play on my desk by monday /j

seashell:

god thank you for reminding me about them

after years of being bothered by annoying men, cala is obsessed with her disturbingly strong autistic little girlfriend

cala is always big with this ship don't fuck with me. otherwise what's the point in living yuri

the image. of shelly. riding cala's fingers. oughhhohohohoooo hyacinth you are a BEAST never stop cooking

also the thought of shelly marking her territory by giving shelly so very many gifts, and all of them are Too Big. shelly wearing a necklace of a shell that's the size of her head like "my girlfriend gave me it :D"

and if we're getting freaky. what about cala's monster form :)

inkcat:

i knew i could count on you to see the toxicity. they are freaky and they are toxic

GODDDD YOURE SO FUCKING RIGHT ABOIT BENDY HIDING HIS DEMONIC TRAITSSSS felix cant know hes Not Normal, he'll die before that happens

you're right about the felix-specific praise kink too. bendy is doing everything he doesn't want to, bottoming like this, but he can pretend it's okay when he's hearing everything he's ever wanted to hear from the person he most wants to hear it from

bendy is not a praise man. but if it's felix, he is FEELIN ITTTTT

but felix doesn't give a shit about that, bendy is lowkey just a booty call for him. get a taste of your own medicine loser

strawberrytea:

hear me out: switches with cuphead being the main bottom. cause i think cuphead prefers bottoming but doesn't really care much and sprout enjoys either

you're so fucking right about that praise loop btw sprout is babbling nonsense about how gorgeous and perfect cuphead is and cuphead is babbling the same shit right back

and i'm not one for masochism. however. YOUUUUU

SPROUT NOT WANTING TO BUT KNOWING CUPHEAD WANTS IT SO HE FORCES HIMSELF

CUPHEAD GETTING THE IDEA SOMETHING IS WRONG BUT NOT HAVING THE EXPERIENCE TO KNOW HOW TO HANDLE ITTTT

godddd imagine sprout eventually breaking down in the middle of things and saying he can't keep doing it and cuphead feeling like he ruins everything bc he made sprout do something that upset him even tho SPROUT needed to communicate that but cuphead isn't experienced in relationships at all so he doesn't know that and FUCKKKKKK

inkcake:

yes bendy could cum by just his spikes (and tail if you're so inclined) stimulated. they haven't ever been stimulated before, he's fucking done for

and yes bendy loves those thighs. everything you said he's doing at every opportunity. cosmo Cannot wear shorts because otherwise everyone will see allll that lovin

and on your note of bendy gaining healthy weight: allow me to offer you my headcanon that bendy doesn't have much of a sweet tooth and prefers things like tarts or breads if he does have a baked good. cosmo realized it all on his own and baked for him accordingly

inkberrycake:

bold of you to think i've never imagined them having a threesome before

i've burned enough energy but just know: cuck bendy

[jjcoolthe100th]

This is....beautiful

I've written about majority of these pairing besides the ones with Bendy, can't stand that motherfucker and his complex character development (Despite me understanding his reasons and yada yada)

BUT

I have to write for all of these new prompts! The little ringing in my ears want me to pump out fics for these pairings!

[magicalgirlcataclysm]

NANANA BOO BOO 😝 -🪻

hyacinth anon is going to be publicly executed tomorrow morning say goodbye everybody

[luseefoxee13]

MY LITTLE GUY NOOOO‼️‼️‼️

[jjcoolthe100th]

rip hyacinth, didn't realize they were being put to death

😔😔😔

[oc-alley]

i'm not gonna lie

i literally started shipping inkcake bc i hc cosmo is chunky and also hc that bendy likes em big lmao

a match made in heaven after he fumbled the first baddie COUGH

anyway here's a couple more shitty doodles too bc i'm here to spread not only my inkcake agenda, but also my fat cosmo and chubby chaser bendy agendas

i am doing gods work.

[jjcoolthe100th]

I-I can't, m-my inbox and drafts have like 5 works

but the demons

the demons need me to write a oneshot with a new fic

a new fic with scum bag Bendy not being a scum bag

and Cosmo being, the most wonderful and adorable person he is

[jjcoolthe100th]

I just realized there isn’t enough Bendy in his Demon/Beast form.

Bendy who used to be maybe up to Mug’s shoulder is now easily towering over him and Mugman is NOT as opposed to what’s going on as he probably should be. Like maybe Bendy is trying to intimidate him and he is! But it’s not scaring Mug’s like Bendy thought it would. Instead he’s intimidated and into it.

Mugman being a monster fucker is actually so freaking funny

But I can totally see it!

He's had to deal with all these other big scary dudes, and his mental health is in shambles, I can see how he would have a thing for big, scary, monsters that could throw him over their shoulder and have their way with him

Bendy, however, I think would be sooo ashamed about it all. Like, that's the worst part about himself, his inability to be cool, collected, and charming? He's just a inky monster that had no control over himself and is of no sound mind

So imagine his surprise when Mugman isn't backing away from one of Bendy's monster episodes, but seems hellbent on seeing just what his monsterous form could do

I don't know if anyone remembers, but there was a time where I think it was oc_alley who said something about Dandy experimenting on the Porcelain brothers until they die and yada yada

Imagine that with Mugman, but it's just to see if he drops from being injured or being railed

[jjcoolthe100th]

HEAR ME OUT!!!

I'm really partial to fruitcup (Cuphead x Sprout, they're both my favorite characters in their respective fandoms lmao)

ANYWAY

Sprout and Cuphead go back and forth, aggressively flirting and then falling back into the safety of their friends-with-benefits relationship, until one rare moment where Sprout learns that Cuphead's soul is the most vulnerable part of him. The berry feels so honored to be trusted with that part of Cuphead, and that night is the sweetest night of their relationship.

IDK I suck at writing smut so imma just leave this here, do whatever you want with it lmao (if you WANNA turn it into a fic I wouldn't mind 👀 /nf)

-Pirate⛵️

Freaking love this, I’ve got like a fluff and suggestive idea for this, but the story building isn’t going to be the greatest since I’m typing on my phone 🥲

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It was so easy for them to fall into this back and forth, especially after Cuphead was pieced back together

Sprout was there to help the taller toon re-learn how to work, how to live, it took weeks and they grew to know each other very closely

“Your top if bubbling again,”

“Huh?”

“Psh, you’re not listening very well,”

They were in Sprout’s quarters, Cuphead leaned back against the headboard while Sprout straddled his hips

They had been making out, evident from the flushed cheeks and heavy breathing they both had

“You’re bubbling over, are you that flattered by me~,”

“I’m always flattered by you toots,”

Cuphead grinned before leaning up and flipping their positions, causing Sprout to squeak

Sprout was on his back now, Cuphead sitting between the other’s legs as he leaned in and started peppering kisses along Sprout's neck

Sprout started to laugh, tilting his head away as he started to hit at Cuphead's shoulders lightly

"S-Stop! You know that tickles!"

"That's the point~"

They continued like that, playfully tussling and trying to one up each other before Sprout was back in Cuphead's lap and they were laughing

Sprout sighed, looking at Cuphead dreamily before he saw the top of Cuphead's cup starting to bubble again

"You know, you never explained how the liquid in your head works,"

"Oh, that? That's my, well...that's my soul,"

Sprout paused, about to start laying his own kisses to porcelain skin until he pulled back, an expression of pinched concern on his face

"Your soul?"

"Yup,"

"Your soul is that liquid?"

"Uh-huh,"

"Your soul is the liquid that is in your head right now,"

"Ding ding ding we have a winner,"

Sprout scowled and swatted at Cuphead, who only huffed a laugh and grabbed Sprout's wrists

"Woah, what did I do to derserve that?"

"I didn't know that about you, I would've liked to know how vulnerable your soul placement was,"

"I don't tend to let people as close to me as I'm letting you,"

"That..."

Sprout paused, taking a breath before reaching up and cupping Cuphead's face

"I'm a little flattered then, but you should've told me, I would've been more careful about being near the top if I knew,"

"Babes, hey, you are gentle, plus, if I didn't trust you then you wouldn't be anywhere near me when I'm like this,"

"When you're like...what?"

Cuphead only sighed, wrapping his arms around Sprout's waist before pulling him down so they were laying chest to chest, Sprout's head under Cuphead's chin

"This, comfortable, easy, I make everything a joke because it's easier to brush everything off, but you...you make me want to actually live the moment, y'know?"

Sprout hummed, nuzzling into the crook of Cuphead's neck before he sighed

"I understand now, I guess, I feel the same way,"

It was Cuphead's turn to raise a brow and glance down at Sprout

"I'm this overprotective nut, I know what everyone says about me behind my back, I worry about everyone and everything, especially nut cases like you,"

Cuphead laughed, but quickly bit his lip to quiet the sound when he felt Sprout pout against his shoulder

"Yeah yeah, laugh it up, but...but you make it so much easier to let go of all that worrying and just...focus on you,"

Cuphead softened at the admission, his hands running up and down Sprout's back as he hummed quietly

"Focus on me? I'm flattered to have such undivided attention,"

"Aaaaand you've ruined the moment, thought we were being soft with each other,"

"We are, buuuut, the way you're talking about putting your focus on me is making things not so soft,"

"CUPHEAD!"

Cuphead laughed brightly before calming down, leaning in to capture a kiss with the other man

"Jokes aside, you're the only person I've ever felt this comfortable with besides my brother, but this is a different comfort,"

Sprout tilted his head, letting the kiss linger as he hummed

"Good, because I'm just as comfortable as you,"

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Taa-daaa didn't realize I was going to like them as much as I did! They're super cute, I can see Cuphead being the chaos to Sprout's calm, the Collector to the Healer

And @oc-alley cuz I know you wanted me to!

[jjcoolthe100th]

idk something about Bendy getting worse and Sprout blurting out that he’s pregnant and panicking more and saying Mugman is the dad. Like maybe Sprout doesn’t even know what’s wrong because weird blot illness but everyone is actively trying to force the information from him and yadda yadda stuff happens Sprout explains what’s going on to Mugman and Bendy has to pretend to actually be pregnant but it’s less pretending then he thought and wow! Guess what? Bendy is actually pregnant and what do you mean Mugman IS ACTUALLY the dad?

Idk I’m tired and stressed and the idea seems funny rn

Bro, lowkey, I had to read this four times to try and understand what you were saying ;')

BUT, I understand now, and...,I'm drawing a lil bit of a blank

Like, The Blot has been well established as an illness that everyone knows about, especially a healer like Sprout

But what if there's a lack of Blot attacks that sets everything wrong?

Bendy, who hasn't had an attack in weeks, goes to Sprout to try and figure out what the fuck is going on, because thank god no attaks but like...no attacks

And Sprout is just 'Well, Bendy bro, you think you could be pregnant, because studies show that a baby could help with chronic illnesses' and yada yada

and Bendy is just like.....PREGNANT!? But the only one he's had any coitus with is....

'I'M GOING TO BE A WHAT!?'

'I'm going to be an UNCLE!?!'

'Oh dear god,"

lol, yeah, this would be funny sitcom behaviour, but thsoe three bitches in a throuple and call it moldyfruit liquor or whatever