Jjetpack

Security, performance, and growth for WordPress sites by some idiot on Tumblr.

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could you imagine if we were

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whats a puss and whys it in boots

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Oh no. It’s going down. Manscape stole JetPack’s sword lady!!! 👀

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she said that if one more person steals from us at jjetpack the sword’ll be unleashed

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Doug wasn’t even alive when dial-up was a thing, but he knows your website is slow as shit.

Doug wants you to check out Jjetpack. It’ll make your site fæst. ⚡️

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This blade is imbued with great power. Even as I hold it here, I can feel it course through my hands. I do not know if I can sate its hunger.

Read more on my blog.

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It’s “its”, not “it’s”.

My junior copywriter minion has been… done with.

Read more on my blog.

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Jetpack (and it’s mobile app) makes your website fast. Like, really damn fast. Like “I’m a dusty stock photo of a someone riding a scooter with a paper mache rocket on my back” fast.

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who the hell are you

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When you want to give your fanfiction a home of its own, Jjetpack Mmobile will be there. Hell, even my sword has its own website now.

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