jack johnson

Jack Johnson. 15 years old. Westside High School

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sms » sis

Luna: I'm sorry.

Jack: Luna this isn't funny

Jack: Haha Luna, tell me you are joking.

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@jackjackjohnson: apparently Luna called my mom just to tell her she was alright but her dress was itchy.

@jackjackjohnson: @LunaFrancesini stop calling mom when u r drunk pls it's getting annoying.

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@LunaFrancesini: @Luke5SOS sorry i think the one who needs attention is you, thank you.

@LunaFrancesini: @Luke5SOS anyway, if you want to trash talk about me remember this:

@LunaFrancesini: YOU GOT A TATTOO BECAUSE OF ME AND NOW IT'S THERE FOREVER.

@LunaFrancesini: xoxo, fuck you

@Luke5SOS: @LunaFrancesini still it's you who's replying to my tweet without a mention, so...

@jackjackjohnson: need ice for that burn? @luke5sos

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im group » yankee squad

Jack: hola putis

Jack: I was at church

Jack: THE CHURCH OF HO

Jack: ahre ke desia

Jack: Renata you've never had problems to be... well...... you

Jack: so, like our friend Patineta said: boludeces no

Jack: ALSO LUNA I WANT TO KNOW WHO IS THIS GUY YOU'RE FUCKING

Jack: TELL ME BC I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT CERTAIN MYTH

Jack: asians got small dicks: confirm or deny?????

Jack: pls respond it's for science

Luna: Oh my fucking god Jack have some motherfucking respect i mean i just can't deal with you right now

Luna: DENY MOTHERFUCKING DENY BIGGEST DICK EVER I CHOCKED ON MY OWN SALIVA WHEN I SAW IT OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT STUFF WAS HUGE.

Luna: DOING TOO GOOD WHEN I RIDE THAT D MAN I WOULDN'T TRUST THIS BITCH NOPE COME ON COME ON

Luna: ... impromptu singing of loyal bc reasons.

Luna: Also, his name is Park Chan Yeol.

Luna: lol

Skate: TMI TMI TMI TMI NO QUIERO SABER ACERCA DE LAS VERGAS CON LAS QUE TE ATRAGANTÁS SI NO ES LA MÍA ahre

Skate: uy amiga con esas orejas te lleva a volar

Skate: YO TE PUEDO ENSEÑAR...... UN FANTASTICO MUNDO.... CON MIS OREJAS

Renata: LA RE CONCHA DE TU HERMANA SKATE JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA ME ATRAGANTÉ YO CON MI JUGUITO DE NARANJA

Renata: AHORA QUEDÉ COMO UNA PELOTUDA, LOCO

Renata: GRAX X ABSOLUTAMENTE NADA

Jack Jack: LIL SIS OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL

Jack Jack: ESAS OREJAS AMIGASSSSSS

Jack Jack: Bueno, si te gusta y te coge bien, metele wacha no más.

Jack Jack: Que se juegue con un asadito no más.

Jack Jack: CON QUIEN ESTÁS VOS RENATA??? no me hagas sacartelo a wachazos.

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im group » yankee squad

Jack Jack: Well... Apparently it's morning whenever you are Luna, but here it's night-time

Jack Jack: So, good morning to you, hoes and good night you, homos.

Jack Jack: [screenshot del snap de Luna]

Jack Jack: Am i missing something?

Jack Jack: SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL US, I DON'T KNOW?!?!?!?!

Jack Jack: I'M YOUR BROTHER, I NEED TO KNOW, THIS ISA SRS BSNS

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@Ashton5SOS: Don't believe everything you read.

@jackjackjohnson: @Ashton5SOS true! Today i read you weren't an asshole i guess i must not believe in that too lol

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@jackjackjohnson: you give them a hand and they take your arm.

@jackjackjohnson: I trusted you.

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@RenataGrimaldi: 911 send help i think my best friend is losing her mind

@LuHan: @RenataGrimaldi I'm really sorry.

@LuHan: @LunaClifford ALSO, i watched your covers, if you want to collab some day, i'll be very honored.

@RenataGrimaldi: @LuHan it's okay, don't worry. She'll be okay after she's done screaming because you just tweeted her lol

@jackjackjohnson: i don't get why calum changed his username tho.

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@alxin: I'M REGRETING THIS ALREADY why did i play that video... i mean my life was perfectly fine i hAtE mYsElF

@alxin: this is my starting to fangirl about things, mind me.

@RenataGrimaldi: @alxin welcome to the fangirl side, my friend!!! We have cookies with our idols faces plastered on them!!!

@RenataGrimaldi: Also, we have lots of unnecessarily expensive merch. But we're rich so who gives a damn, right? @alxin

@Jackjackjohnson: Hope you are talking about my new video @Alxin also @RenataGrimaldi i want cookies

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@LunaClifford: he's so hot tbh

@Michael5SOS: XoXo^tHeSe ArE mY cOnFeSs¡OnS^XoXo

@jackjackjohnson: the confession is: you are lame

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@fan: anyone else still doesn't buy this whole baby Hana thing? She's probably not even theirs lmao

@fan: i mean we only saw Luna with a baby bump like ONCE and it was just a month before "having the baby"

@fan: IT WAS A FUCKING FAKE BABY BUMP GUYS WAKE UP

@jackjackjohnson: hey, luna's lane is underconstruction so stay in yours... asshole.

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@RenataGrimaldi: @LunaClifford @JackGilinsky @SammyWilk @JackJackJohnson @SkateMaloley hello friends, I have brought y'all THE #tbt. One word... FLAMINHOES.

@LunaClifford: those were the times mate we got trending flaminhoes for a day

@JackJackJohnson: and then everyone was saying flaminhoes and you told a girl you didn't like that "your lane was under construction so stay in your fucking lane, bitch"

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@LunaFrancesini: if your story is lame as your name i don't have time to listen to it @SkateMaloley

@JackGilinsky: @LunaFrancesini @SkateMaloley OOOOOOOH BRO LEMME KNOW IF YOU NEED ICE FOR THAT BURN

@JackJackJohnson: @LunaFrancesini @SkateMaloley @JackGilinsky THAT BURN THOOOOOOOOOOOOOO