Selfhood of a Condescending Ape

Brain droppings from an ex-preacher's kid turned depressed socialist massage therapist. (The preacher's kid was also depressed)

[hyenasarecutedammit]

Everybody be on HIGH ALERT... …. ……this could be dangerous 

[lesbianredpanda]

sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff

[blackpyrefly]

2023 AWARD FOR INNOVATION AND EXCELLENCE IN THEIR FIELD

receipients:

hyena, for being the first kity to ever be pupy.

fox, for being the first pupy to ever be kity.

JOIN US NEXT YEAR

[god--rays]

[habbadax]

Took a wrong turn somewhere

[orcboxer]

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch

[cardiac-ossification]

[the-punforgiven]

[spacey-daydreams]

[existentialterror]

[waltdisneyconfessions]

Boy meets world is a comfort show for me. I guess it helps me fill a hole, I know I’ll never find someone who will stay with me forever kind of like Shawn Hunter I guess.

[jjorbles]

THIS IS ME OMG

[jjorbles]

So I finally commissioned art of my spidersona, & the amazingly talented @beckyhop-art made me this LOOK AT IT!! I give you...THE SARDONIC SPIDER-YEEN!!!!

(ofc I did a hyena theme, duh)

Thanks SO MUCH to Becky for this amazing piece, check out her stuff! https://beckyhop.carrd.co

[ladyshinga]

[jjeremysstash]

Truth is, it reads more like "she can do everything" and "him, it's just Ken"

And ken is a slang used in French that means "to fuck"

So "Him, it's just fucking"

Which I think is even more hilarious

[usaigi]

I hate the implication that the Spider-Man in our universe is the goddamn popsicle

[rubixpsyche]

the implication that Miguel scouted and recruited the damn popsicle.

[ecranimaginaire]

MY FAVOURITE FEMALE FRIENDSHIPS IN FILM › 20 / ∞

AMY & MOLLY   🧡 “You are the strongest, coolest, smartest, most stunningly gorgeous creature this high school and this Earth has ever seen.”

BOOKSMART (2019, dir. Olivia Wilde)

[moonminho]

SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (2023)

[thedorkygal]

Okay normally I wouldn’t reblog something like this so soon after the movie came out but I HAVE to tell y’all about this scene

According to Lord and Miller, this scene was an extremely late addition to the movie. As in, “they-had-already-released-the-first-trailer” late.

And the reason that is relevant is because a fan named Preston Mutanga, with his spare time, recreated the entire trailer in LEGO stop motion animation and posted it online after it came out.

Lord and Miller saw the perfect recreation of their trailer, thought it was brilliant, and WROTE IN A LEGO UNIVERSE SCENE in order to get this kid some screen time on one of the biggest animated films ever released.

Mind you, Lord and Miller directed and made THE LEGO MOVIE. And they thought this kid’s trailer was so incredible that instead of making a Lego scene themselves, which they very well could have, they brought him in to work on it.

So while you are watching this movie, know that an extremely cool 14-year-old is telling his friends that he got to personally animate one of the funniest jokes in one of the biggest movies ever made.

I just think that’s in-fucking-credible.

https://twitter.com/FG_Artist/status/1610065663619485696?s=20

^Here’s a link to the original trailer recreation, posted on Preston’s Twitter.

[queenstylinsxn]

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

[autogynamelia-deactivated202402]

[jjorbles]

That's your name, Will

SIR William Thatcher

Your father heard that

[constantlyscreaminghere]

it is pinup weather boys

[thememedaddy]

[jjorbles]

[jjorbles]

Thoughts on Clone High comparing cancel culture to the Scarlet Letter