[kidkitthekingslayer]

The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off

[softwhorecore-deactivated201812]

This makes me so happy ☺️

[iamhannalashay]

Yesssss😭 I damn near cried

[jaxuhmillion]

I LOVE THIS OMFG

[taylorzrealm]

YOOOOOOOOOOO THATS AMAZING!!!!!

[saiasus]

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

Can someone help me understand I wanna cry to ..I feel something went over my head

[writingsandwonders]

The woman in the bathroom is trans and is scared that if she comes out of the stall the women that walked in will insult or harass her. but when she comes out they compliment her on her dress instead. The add ends with saying “stress tested for women.” It means Secret is including trans women in their definition of women. 

[viragon]

I have reblogged this three times now, each one mentioning the fact that Secret not only included a trans woman, but that they /had the other women compliment her dress and treat her with respect/. I will reblog this every time I see it because it’s so important. More companies should involve trans people in their marketing - we do exist. Props to Secret for getting in on this movement. It makes me really happy to see more of the trans community represented in daily television.

[thisbookofbirds]

hey I made a Nick and Jess edit because I love them and I miss them

[lilboreddev-blog]

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

[poeticfog]

9 million people fucking love dogs

[tracknumber06]

Here we come 10.

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

[zoeey]

Learn the alphabet with New Girl

[let-them-eat-cake-cake-cake-cak]

I’d like to submit a formal complaint against Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper for CRUSHING EVERY BIT OF MY SOUL DURING THE LAST 10-ISH MINUTES OF “A STAR IS BORN”

Please see this movie. It’s really good.

[honeybinchesandoats]

When I’m shuffling through the A Star is Born soundtrack and Why Did You Do That plays right after I’ll Never Love Again

[isthismayberelatable]

FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR DOG, DONT SCROLL PAST THIS

IMPORTANT! Gravy Train Dog Food was had a recall.

The food was tainted with and contains euthanasia. 

Source: (x)

A bunch of dogs, including my own, eat Gravy Train. It’s a very affordable wet canned dog food, so many people buy it. and my dog has to eat it because she’s lost most of her teeth and can’t chew.

Please, SIGNAL BOOST THIS! 

Even if you don’t have a dog, your followers probably do, and plenty of them are at risk. You could save a life.

[mariodaymiller]

Jess Day + Compliments

[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

Reblog to literally save a life

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

[torios]

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

[skelatal-remains-deactivated201]

Reblog to save a life

[shutyourmoustache]

HOLY SHIT. THIS IS CRAZY.

[stardustparker]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

[winchestersnco]

I AM A 911 CALLTAKER AND I CAN AFFIRM THIS IS A THING. I AM ALLOWED TO BREAK PROTOCOL FOR THIS.

ALSO, IF YOU DON’T FEEL COMFORTABLE “ORDERING A PIZZA,” CALL AND LEAVE AN OPEN LINE. WE WILL STAY ON WITH YOU AND FIND YOUR LOCATION BASED ON GPS AND SEND SOMEONE. I HAVE DONE THIS MORE TIMES THAN NOT. WE ARE HERE TO HELP.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE KNOW YOU ARE NOT ALONE.

[thing-you-do-with-that-thing]

Erin bless you for adding to this.

[peachesfromny-deactivated202507]

PASS THIS ON.

The first transgender suicide hotline is now up and running in the U.S. You can reach Trans Lifeline at 877-565-8860.

[fangirlnerd101]

With trump winning this is especially important. Please reblog even if it “doesn’t fit your blog theme”

[officialwilfordwarfstache]

please reblog. 

[nickmillers]

nick and jess + kisses

[blithers]

 #sweet jesus fuck him picking her up gets me every damn time (via poehlerize)

#i’ve never thought about the fact #that nick lifts or half-lifts her up #everytime they’ve kissed so far #and he isn’t that much taller than her#really #which makes it more of a THING #a thing that he’s into #and less sheer physical necessity

[kyrafic]

Oh god, you’re completely right.  'cause yeah, he’s not that much taller than her, but he, can pick her up like nothing, and how many times must he have wanted to do that in the past, when they were arguing?  

And he’s done it even before they kissed: dragging her physically away from Schmidt’s door in Valentine’s Day, picking her up at the 5k finish line: “I’ve got her.”

And you know Jess likes it too.  Sam pulling her hair by the front door; which Nick saw.  How Sam kept pinning her hands down in bed in Fluffer.  They broke her bureau during intercourse.  And with Nick: He was a man and she was a woman.  He grabbed her and kissed her.  He nailed her mouth: he nailed it good and strong and hard.

“Shut up and take off your clothes right now and I mean it, take off your clothes,” he said and she started unbuttoning her shirt.

[mrnickmiller-deactivated2018081]

Oh my

[youcantmakeme]

This makes me feel things… ugh….

[zooeyslaychanell]

“He was a man and I was a woman” welp now that remix will be stuck in my head while i’ll go to bed HAHA. But omfg black white GIFS are no joke. Help.

[zoeey]

Nick & Jess + level of closeness: s1 ➟ s7

[the-little-momaid]

they loved each other so much guys 

[cool-nick-miller]

@the-little-momaid they LOVE each other.

In my mind they are still going strong with three kids now.

A boy and two girls lol.

God I miss these clowns…

[glinetti]

Nick Miller being a wonderful boyfriend  (✿◠‿◠)

[jakeyjohnson]

It was like a damn fairy tale, that kiss. It was the best kiss of your life.

[zoeey]

Zooey and Jake - 4x04 Micro ♥️

[newgirlystuff-deactivated202402]

[isnickmillerinlove]

Because you drive me nuts, Miller!