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Dog

[howling-wizard2]

carnivore on carnivore ccomfort

[totallynotgayforyou]

[petrichordiam]

@solipseismic thank u for the insight 🫡

[nealashitposts]

I cant go to my local libary anymore because last year when I stopped by a librarian was reading a book I wrote under a pen name years ago. This book sold under 10k copies and I've literally only heard people talk about this book online *if* I went looking for it so I went up to them and tried to start a conversation like "oh hey I've heard of that book is it good?" Like hoping for some real feedback and she goes "yeah I love reading things by queer writers" and in a moment of terror I was like "oh but- hold on, I thought the author was some old hetero white guy?!" A thing I thought because I used my own dead grandpa's picture for the author pic because grandpa never had internet. I fake looked it up and was like "yeah if he was queer its not public?" And without looking up this absolute unit goes "oh the author bio is obviously fake. I'd bet my left leg the author is a west coast millennial non-binary queer who has never lived on the east coast." And then proceeded to rattle off a dozen linguistic flourishes that are specfic to the pacific northwest that are in the book and several that are nearly ubiquitous in the state where I said my pen name lives that are somehow completely absent from the book.

So you know. Got read for fifth and didn't even find out if she liked it.

[coffeepeople]

One time a friend told me that if she wanted to have a chill night she would come to me and ask for tea and a book to read. I didn’t like tea at the time, but I always made sure my cupboards had them in case she needed a quiet night. One time I told my boss that I loved oranges, but couldn’t peel them because of my nails. For a year he made sure to peel me one at least once a week. Once my friends gave me a made up superlative of “most likely to have a pen they could borrow” and ever since I’ve made sure I always carry a pen with me. A long time ago, my high school librarian told me that no one would care what my grade in my sophomore chemistry class was if I’m bringing them doughnuts and asking them about their day.

[coffeepeople]

Sometimes friendship is about carrying pens and peeling oranges. But the point is, surrounding yourself with people who you want to do the little things for. The point of it all is bringing in the doughnuts because you’ve found the people who deserve the doughnuts.

[big-smiling-monkey]

How sweet it is to be with people you enjoy taking care of

[paper--machete]

it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game

[paper--machete]

fuck it. reblog this and tell me in the tags what your favorite album is

[at-my-witch-end]

Collection of funny Skitarii names on darktide today

[jazzajazzjazz]

Time is running out to order Volume III of Broads and Broadswords, a zine I had the pleasure of appearing in!

Sale period ends on June 24th so don't miss out!!

@broadsandbroadswords ♥

[maddiesharafian]

A Blacksmith’s Dream

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[lazylittledragon]

oooops things are changing 😬😬

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[liarsblade]

Love a character who is neither trustworthy nor untrustworthy but another secret third thing.

[liarsblade]

Guy who can be relied upon to make the right choice 98% of the time but God that 2% is a fucking doozy.

[tryan-a-bex]

You can absolutely trust him. To do the wildest shit possible. He will be true to himself. He will commit to the bit.

[flyingpurplepeopleprogrammer]

[the-big-mood]

The easiest method to beat the train mission in GTA San Andreas.

[kyonkyonson]

"All you had to do was drive a car hauler on top of a building, hang it over the tracks, and let it knock them off the damn train, CJ!"

[goldensunset]

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

[kintatsujo]

for the most part I have ended up replacing "dude" in my vocabulary with "boss" because it's gender neutral and it's easier to just replace certain words than to watch who you say them to (like I still SAY dude but a lot less than boss)

Anyway the major effect of this is that it makes me sound like a mafia henchman sometimes like "I dunno about that boss"

[trinitite]

I once said "you got it, boss" to a coworker and she pointed at me and said "don't you put that shit on me."

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[re-homophobic]

I'm not british but "daft cunt" is such a funny insult but I couldn't say it without sounding like one myself

[killfridge]

It's a shame they aren't making music anymore