Your Friendly Neighborhood Asexual

A She/They kind of bitch | Been here a minute and just vibing ✌ | Will add tags if requested

[wolfythewitch]

furthest we've ever been

[xiaq]

One of the best things about being a writer is thinking of something small you can add to your work that’s just. Devastating. Like you’re sitting there going. Oh. That would be diabolical. People would get really riled up about that. Exquisite. Let’s do it.

[hirilelfwraith]

Occasionally you do need to just let fantasy be fantasy. "Why are the mountains around Mordor in a square, mountain ranges don't work like that" well you see there's an evil god who lives there hope this helps

[the-reconciliation-of-all-things]

how terrifying metamorphosis must be for the caterpillar has no concept of what it is doing, or what a butterfly is, or what will happen to it as it spins itself the cocoon. we r more alike than different

[importantandunavoidable]

there are parts of your future self in you waiting emerge but you have to become unrecognizable slime first

[wizardarchetypes]

at my local thrift warehouse where nothing’s priced and you make an offer on all the stuff you find. well i told the person at the register i’m on a budget and didn’t know if i could afford a rug i wanted and asked what they’d take for it and without missing even half a beat they said “how about a cup of blood?” then they started hopping up and down like a cheerleader and said “cup! of! blood!”

[wizardarchetypes]

we settled on seventeen dollars cash.

[wizardarchetypes]

the problem is i love to riff with people so it got deeply deeply weird for about 3 and a half minutes before we finally agreed on the price.

[heir-of-the-chair]

Op I want you to know I had to look to make sure this wasn’t one-time-I-dreamt

[squeakitties]

blasts you with my placebo beam

[snepril]

Oh fuck I think I can feel the effect

[brysbeddixt]

Does Ryan Gosling know that his pull within the neurodivergent queer community has just been boosted 10000000% more than his role as Ken ever did?? Does he know?? Does he know we’re all over here barking and foaming at the mouth at his autistic aroace little fuckin scientist guy who’s twins with himself and in love with Markiplier? Or in a qpr sandwich with two rocks?? Does he know he has reached #1 blorbo status for like 1/5 of this website??

Nobody should ever tell him. Nobody needs to add tumblr icon to his long list of accolades, he’s got too many already

[samglyph]

Highlight of the day was a Grace cosplayer asking if I knew any fun science facts so I told him about ferns being a prehistoric plant that reproduce via spores as opposed to seeds and he gave me a gold star sticker. Getting a good grade in convention tabling.

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

[xenobotanist]

[61below]

Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:

[flowerbleedme]

is anyone imagining a dog with a propeller hat on

[jessaerys]

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

[pineappical]

think about it long time

[pineappical]

ACTUALLY heres another one i quickly animated of rocky beating the shit out of grace

[zaphoda]

Are you ready to die for the bit, ryan gosling?

[thesweetiepienovels]

Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Walking for three minutes, is better than nothing. Drinking a glass of water and eating a snack, is better than nothing. Wiping down the counter, is better than nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. You don’t have to achieve grand things if all you’re capable of right now is the smaller things. They are still achievements. Don’t do nothing just because you don’t think you’re capable of doing bigger things, just do something you’re capable of today. 

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[jorolle]

"And it seems like it's worth your time, right? And, by the way, there's actually- the superpower inside of feeling alien is admitting that you might be an alien."

Into the Mud Podcast Ep. 81: The Superpower of Feeling Alien with Project Hail Mary's James Ortiz - What James Ortiz would say to people who feel foreign and alien

[graves-yard]

I finally got my gay friend to watch Fall Guy and now we are both obsessed with Colt Seavers. We gave him PTSD immediately.