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therantygeek

Leverage: A Short Summary

lordmogatron

May I?

gnar-slabdash

YOU MAY

monchursouls

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

rat-in-the-grain

Hehehehehe

monchursouls

Can I fucking help you?

sasuke-offical

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

monchursouls

What

rat-in-the-grain

What

endofalltim

consider-me-leveraged

thinking some more thoughts re: eliot being so attuned to his people. all it takes is a single look or a barely there shift in posture and he's already up and moving to do whatever's needed. he can tell by tone of voice alone when something's up, doesn't even have to see what's going on. and it's so funny every time in the show where one of the crew is just like "...eliot?" and he comes in hot

and i imagine it's so scary to the bad guys. like let's say you're some rando evil dude talking to parker and it's going south. maybe you grab her up by the collar or something and yeah, she can totally hold her own and twists out of your grip easily, but all it takes is a tilt of her head and you're dust before you can blink.

or imagine you've totally cornered hardison, thinking you got off easy chasing the nerd but then he just starts grinning. dude hasn't said a word, just smiling like a maniac, then all of a sudden your shit is so rocked your ancestors feel it

idk where i was going with this i just really love eliot

podcastwizard

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

the-goddess-of-annoying

you people aren't CASTING

the-goddess-of-annoying

NO

fictionalgod

andhumanslovedstories

I’m gonna post a picture of an animal and we should acknowledge that this creature is undoubtedly not at an ideal weight. I know that. You will know that. We dont have the full background, so we dont know what the owners are and are not doing, but hopefully they have something in place to promote this living being’s highest quality of life. Okay? We all get that. So we all understand that I am speaking purely metaphorically and vibe-based when I say that I have beheld God’s Most Perfect Wretch, and nothing about it should ever change:

Cyrus found this artwork on facebook marketplace. That is an insane amount of comments on an item posting. And would you believe that none of them are about the cat tree for sale

ceruleanheaven

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

azspot

“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

santhipoma

glasshomewrecker

Everyone should be aware of nitter.net

for any address to twitter you can replace the “x.com” with “nitter.net” and you will be able to browse as if you have an account. Lifesaver.

Similarly, imginn.com works for most Instagram addresses. I still haven’t found one for Facebook.

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

kosmogrl

we got august this week

desinteresse

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

little-trash-ghost

Can't leave this in the tags..

marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito

I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

fireflysummers

I'm apparently so consistently aroace that a friend of mine uses me as a measurement for whether or not something counts as "romantic," based on when I stop understanding what he's talking about.

fireflysummers

@loraxofygg Stop being funnier than me on my own post (/j).

youhavethewrong

Perhaps this is an obnoxious take on my part, but video games should, above all things, prioritize the ability of being paused. At any point. Regardless of whether it's during a cutscene, a special animation, or a time-based puzzle. You never know when you're gonna get a phone call, or someone will need you in another room, or you get a sudden urge to go to the bathroom, or you hear your cat licking plastic, or whatever. Other entertainment mediums like books, movies, and music can be paused whenever you want. Why do some games not give you the same luxury??

lostinhistory

Twenty-one tons of potatoes are up for grabs at Potato Palooza on Monday.

The nonprofit’s set to receive a donation of 21 tons of tubers this weekend from suppliers in the Midwest. Hoping to get the starchy vegetables to people in need, the nonprofit will host a “Potato Palooza” event on Monday in Park Hill. “Anyone is welcome to come. They can bring tote bags, wagons, you could back up your pickup truck if you wanted to,” Hissong said. The event is 9 a.m. to noon at the Park Hill Food Recovery Hub, 6090 East 39th Avenue, on July 27.

This is the dream