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Jameson Kennedy 4th out of 10 Kennedy siblings just your friendly neighborhood mortician

[jmcnknndy]

undeadani·:

Dani let out a laugh before bringing the cigarette up to her lips yet again, taking a long drag before exhaling. Jamie was right, the town did have a lot of other shady things that went down that was kept under wraps, however it wasn’t every day there was a potential serial killer roaming loose. “Yeah, that’s true. I guess once someone screams murder is when the whole town goes up in flames. “She let out a sigh, before shaking her head,” I have no clue who the other girl is, but I did hear something about an anonymous tip? Something about the girl being a sinner? I don’t buy that sinning is what this is all about, though..” Dani felt herself breaching into annoying theory territory, but it was one of the things she couldn’t help. Dani had so many questions, and so many possible answers that rushed to her head way too fast. “It started with Chelsea, then the teacher she slept with.. Maybe it’s all connected?”

"Yeah, maybe the girl is the teacher's second mistress who got knocked up and is, coincidentally, cousins with Chelsea. WOuld make a fucking great movie; maybe we pitch it to Hollywood and make our town a permanent pitstop on a crime junkie's horror road trip-- like the Lizzie Borden bed and breakfast and the fuckin' Bates hotel or whatever. Gruesome, but helps the economy," he shrugged, "Still shit for us small folk though. You scared?"

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clmntprvenance·:

Bewildered probably doesn’t even come close to cutting it and neither does it seem fitting enough of an adjective to the entire extent of whatever expression it is that is currently residing on Fabian’s features. That his feet had carried him to a graveyard was less of a shock than the stranger that had seemingly materialised before him out of nowhere, but it’s actually only now, with the help of the other’s voice pulling him back from wherever he’d been mind-wise, that he’s even noticed how deep into the cemetery he’d walked. And now he’s glancing around himself, horror and resignation at once dawning on him. With lips parted as he starts a sentence, Fabian turns to stare at the male. “Er… I, what?” Confused by the question, Fabian furrows his brows and blinks at him, before opting to simply move on from it altogether. “I… Well, I was actually just coming to… visit…? To see… what it looks like here.”

"You came to a graveyard because you dont know what a graveyard looks like?" Jamie replied bluntly, staring down the doe eyed stranger as he flicked some ashes off the tip of his cigarette. With another slow drag, he looked suspiciously back towards where Fabian came from before he exhaled and spoke again. "Welcome to the Pondbridge cemetery. Population...a couple hundred, not including the cremated ones 'cause the family takes 'em home most of the time. No, you won't know where the murdered girl's grave is. No, this place ain't haunted... for now. Need a tour or are you satisfied?"

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ashley-raab·:

“You’re skinny like one, for sure. That reaction shows your body is probably screaming for a vegetable or two, and probably some water while we’re on the topic.” Ash rolled his eyes and waved off the dog comment, knowing he’d handle anything without issue. “Um, maybe. I think so? I’m Ashley…Raab. You look like a kid who was always getting kicked out of class, but I’m not sure. I think his name was…James? Jeremy? Something like that. One of the Kennedys.”

"This body was created out of bologna sandwiches and starvation, baby," he did some cheesy finger guns at the other and chuckled, "Jameson, Jamie for short. Yeah, that's me. Good to know getting kicked out of classes became what I was known for, but I guess it's better than a lot of my sibling's. Didn't you cry in middle school, like 6th grade, because you threw up in the locker room and everyone made fun of you? Retching Raab, right?"

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jasonharpcrs·:

“You’re not scared at all of the murderer?”  Jason understood why people were locking doors and not going at night anymore. It was reasonable to be paranoid after a murder just took place. It was almost as if this town was placed under a quarantine. “Richard Ramirez, every heard of him?” Jason casually asked. “Very famous serial killer in the mid 80’s. He was called the night stalker. He invaded homes.” He had always been fascinated with this kind of stuff… call it a morbid fascination, if you will. “Just an interesting fact for the day.” He crosses his arms. 

“Hey, I’m trying to see the best in everything… and a little humor never killed anyone.” He was wondering this stranger was just questioning him. “You ask a lot of questions for someone who isn’t in law enforcement.” He continued, “I’m just taking a late night stroll… staying home is a drag. I live alone, so it’s even worse.” 

“I wouldn’t say I’m not scared, I’m personally going to assume that the serial killer will go for easier prey instead of someone 6′4. Plus, I see my fair share of dead bodies,” he nodded back at the morgue near the entrance of the cemetery, “If there’s any more murders you’ll be the first to know, Ramirez enthusiast.” With another slow drag, he cocked a brow at the other. “I have a sneaking suspicion that your interest in a killer that invaded homes influenced how you refuse to stay home-- but I honestly can’t say I understand your reasoning. I’d love to have an empty apartment to go home to, just genuinely anywhere that doesn’t have a dozen people stuffed into it all at once, honestly.”

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ashley-raab·:

“She and I went to college together! She likes the small town feel, so who am I to judge? Whole Foods is amazing, so I don’t know what you’re on about. Maybe you should have a vegetable every now and then instead of all that McDonalds,” he shrugged lightly, smirking. Ash glanced disapprovingly at the stubbed out cigarrete on the ground, gently guiding Peppa away from the temptation. “–Did you just say ‘inhaling ghost dicks’? You’ve got a weird sexual fetish that I want no parts of, weirdo. Who even thinks like that?” Ash asked with a snort, glancing around to see if anyone else heard. “Maybe I’ll just keep coming here to bother you. You don’t know where we’ve gone on walks before now. Maybe Peppa is a teacup and is gonna stay pretty small forever. Most Poms do.”

“A vegetable? Why? Do I look like a fuckin deer?” He made a face at the thought of a salad and quickly did away with the healthy possibility with another cigarette. At the mention of the rat sized dog, Jamie glanced down at it once more and was met with a happy look and some obnoxiously loud breathing. ““It better’ve not taken a shit anywhere,” he muttered, blue eyes trained once again on the dog walker, “You look familiar. Did we go to school together?”

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jasonharpcrs‌:

“Pokemon go is kind of stale here. It was better in Los Angeles.” He casually replied, “trust me, I’m the last person they would suspect of being a serial killer. I’m not that twisted.” with the recent murder of chelsea, jason understood why the residents were perturbed. he was bothered by her murder as well. why would anyone murder a girl like chelsea in cold blood? 

jason was amused by jamie’s statement. “you’re checking me out? I’m flattered. Let me know if you wanna arm wrestle.” obviously, he was joking around. “I’m not sure how you know how much strength is required to kidnap a 10 year old… but I won’t ask.”

“Yeah, I know. Back when it was popular people always stood near that one Chinese restaurant since it was a Pokestop until the owner started charging for wifi. Anyway-- I came home from college and all of a sudden people are lockin’ doors and being all paranoid now. It’s weird as fuck.” Snorting, Jamie made a face at him. “How you managed to rescue a compliment out of an insult is astounding, I congratulate you. So what ARE you doing in a cemetery? Just visiting your neighborhood ghosts?”

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undeadani·:

“Well, I sure hope I do, too.” She let out a sigh. Jamie was being a bit overdramatic, but he wasn’t necessarily wrong, either. Black Raven did have some, to put it bluntly, bad tattoo artists, however it was something Dani always wanted to try and do as a side job, compared to her future of being an illustrator. She thought she was decent at it, to say the least. 

Danika nodded her head understandingly, “Yeah, totally. I mean, who’s ever even heard of Pondbridge before all this? She was well known here, but now she’s like a celebrity.” The girl hadn’t any dislike towards Chelsea – but they  were simply in different crowds. “Chelsea was in some of my classes. She was nice; not bitchy like some of the other popular girls.” Dani considered herself more of an outcast; the girl who was with the goths and alternative kids who dressed in black and were looked down upon by the majority of popular kids. “But fuck ‘em, we’re out of there now. At least, until more secrets come out about her.. Like that thing with her teacher..” She trailed off. Dani didn’t mean to pry, but she always was fascinated with the horror genre and is a sucker for slasher films that she couldn’t help but wonder. “It is sad, though. Someone dies and people still like to talk shit on them as if they’re alive.”

"Yeah, a student sleeping with a teacher? Shocker," he rolled his eyes and took another deep drag, "I've seen worse. I mean, there's plenty of scummy adults sniffing around the fresh meat once girls turn 18 'round here, I guess some people just can't wait to get laid. Plus, that ain't even the worst of it. Pill poppers, cheaters, idiots who wake n' bake then walk into SAT prep, losers who set fire to a national fuckin' park-- all that shit. Not to say my own family's done some of that before, but people don't like to rat each other out 'cause then their own shit gets tossed into the wind." Personally, the Kennedys has had enough of a tarnished reputation that any and all outrageous claims would be replied with a simple 'meh' and shrug, but there are those in their small community who'd rather eat poison than to let their shame hang out. "I'm sure I'll see the teacher soon enough; they won't even let us work on the body 'til the police department says so.I think he's kept in the freezer until they can find the missing girl. You know who the other one is?"

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ashley-raab·:

“No, not like the pig! I think it’s a cute name, fuck the cartoon. I guess you could say his name is technically ‘Pepper’, but she’s from Australia and doesn’t pronounce the -er. I guess we’ll just chalk it up to one of life’s mysteries.” Watching the other continuously move his foot away from the dog’s curious nose make him smirk, halfway hoping the other male might accidently trip himself up and tip over. He’d have his phone ready in a flash to catch the sight. “You might. Why do you care anyway? Afraid I’ll interrupt your grumpy smoke break while you stare into the void and mutter to yourself? I promise I won’t.”

"Wow, an Australian at Pondbridge. I'm guessing she threw a dart at a map and decided to relocate herself in a place where a Whole Foods is considered a luxury." Once done with his cigarette, he stubbed it out on the floor and dragged hs heel over the flickering cherry to extinguish it. "Whatever, you're the one walking over corpses an' inhaling ghost dicks. There's plenty of trails nearby, like the Gold Pine bridge n' forest. Up to you; maybe Peppa will eat a magical mushroom and grow bigger."

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ashley-raab‌:

He rolled his eyes and kneeled down, petting the little guy’s head. “You’re adorable. He’s actually a Pomeranian and his name is Peppa. I’m watching him for a friend, not that you asked. And yes, you are grumpy. I don’t think you’ve let that forehead of yours rest since I’ve gotten here! Great way to get wrinkles,” Ash snorted, standing back up. “You don’t see all of these people walking around? It’s pretty normal to walk in graveyards, dude. Which is exacly why Peppa and I decided to.”

"Peppa, like the pig? Way to give the dog a personal identity disorder. And no, I won't get wrinkly. The highlights of being fed McDonald's 5 times a week as a child includes being immune to UV damage since our DNA is pretty much half garbage already." He moved his foot again one the dog got closer, determined to sniff him. "Does that mean I'll see you and your pig shitting up the place every day until you hand him back?"

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undeadani·:

Dani shook her head as a laugh escaped her lips. Perhaps to some, she seemed like type to be adventurous or experimental when it came to sex, but truthfully she’s never had it before. However, that is something she wouldn’t tell; especially not Jamie.  “Can’t say I do, but you’re here all of the time so it seems like something you would get into. And go ahead, suit yourself. Mister mortician is too scared and petty to go to a tattoo shop because of a little fling – Doesn’t that just sound so badass?” Dani let out an annoyed sigh, before reaching into her purse and grabbing a cigarette of her own, along with her lighter. She brought it up to her lips and inhaled, before blowing the smoke in Jamie’s direction, simply ignoring when he waved his own smoke away just a moment before. “I’ll take my chances.” Dani looked at her surroundings, before her green eyes landed back on the man before her, “Did you.. know her at all? Chelsea?” Even with her tough exterior, the mention of Chelsea’s murder in the moment made her feel somewhat uneasy.

“Please, like I’d be scared-- I wouldn’t want the idiot to jab my ventricular with a tattoo needle and call it an accident. Besides, I’ve seen people who’ve gotten tattoos from the Black Raven and the blowouts are fucking horrifying. It’s almost like they're fucking tattooing with your feet, no wonder they're on the hunt for fresh blood. Maybe you'll make their reputation better.” At the mention of the dead girl, Jamie's expression stayed pleasantly solemn-- though that tend to be his usual disposition, perhaps due to his constant being around the dead. "No. One of my siblings probably does, though. I got some in high school an' even the little ones in elementary heard about her. Crazy how you could be virtually unknown outside of Pondbridge and all of a sudden everyone's whispering your name like you're a fuckin' curse, huh?"

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jasonharpcrs‌:

“how did you know?” a smirk appeared on jason’s face. “you think i’m gonna get haunted, but in reality, i’m gonna become the pokemon master.” when the man walked closer towards him, jason did not flinch. he seemed to be in a bad mood, but the younger male didn’t really seem to care. “actually, that would make things interesting. let me put fucking in a cemetery on my bucket list.” he watched as the smoke emanated from jamie’s cigarette. 

“Calm down Ash, you could catch yourself a trespassin’ charge if you keep on stalking cemeteries past midnight. Worse yet, people might think you’re out there trying to make a name for yourself as a small town serial killer.”  Jamie gave him a slow look up and down before muttering dismissively, “No upper body strength at all. I doubt you could even kidnap a 10 year old.”

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undeadani‌:

Danika was walking down  her usual route home after her shift at Black Raven. Granted, she should probably start driving; especially with a potential killer on the loose, but a little real life slasher film action wasn’t enough to stop her. On this– supposed to be, peaceful walk, she always passes the cemetery. Occasionally, the twenty one year old loved to read books in the graveyard because she was drawn to the scenery, but lately she hadn’t found the time. She also, quite honestly, didn’t want to go because she would run into Jamie – Which to her dismay is exactly what happened. She had her earbuds plugged into her phone, The Smith’s playing out of them, however she still heard his voice. She took an earbud out to stop in her tracks, before rolling her eyes at him. “No, dickwad, I’m not playing Pokemon Go. I’m also not here to fuck anyone, but if I was it would be a disappointment to see you here.” Danika eventually unplugged her earbuds and stuck her phone into her leather jacket pocket. “I came from your favorite place, actually. Can you guess?” She teased, a smirk tugging at her lips that were covered in black lipstick.

“What, you don’t enjoy a little voyeurism with your exhibitionism? All the true freaks will say otherwise.It’s fine-- I’ll let all the boys know your tattoos are sharpie and you’re practically a Hannah Montana incarnate under all that black,” he squinted a little at her outfit, “You’re wearing Caviar,by the way, and not true black. I’m expecting an apprentice at the stick n’ poke shack to know her color palette, but I guess I’ll just ready myself for 50 shades of disappointment.” He waved a hand in front of his face, attempting to disperse the smoke away from him so he wouldn’t carry the odor back into the lab-- though it would definitely be a change from the normal formaldehyde.  “Didn’t know they’d have you working so late. You sure you should be off wandering around after that girl got gutted?”

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ashley-raab‌:

Ashley blinked, turning his head from side to side to make sure he was the one being spoken to. “–I’m clearly not playing Pokemon Go. Can’t you see the puppy I’m currently walking?” He pointed to the tiny being currently sniffing the trunk of a nearby tree, arching his brow at the other. “Do you do this grumpy old graveyard troll routine with everybody? Casually accusing people of playing games or fucking around the graves? I know how to handle myself, thank you for your concern.”

Jamie looked down at the thing on a leash and snorted. “That’s a rat, but nice imagination. I appreciate it. I’m not grumpy and it’s not like I fuckin’ live here, I just don’t want to see people getting disgusting on top of decomposing bodies.” The puppy, sensing the other individual’s presence, waltzed over and started to sniff his ankles.  “Do you usually walk your rat in the graveyard or did you get lost?”

[jmcnknndy]

“You. Yes, no-- you, yeah, you're not invisible. If you're playing Pokemon Go in a fuckin' graveyard your ass is about to get haunted." With another slow drag from his cigarette, he took a step closer towards the other after having both his private bubble and 20 minute break interrupted by the new, living presence. Already irritated, his dark brows furrowed harder. "Don't tell me you're here for a quick fuck; people don't STILL have sex in the cemetery, do they?"

[jmcnknndy]

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Hi, it me again. The mun for Jamie and Levi ( @lcvjcms) 

Birthday: Jan 7th

Age: 25

Hometown: Pondbridge, Virginia

Occupation: Mortician

Past: + The Kennedy has a lot of kids and has gotten into a ton of shit. Proud royalty of the trailer park community, they’ve enjoyed their infamy as living, breathing waste of taxpayer money.  + Jamie’s the fourth oldest out of ten was affectionately dubbed ‘parasite’ after his classmates realized he’s been on the free lunch system since he’s been in school.  + Despite his shitty upbringing and callous outlook towards anyone that’s NOT family, he’s always done fairly well in school. He had an easy time keeping himself above the top 10% GPA line and, to everyone’s surprise, actually went to college out of state. + While in school, he worked two jobs and sent money back home when he could and begged, PLEADED with someone to take responsibility when he was gone. Once graduated, he returned with the same cold outlook and a dawning realization that maybe society didn’t kick them down; maybe they made their own cot in the depths of the trash and despair. 

Fun Facts: + Ambitious + Staunch + Meticulous  + - Scathing - Cynical  - Domineering - * He always hated the smell of formaldehyde and has racked up a generous collection of cologne to mask the scent that bleaches his skin whenever he leaves work. * Jamie is quite good at cooking after many nights of waiting for their parents to come home. Whatever crap was found in the pantry was made into something edible that can serve a small herd of children.  * He went to school with the owner of the tattoo store in Pondbridge and, coincidentally, had a falling out with them over some one night fling. Because of that, he got his tattoos out of the city (and is still fueled with enough pettiness to talk shit about Black Raven to whoever gives a damn to listen) * Definitely has a porn video out on the internet somewhere

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