wander.

Anjo. Jack of all trades. MNL. Too young to be old, too old to be young.

[jo-angen-blog]

we know you love flowers very much.

[mhysa-daenerystargaryen]

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

[smoothsister-deactivated2016032]

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN READING THIS FOR MONTHS NOW I GET IT

[suhomysuho-deactivated20180716]

It’s Suhos birthday and I’ve hit 20k followers (omg!!) So I’m going to celebrate both by giving 5 fans a gift pack.

“Forever With Suho” clutch pouch

Stickers from the asksuchen shop

Overdose Clear-file Document Folder 

Rubber wristband bracelet

Memo-stickers

Mouth/Eye mask

Selection of Photos

The prizes are Suho based only, no other members. So if Suho doesn’t interest you, then carry on tumbling my friend!

To enter, all you have to do is RE-BLOG this post, “likes” wont count and neither will spamming.

No you don’t have to be following me.

The winners will be drawn from a random generator and notified through their ASK BOX, so make sure you have it OPEN.

The competition starts with a birthday and it will end with one too. Finishing on my birthday, 25th June. YAY CAKE!!

GOOD LUCK!!!

(credit to the owner of the original gif)

[jo-angen-blog]

Draft 2/?: Chiyo Sakura

[jo-angen-blog]

Draft 1/?: Umetarou Nozaki

[jo-angen-blog]

Archer & Rin: They'll forgive each other anyway.

[copywritersxyz-deactivated20170]

Here's the Secret to Writing Outlines

Start at the end. What is the very last thing that happens?

Ask “what causes this?”

Work backwards. Work backwards. Just keep asking yourself, “What causes this?”

Keep working until you reach the beginning.

Seriously, trust me on this. This thing saved my life.

[jo-angen-blog]

Tagged by paintmekimkibum

Name: Ayin Nickname: Ayin, Anjo, Toni, (ok ok there’s too many!) Birthday: 4 July Gender: Female Sexuality: Im a Potato I think Height: 5’ 3" - 5′ 4″. Not sure. Time zone: GMT+8 Average hours of sleep I get each night: 7 OTPs: depends on the fandom you want me to talk about lol The last thing I Googled was: IQ Tests First word that comes to mind: Murder  What I last said to my family members: Oh ok  One place that makes me feel happy: Driver’s seat, especially if I’m alone. Favourite beverage: Coffee.  Three things I can’t live without: Phone, Driver’s License, Laptop Something I plan on learning: Middle Eastern Cuisine, DIY Vehicle mods and maintenance (and prolly more recipes. ugh haha) A piece of advice for my followers: When life gives you lemons, ask for tequila and salt. (Jamumu, 2006?) Also: decisions can be formed for two reasons; either you want to compromise or you made it out of selfish will - choose between the two.  You have to listen to this song: No One’s Here to Sleep - Naughty Boy feat. Bastille  My blog(s): le this and this

tagging: klunae ninjamumu tatsuhissa and lyren 

[elisabetholsens]

[jo-angen-blog]

#a serious show about murder

[shadowwraiths-deactivated201711]

Ladies and Gentlemen, The English Language…

[jo-angen-blog]

when you look in the mirror and you end up wanting to punch that mirror.

[stylekorea]

Ha Ji Won for Vogue Taiwan January 2015. Photographed by Lee Shou Chih

[jo-angen-blog]

Ceremonies to mark the 70th anniversary of the liberation of the camp will take place on January 27, with some 300 former Auschwitz prisoners taking part in the commemoration event. The Germans built the Auschwitz camp in 1940 as a place of incarceration for the Poles. From 1942, it became the largest site of extermination of the Jews from Europe. In Auschwitz, the Nazi Germans killed at least 1.1 million people, mainly Jews, but also Poles, Roma, Soviet prisoners of war and prisoners of other ethnicities. On January 27, 1945 the camp was liberated by the Red Army soldiers. (Reuters) Photography by Pawel Ulatowski Find more news related pictures on our photo galleries page and follow us on Tumblr.

[caeke]

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[ark-ray-deactivated20260513]

アーチャー召喚日！私はこの二人が大好きで大好きで…！！アーチャーの表情は少し士郎を意識して描きました。

「ただいま、遠坂。」

[thirdmagic]

まとめ13 tam

[throne-of-heroes]

Fateログ by 中原