PG13rating

I like to get drunk and laugh alone in the dark.

[msnichxxx]

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

[yaramcokderinden]

Make his dick hard not his life

[drinoo]

Break her bed not her heart

[shindysbaby]

play with her boobs not her feelings

[naastygyal]

Get on his dick not his nerves.

[allurice-deactivated20170412]

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

[overpricedvodka]

100 Years of Beauty: USA Men (Lester) (Facebook: WatchCut)

First of all, Lester can get this business in every decade.  Praise be to 4C Jesus they found some hairstylists that knew what do with Black hair because they did that man a solid in every single style.  I know who I’m finna go to if/when I ever start to go bald.

Also though…this white lady in the comments [[deep groan]]…

Here is the caption under the video:

And this white lady just could not help herself y’all:

And you know I immediately clapped back on that foolishness:

I swear some of them just can’t help themselves! 

“This is not about me?  Let me remind you why it should be real quick.” 

How unnecessary was she?  None of the people they’ve put in the 100 Years of Beauty clips would be perceived as universally beautiful because there’s no metric for that.  What she wanted to say instead of “universally beautiful” was “a European standard of beauty” but raise your hand if you really think Lester is going to be the only American man to show up in one of these videos.  You know a white man is coming next as soon as February is over, so why can’t we have our little shortest month of the year to celebrate without tacky white folks being in their feelings?

[rnahal]

[56blogsstillcrazy]

DAMN this better than most shit out

[monster--zero-deactivated201707]

I don’t know how I feel right now.

[gunsounds-deactivated20170824]

[thatassnicki]

ADELE RAPPING NICKI MINAJ’s VERSE FROM “MONSTER” 🔥🔥🔥

[heritagedeathlegacy]

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

me after doin my laundry

[notoriouslynay]

Cloud nigga

[tarynel]

Hood niggas have the best teeth

[slowxlove]

^ truest shit

[jestergnome]

glad when quality content that aligns with my values pops up unexpectedly

[goblinparty]

[captions]

Priest: “The power of Christ compells-”

Possessed person [cutting off the priest in a low, grating voice]: “Your mother sucks cock in hell!”

Priest: “That’s her choice as a rational, consenting adult.”

Possessed person: “Good point.”

[ban3nah]

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

[backdoorteenmom]

[wolfpussay]

[playingaroundbeforetheparty]

everyone needs this on their blog

[javaalavaa]

I know I do 

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

My nigga

[redlobstercult-deactivated20140]

[satan-herself]

Me

[fluerly]

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

[iraffiruse]

[tumbling-website]

Reblog for the last one

[inbreadshark-deactivated2016030]

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

[pemwin]

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

[joancrawfordseyebrows]

Bahahaha @the.vivrant.thanng

[joancrawfordseyebrows]

Aight (at New Orleans, Louisiana)

[joancrawfordseyebrows]

Speaking to my ex. (at New Orleans, Louisiana)

[joancrawfordseyebrows]

Some people just can't party #bourbonist (at Bourbon Street N'awlins.)