I'm Nobody! Who Are You?

I feel it is only fair to warn you that I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.

[64mpg]

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

[64mpg]

the target audience of all of my posts is me

[taurzza]

oh to be loved by the sun

[careydraws]

FOUR DAYS LEFT...!

last few days to claim your free postcards & sticker!!

@mcelroyfamilystaff

[st1cksandst4ns]

as a bay area resident i, too, would like to be shipped 11 lightyears away where i never have to look at ai advertisements again

[elizmanderson]

in which a 43yo undiagnosed autistic man has a gay/lowkey monsterfucker awakening after getting lost in an enchanted forest. meanwhile his 36yo disabled deeply repressed sapphic sister goes into the wood to find him with the most annoying woman she's ever met

[elizmanderson]

this book btw

[shmooseee]

old steph inks i never posted

[akaanmo]

[wobubling]

girl with hair that glows like the sun vs girl whose hair sparkles like stars vs girl with hair like a black hole

[morningsaidthemoon]

I LOVE SUPERGIRL!!

[myriapoda-1306]

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

[linolinoing]

guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[dudethatsmypillowcase]

Two eridians and their wet dog

[galacticsabc]

Here's some unserious comics and hastily drawn doodles

[notahorseindisguise]

if you live in {Not USA} and you make a tumblr post even slightly referencing what time it is where you live you will literally always have to deal with the "lucky 10 thousand" who dont fucking know what a time zone is

[notahorseindisguise]

[crabussy]

some people live places where summer autumn winter and spring do not exist like they do in the northern and southern hemispheres. which is why those tags say "not northern hemisphere". to include people who live on the equator. welcome to the lucky 10 thousand!

[crabussy]

hi hi! I understand your scepticism, but I lived Here for half a decade:

and nnno we don't call it "winter" when it's december even though we're TECHNICALLY in the northern hemisphere. because it is 35+ degrees during december and 35+ degrees during july and 35+ degrees every other time of the year as well. so it doesn't really make sense to reference the typical northern/southern seasons when you live right on the equator!

we DO reference seasons as a CONCEPT but it wasn't summer/autumn/winter/spring. it was wet season/dry season. that's it.

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

[kevytmaitohorsma]

They're traditional Finnish toys, little cows made out of spruce cones, on their way to see the world from one tumblr blog to another

[kubb-is-a-swedish-lawn-game]

the trolley problem except the guy tied to one set of tracks is your friend and someone you trust and one of the few people in the world that you genuinely like and he's begging for his life and he's saying that you're murdering him and he's screaming and clawing and running like a wild animal. on the other set of tracks is every living thing on the planet. its a no brainer, obviously. but he will still scream. this happened to my good friend eva stratt