Life? What Life?

I don’t know what I’m doing. I’m 28

[blorbo-posting]

[nabunapleasereleasepasdedeux]

[dogpuppy]

[animentality]

[lighthouseweeper]

[lierdumoa]

I literally met a music producer 6 years ago at a music industry event who, when asked how he got his big break, explained that some rich guy literally picked him out of obscurity and gave him a free NYC apartment and a music studio like a fucking modernday Medici and told him that all he had to do in return was keep making music.

I recently found out from an Adam Conover podcast that the reason the birth control pill exists is because one rich lady payed one fringe scientist all the money he needed to run his research lab and make it happen.

So shit like that does actually still happen, but it's like winning the lottery.

And it's not really something artists publicize when it does happen for them.

[yourockthebeatofmyheart]

I need y'all to watch this clip

[yourockthebeatofmyheart]

[solavei]

today at work a coworker warned me that my patient’s owner let us know her cat is homophobic, meaning he tends to attack gay people violently on sight, which I thought was a joke. but that cat saw me and may have been the angriest cat I’ve ever worked with and DID in fact bite me through Kevlar gloves because he hated me so much

[solavei]

I want to emphasize that the cat was wearing a pride flag collar, which the owner gave him as exposure therapy

[solavei]

[solavei]

@butwhyduh I can confidently say this is not an issue that we’ve had before! He got a special sign made just for him.

[loth-catgirl]

RB if you think CD drives in computers are not obsolete, but in fact still necessary, despite being artificially phased out

[disc80s]

it’s the “date of birth: 1303 BC” for me...

[theoutsanityshoppe]

“Profession: King (deceased)”

[winterthebeau]

If bro ever decides to come back to life, he's all set and in the system

[emwheezie]

Smol Scale

[the-lorax-mustache]

I have never seen this post before but tumblr already said I liked it. And I do like it

[vero-niche]

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

[vero-niche]

none of us are making those appointments huh

[twobeesornottwobees]

This is why I have Calls Day once a month

[vero-niche]

wait you might be onto something with that actually

[vero-niche]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[cargopantsman]

[lakesbian]

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

[sandersstudies]

Me, having been immobile for three hours: hmm I should get up and pee

The world’s tiniest angel: time for snomgol my mommi :)

[neurotypical-karen]

My friend works two jobs and doesn’t tend to specify which one he’s talking about, so he’ll say stuff like “a lady died at work today” and the rest of us have to play a fun little game called Nursing Home Or Yankee Candle.

[neurotypical-karen]

Today he goes “someone threw a candle at me at work >:(” and I think I can finally reliably pin down one of his anecdotes but nope! It was the wretched nursing home!!!!!

[cupcraft]

Appreciate how every episode JD gets more bisexual

[cupcraft]

HELPME sorry I mean Dr. John "JD" Dorian from Scrubs

[warriorprincesstramp]

the ear nose and throat being all connected is so heinous

[thememedaddy]

[jewishsora]

[a-christmas-fruitcake]

Now that all 3 McElroy brothers have had vasectomies, I realized every episode of MBMBAM is now me listening to my Three Wise Eunuch Advisors

[a-christmas-fruitcake]

Ghoul pls don't put this curse on me