And that’s how you do it without falling flat on your ass.

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@jocelyn-dubois
And that’s how you do it without falling flat on your ass.
xthor-wielderofthunderx:
“Aye… this is one of your… jests. You Midgardian’s are civilized, but your humor is rather primitive,” Thor said though there was an amused smile on his face, “forgive me, it is a rather difficult habit to drop; though I did say I was ‘trying’.”
“A jest, yes, and it just flew right over your head. You’ll soon learn Midgardians can never resist a sexual joke.” Jocelyn dropped her gaze to her fingernails and smirked with such playfulness. “And try you most certainly are. I’ll have to commend you for looking the part, though.”
xpeter-parkerx:
I find that I’m not particularly picky in where I sit. It’s all pretty comfortable to me.
You’re like one of those “if I fits, I sits” kind of people. I wonder if it’s possible for you to fashion a seat out of your sticky web-shooting.
And before you ask, yes, I do know who you are.
sif-warriorgoddess:
You are an artisan?
Of a sort. You make it sound so fancy.
I always drew in my free time during my extended stay with some very naughty people, so, it kind of stuck.
thegabrielaxstark:
Well heels don’t look good with the brace, so sneakers for life. Unless you know how to cure paralysis.
“I love a good pair of heels, but comfort is key.” Jo nodded once, offering a smile. “Unfortunately, I can’t, however I’m sure there’s someone out there who could. There’s always hope.”
psychicxelizabeth:
Art isn’t my forte, I don’t even know what that means.
It means darkening a part of the drawing with a hint of color. Not as easy as it looks, apparently.
goddessxnanna:
Is that a Midgardian term of phrase? I have yet to hear it.
It is a little silly when you think about it, right? I wouldn’t actually pinch her cheeks without approval.
serena-creed:
You’re already doing way more than I can; I can’t draw to save my life.
If we were shooting for practically perfect in every way blond hair, you’d be number one with a bullet, Creed.
xthor-wielderofthunderx:
I am afraid my hammer is in a safe place, I am trying what you mortals call… normal.
“I am not speaking of Mjolnir.” Jo smirked at her missed sexual innuendo, but she couldn’t help it. “You aren’t being very convincing calling us mortals.”
xpeter-parkerx:
So is everything else we touch, and we still do it.
Touche, but when it comes to the floor, we have these lovely inventions called chairs.
Damn, I can never get the shading just right...
xpeter-parkerx:
Oh, hey–
Oh, hey.
you know, that ground is a dirty infestation of germs.
goddessxnanna:
Morning Theia, my precious.
Oh my god, she is so adorable! I just want to pinch her little cheeks.
xthor-wielderofthunderx:
So many things to do here, but I am never too sure which to do first.
I’ll show you around if you show me your hammer.
thegabrielaxstark:
Quit staring.
I was staring at your shoes. Those look so damn comfortable.
serena-creed:
You know I can’t say no to sunshine and fresh air.
Good, because you and I have wedding talk to cover. Give me every detail and leave nothing out.