GO SPORTS!!

i yearn for my goalie wife she/they and queer/sapphic literally this is 99% about women’s sports

[jocksinstraps]

!introduction time!

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about me

-Abby (she/they)

-i’m 21

-i’m queer/sapphic

-currently in college as a digital design major

-no i didn’t play half the sports i talk about cause im 5’0 and would die

teams i follow:

-New York Sirens+Exiles+Liberty

-Boston Fleet +Bruins

-Uconn women’s basketball

-Penn state women’s hockey and rugby

-Penn state football

-Buffalo Bills+Sabres

-Dallas Wings

-idk guys there’s a lot

etc:

-my dms are always open

-never be afraid to send me asks

-i love interacting with everyone!

[pwhl-mybeloved]

when the league is quiet it’s like…the suspicious silence of a toddler in the next room

[gayhocket]

"alright baby"

yk i had to clip it

[tayswizzlez]

how it started vs how it's going

[jocksinstraps]

my life has become so hectic that i haven’t been able to watch the playoffs live and im slowly loosing it

[jocksinstraps]

me and all my upstate/western ny girlies are SO excited for this hamilton team hehehehehhehe

[pwhl-mybeloved]

this is actually criminal

[pwhl-mybeloved]

we are not coping

[jocksinstraps]

do they not understand the implications this has for the hockey community

[lesbian-stick-handling]

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

[jocksinstraps]

whatever i don’t even care i never cared it’s fine whatever

[jocksinstraps]

new york please

[jocksinstraps]

okay sirens here’s what we gotta do

and then boom we get puck in net and score board go 1-0 yay

[werewolf-transgenderism]

Sirens please have your classic third period sicko mode 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[jocksinstraps]

stop showing me our statistics they’re not real and they don’t exist and i don’t wanna look at them

[jocksinstraps]

sigh micah zandee-hart is so

[jocksinstraps]

alright… let’s go team

[robotwaitingroom4]

how being a sirens fan feels rn

[jocksinstraps]

uh beautiful memory for me let’s get 6 goals in 3rd new york