hi, i'm astrea (she/her). i'm a 30 something, cringe millennial from the west coast of canada and welcome to whatever the hell this is.
currently i'm mostly into wrestling, the band ghost, puppetry, horror movies and the pwhl (vancouver goldeneyes). but i also love musicals (current faves: six, ride the cyclone), murder mysteries, pre-code movies and knitting.
sometimes i post fan-fic but mostly i will talk about writing fan fic.
THIS BLOG IS 18+ AND LGBTQAI2+ FRIENDLY.
while i currently don’t have a no minors policy (cause i know i would have ignored those when i was one) just be aware that i will be posting nsfw and other content that is associated with and considered to be adult. this may include sexual content and graphic horror content.
free palestine. fuck ice. no one is illegal on stolen land. pro-choice.
transphobes, homophobes, islamaphobes, abelists, z!0nists, conservatives dni. trust me, we won’t like each other.
“the truth is, no one of us can be free until everybody is free.” - maya angelou
love me like i'm not made of stone ➡ heavy in your arms
update: i promise, i haven't forgotten this fic. for a lot of reasons i simply lost motivation to write. between an0n hate, roman/joe's real life shenanigans (fucking gross dude), not liking my previous chapters and things in my own life i just felt zapped when it came to writing things in general. but i can't let this story go. maria is my og wwe oc and has lived in my head in some capacity for so long i need to get her story out. so here i am again.
first i'm changing the title. as much as i love "love me like i'm not made of stone" because the song it's named for fits them so well... it's long. so this fic will now be called "heavy in your arms" which is also from a song because apparently i'm not capable of coming up with titles that aren't pulled from a song lol.
at some point i will rewrite the first few chapters. i kind of put off continuing this fic because i kept telling myself i should do my rewrites first. but that's just an excuse not to write. the story itself is still the same. a few details have been tweaked but nothing major.
so new chapters coming soon...ish. where maria will make her first in-ring appearance in over a year in a match against charlotte flair with roman watching (and plotting) from the sidelines. which will eventually lead to him giving maria the ultimate ultimatum.
if anyone would like to be a beta reader let me know (and by that i mostly mean people to tell me to get to my ass and write lol). or if you'd like to be added/removed from the tag list. also if anyone has suggestions on where i should have their playlist because i ditched spotify, that would be great.
tag list: @raya-hunter01, @beccalynns-world, @bloodlinedreams
you can't just joke about father paul and alexis and not do anything with it btw
i mean...
just imagine that crockett island is actually called cockett island and that's what the roses bought as a joke. so they relocate there. and alexis finds out paul is pruitt and a vampire and she's just like so unphased by it and tells him a story of idk... this wellness retreat she went to in croatia except it was really weird because it took place in an old convent and no one went out in the sun (bad for the skin) but also they kept trying to get her to drink blood and the only reason she didn't was because she was going through a vegan phase at the time and hey does that mean they're vampires too that's fine they were mostly chill minus the whole them being literally obsessed with her because she looked like some long dead lady. and he's just WAT. to which she's like whatever dude idc you're a vampire and if you need to drink from me just ask so i can make sure i'm wearing something off the shoulder.
okay, so it's plotting time and i want to know what you guys want to see! i've been lacking in motivation to write for what feels like forever and maybe this is what i need to shake off that dust. right now my goal is to write at least 13 fics that blend kink/smut and halloween (or horror) elements!
feel free to send me suggestions through my inbox or replying to this post. this doesn't mean i'll write them but your girl needs some inspiration! yes, i know i could just look up a prompt list buuuuut meh.
fave things to write:
- fandom crossovers (like wwe x scream, etc; honestly the wilder the better like father paul from midnight mass paired off with alexis rose from schitts creek? if he told her she was a vampire she just wouldn't take it seriously and tell him an ever crazier story of a weekend she spent in croatia or something lol)!
- fandom ocs (i have several lol)!!
- canon ships.
- f/m, f/f - my fics tend to be female centric sorry fam.
- aus!!!
things i'll try to write:
- readers fics (this tense is my nemesis it just doesn't vibe with me as a writer or reader but i will try!!)
things i won't write:
* these are non-negotiable. if this is what you're into i love that for you but it's just not for me.
- incest.
- non con/sexual assault (dubcon is okay).
- water sports.
- necrophilia.
- zoophilia/bestiality (but monster fucking is okay).
- rpf.
- anything racist, homophobic, transphobic, etc;
- anything to do with pregnancy.
- characters under 21.
- harry potter aus (lol in this economy?).
characters i'll write:
* this isn't an exhaustive list, just the characters i feel most drawn too and comfortable writing so there could be more added to this or some taken away idk.
horror: sam carpenter (scream), sienna shaw (terrifier), grace (ready or not), skye riley (smile), joey (abigail), nancy thompson (nightmare on elm street), jennifer (jennifer's body).
wrestling: rhea ripley, damian priest, bray wyatt/the fiend, jey uso, roman reigns, uncle howdy, dexter lumis, liv morgan + multiple ocs.
the band ghost: copia, terzo, perpetua + two ocs - a non beliving clerical worker (lena) and a pop star dating terzo (saraya).
other: monsignor pruitt/paul hill (midnight mass), barbie (the barbie movie, lol), allie hayes (off campus), alexis rose (schitt's creek).