Unpredictable Walking Time Bomb

Erruption, Corruption, Discussion........Random Events In My Day......

[jodyglamiam-blog]

One of my oldest mates.....see you every 6 months but everytime we meet its like I saw you yesterday. #iwasntreallyreadyforthispic #mates #I'mfinallySkinnierThanAshle #makeupshopping #cyberlipstick #herione

[jodyglamiam-blog]

Hair check/ #selfie moment.......#hehadmesweating #onmyworstbehaviour

[jodyglamiam-blog]

See you soon papi @champagnepapi

[jodyglamiam-blog]

This is why I cnt take you nowhere you just dnt know how to behave @champagnepapi #INeedToTrainYou #StopThisWorstBehaviour #TheReasonIPassedYouOverToZoe #LetsSaveItForTheBedroom #SeenYouMarchPapi #drakeshake

[jodyglamiam-blog]

#CHURCH #chainsarebeingbroken #givepraise

[ruinedchildhood]

[jodyglamiam-blog]

Part 2 of bday celebration, spend this day with my family and one of my oldest friend #love.......#loveyo'self #caribbeangirlsrundis #yesbitchesItonedup #islandgyal #21st #21stbday #healthyeating #jogginglikeabitch #teamsize8 #bodyconmidi #bellyskin #jefferycampbell #karina #raeeeee

[d-r-i-z-z-y-d-r-a-k-e]

NWTS

[jodyglamiam-blog]

#wcw @gagaleese_x .....what filter?.......#bff #sisters #jamaican #sierraleone #WhatFilter #WhatYoBestFriendlooklike #theycntsitwithus #TheyAspireToBeLikeUs #GetYoLife #hotties #WhatYoGirlfriendlookLike #21st #21stbday #BeautyFadesClassDoesnt

[shejla21]

[theclearlydope]

I’m not falling for this one, Jimmy Kimmel. 

[jodyglamiam-blog]

21st B'day Celebration Part 1...........He told me I had permission to #turnup, I told him he has permission watch from the sideline #turnup #contour #BadLighting #INeedATan #BeautyFadesClassDoesn't #21st #YoungerBeyonce #FlicksHair #Jamaican #lovehaironline..............Just wanna tell you guys Thank You for always showing me love and never judging me...always there to help me in my time of stress and bullshit.... @rutambeeks @gagaleese_x @ashle_xx @mwatilda

[breathe-gingers]

Today I was out walking in short shorts, and I heard some girls whisper as they walked by. ‘Ugh, why would she even wear shorts if they are gonna show off her gross stretch marks?’ Hearing things like this makes me so angry.

Let me clarify that my stretch marks are not gross. They are little stripes on my skin that my loving boyfriend cannot seem to stop kissing or running his fingers over.

Everyday I look at them covering my thighs and bum, all I can think of is how I have now lost the weight that I had once gained so quickly, shedding it off with eating better and exercise.

Please, anyone, when you see someone out walking or doing exercise and they have stretch marks on them, don’t make fun of them. 

Stretch marks are not something to look down upon. They do not always occur on people who have gained weight. People get them from gaining muscle too quickly as well, and losing weight too fast. They are not ugly. They are not ‘gross.’ They are a sign of growth.

[id-rather-be-lifting-blog]

YES. THIS. 

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[jodyglamiam-blog]

He told me "make him a husband"........ I told him, "he's crazy" #phuckyofilter

[stilltaedaddy]

[radicalroy-deactivated20130213]

[laugh-addict]

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

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