mambo number five

+ he/they/she + 23 +

[joe-mamba]

the worst part of simply plural going offline is changing apps and coming to terms with the fact that there really are five micheal aftons and theres nothing i can do about it

[rupurteblr]

i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”

might update with more images at some point

[crownkeeper]

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

[joe-mamba]

you missed the smol beans

[joe-mamba]

imagine having an account on the text based website tumblr dot come and you cant read

[fluoresensitives]

Body shame and embarrassment about vaginas, farts and poop were so normal when I was a kid so now going on tiktok and seeing people (especially women of all flavors, who've been told that to talk about such things is nasty) talking about being gassy is so... like this too is feminism. women of all gender experiences being able to say, 'wow. My junk itches and I need to fart and my pad is stuck to my bush' is so beautiful 🥲

[joe-mamba]

everytime i feel bad abt my belly peaking out between my gym shorts and tank top i remember theres at least one depraved lesbian whod go absolutely feral over the very thought and im ok again

[knighthearts]

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw

[creatingblackcharacters]

Remember when Lil Nas X beautifully explored his sexuality, seduced and killed the devil to the banger of all time, and instead of cheering on this openly gay and proud Black artist for his artistry and fighting back against respectability politics, suddenly said respectability politics was all the Queerest Place on the Internet cared about? Hm. Wonder what happened there.

Anyway I miss him and hope he's doing better with his mental health 🙏🏾

[chortlebot]

before someone screenshots this and posts it elsewhere this is me

[prophecyofgray]

voltronofficial instagram made a really long sappy post for the 10 yr anniversary on the 10th and i didn't read it in full but i just now saw this part.... for one day klance was truly cannon king <3

[tripp-pants-mew-mew]

time to break this out again

[dogpuppy]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

kinda insane how the white house can straight up say "the biggest threat to America right now are people who are against fascism" and no one recognizes that statement as the declaration of fascism that it is

[mousidy]

I really would like to not be treated like my body makes me dangerous

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Trans related meme I found on Pinterest

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[kairithemang0-fm]

Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie