即死

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[tooies]

piracy isnt theft but i wish it was. i wish i could download a disney movie and then they dont have it anymore

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????

[aflo]

[vampalpatine-archive-deactivate]

[guooey]

me at 6 years old playing roller coaster tycoon on the family computer and purposely deleting the tracks when people got on

[marxheadroom-deactivated2024012]

dont ever let the police polygraph you even if you're innocent

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

If Moon Knight gets a second season, imagine they adapt this panel but with Oscar Isaac switching between his three accents:

[wellwaterhysteria]

uhhh your honour please let the record show that the defendant won't stop making jerk off gestures every time i get up to talk. well no he is because i can hear his handcuffs jingling when he does it. your honour can you get him to stop please

[ohevoyev]

[gayjoealwyn]

getting anonymous hate (“just checking in” emails) from jealous haters (my professors) because of my hot takes (incredibly overdue assignments)

[obiwan]

#Okay.

[squooshit]

Me giving myself therapy in the bathroom at 3am

[rylandsgrace]

#Help him 

[crazy-brazilian]

[bathroomcube]

being a spy and biting down on your cyanide tooth to find in horror that its a glass of warm milk and you fall asleep instantly

[dsmsix]

[echomortis]