!!!

[marisatomay]

[marisatomay]

[shawnmcmendes]

he’s like my favourite person in the world oMg

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

[doritosandavocados]

PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.

[welcometoyouredoom]

[d--r--a]

[setheverman]

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[hungry-hobbits]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[shanesmadej]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[rogueone]

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

[2pride2prejudice]

gina rodriguez and john mulaney went to the same high school and overlapped two years wow

[a-strange-tad-deactivated201905]

so are you inplying that she may have also attended jake mcnamara’s house party

[boota]

[whyarethishappen]

[pistaschio]

i can’t believe luke showed up to fight his nephew via astral force projection in custom gucci threads and chanel boots. hair all sleek, with organic beard oil, smelling like yves saint laurent l'homme and his skin all exfoliated. we truly stan a fashion icon.

[insomniac-arrest]

BB-8: beeps in any way

Poe Dameron:

[courier-jackalope]

[kevinkeller]

[ruinedchildhood]

My bank account: