* hi friends , my name is presley , from est & she / her pronouns , if you don’t mind ! here’s the run down . freak . virgo on the verge of a libra . college graduate w/ no clue where she heading . emergency blunt advocate . chapstick collector . can recite confessions of a teenage drama queen . needless to say , adores lohan’s work . crystal bible on legs . bi af . so , here i am presenting joelle birsen to the mix , amongst your sexy muses that i can tell i hit the lottery when applying for this masterpiece 🤠 ! joelle is a relatively older muse i’ve come back to , as she has parts of muses i’ve played back during the simpler times on this hellsite in which i was drawn back to , it seems . i’ll briefly cover her below if that’s cool with you , i do advise that if you have troubles in regards to hospital stays + surgical info , alcohol + drug use . . . you may want to prepared . of course , i don’t go fully in depth graphic wise , but if you have any comments or concerns , lmk !
* to be directed to more statistics , refer to this page but keep in mind , it’s under co like all the time ! mwah
name : joelle malia birsen nickname(s) : jo , jojo ( jojo’s circus bc she’s a whole clown ! ) birthdate : nov. 28 1998 birth chart : sagittarius sun , capricorn moon, libra ascending gender : cis gendered woman sexuality : pansexual
* some history , slay !
conceived for the result being that her body would only be a carcass to surgical scalpels + painful procedures to her very sick , c-word ridden brother , emerson , as her older sister , monica , wasn’t a match for what mapped out . they had her through very rare circumstances , joelle birsen wasn’t named joelle until an amount of months due to the higher risks of her falling short of a first year , due to her meaning + the prematurity in which she was born under . the university’s hospital became her home , in the heart of london . . . her family’s home being in chelsea , a middle class suburb section of the united kingdom . as the third born , she was held on a pedestal by her siblings from a young age , more for the reasons of the costs of being her brother’s keeper , in which she only found out in her late years when coming across pictures sent to her grandmother . because of the silence her parents vowed to keep from their heaven sent , they claimed her first two years of life they were unable to even come close to reaching the feelings , the so - called love they had for her from behind a lens . they loved her , for reasons they were hesitant to reveal + made sure it was reticent until the time collected on them , like a meter .
her brother lived , emerson achieved highest honors in football , even making it professionally at the cost of joelle walking in on him cradling various , pain relievers addressed to differing patients across england following an incident that nearly ended his high school career . she takes that to her grave , even beyond . her sister , monica , followed in her mother’s footsteps of working in her corner , seamstress business . her mother , julia , she wasn’t always the mousey mother of three that she now found herself to be , she met roger , her father , when he was moving speakers for the smiths in their early beginnings + she was crushing on the lead singer . he claimed to be in the band , which is how you land the pretty girl , but is that how you keep her ? maybe with backstage meet + greets and a sentiment of a grin
you’re probably wondering why joelle wasn’t mentioned in the excerpt prior , well , joelle was often forgotten as the smallest , turn her sideways + she would pass as a book spine in the library she spent most of her time in . a day room off their living room , where the sunshine would ribbon warmth into her primary uniform , through the pleats of a skirt with traces of julia sewn into them since they were her sister’s hand me downs ! she stuck her nose into every book she managed to find , she hadn’t a clue where she found such adoration as her father only read the newspaper , only to use it as a fly swatter + when her siblings misbehaved , only on occasion . her mother worked late nights to make ends meet , as her father was in between jobs , so reading wasn’t on the agenda . she also developed a fascination for art in the form of drawing , the back of her exams absolutely covered in work that left her regular professors displeased and her art aimed one , excited ! she surrounded herself in the likes of reading + drawing to say the least , a whole stack of album’s worth back in chelsea . at the age of twelve , however , she was another mouth to feed + julia + roger wanted more for joelle
santa monica , ca , the birthplace of her mother with whom she only realized once she moved into her caretaker’s trailer . makes sense she would name her first born over a town she left behind , the hidden adoration at the expense of liz’s, her grandmother’s that refused to be called a grandmother, huge mouth . she was a lesbian author who skimmed over taxes like they were optional + lived off lands for which she became inspired in her trailer , followed dead ends worth of love + wore a leather jacket that has seen many wars . she only roused in the novel scene to acquire money for travel + now , it looked like a granddaughter who she referred to as her roommate . affectionately , of course . joelle was homeschooled , taught the basics of liz’s beliefs , literature in some areas , mathematics on the pretense on the cost of buying an engagement ring or how to turn ten dollars into three meals , science for the plants to eat + the one’s to stray from + recognizing a tornado cloud from a whateverit’scalled .
the multiple lovers part , well , liz fell more in love than she did out . often chasing down highways + deserts to acquire something to feel whole . joelle related to that , having many duos of organs + even organs themselves portioned , her body wasn’t even whole . traditionally , approaching your teenage years seemed off putting , but liz had a way of spinning events to be more outstanding to your emotions . in every state , joelle collected a charm from locations such as pawn + thrift shops , sometimes even lovers corridors + that was kept to mum . she wasn’t allowed much as liz’s trailer was shared between two + she gave up her own bed for her granddaughter , joelle didn’t want to take up more than was given . that’s her personality pretty much , closing your eyes + holding back desirables . she even learned stick at the age of fifteen at a bar stop just outside of houston in a stranger’s eighties muscle car . liz + joelle , they were just that . the unexpectedness in life , treasuring what was around you versus what you hoped to claim .
remember the whole reading + drawing fascination ? well , that came into use when she pretended to be an illustrator for liz’s works + even got published by the time she celebrated fourteen . copies , along with some earned cash , were sent to her family back in chelsea , london , uk , but with their constant movement across the country in the trailer , connection was frail . oh , joelle also didn’t have a phone that wasn’t attached to a machine on the side of an abandoned road or leant from a stranger until she was eighteen . she had her first kiss by a boy who was neighbors with liz’s latest love interest , over the fence + all . she hardly touches alcohol , never has , aside from the sting of whiskey when she had injuries + that was produced from liz’s emergency kit . same with cigarettes , after she accidentally nibbled on a crumbled nub unknowingly in liz’s ashtray that she kept close to her caramel dish . at the age of eighteen , she taught herself the bass guitar when she came across a chocolate colored one in a pawn shop + liz’s only requirement was if they were going to live off grass + peanuts the rest of the week if she purchased it , she might as well be the finest bassist the world has ever seen
now , she is in a band with three other girls , through which she met while they were touring + their bassist decided to run solo . she wasn’t the songwriting type , leaned more on her illustrations + the rhythm produced in songs from the likes of eighties london bands mixed in with liz’s eighties american bands . however , she can play like no other + it showed for when she stepped up that night , the rest is history ! she also publishes drawings of tattoos on a platform for which she has gained a huge following , inspired by the ones on liz’s skin . she has a few of her own by this point , however , they are in concealed areas . the only reason she hasn’t become an official tattoo artist is because of her fear of bringing pain to someone , so she collaborates with famous ones + sells her works . she has come out to hilton following the success of pink slip’s first album , she has been here prior in passing by liz’s wishes , so connections are endless !





















