I’m the Joe everybody’s talking about.

[joespinell]

[eebie]

[no1rockeater]

unfathomable levels of greed

[lostcryptids]

hearing bad things on the streets about evil dead: burn. and i called it...

[joespinell]

car mukbang

[gojira-ekkusu]

[horrorfixxx]

Night of the Creeps (1986)

[scragon]

[inatungulates]

South Island Hector's dolphin Cephalorhynchus hectori hectori

Observed by tobiasbauer, CC BY-NC

[joespinell]

i read a pulp novel where a guy gets a fucking castle bravo shrimp device detonated on him, survives, endures a dante’s inferno coma, gains leopard reflexes and night vision, an international manhunt, threatened with being fucked to death, and tasked with killing a fascist scientist residing in a hidden fortress that’s themed after dante’s inferno (shocker!)… so you don’t have to

[joespinell]

the beetle, the house centipede, the ants, and the fucking big ass spider in my room: we heard you were cooking ground beef

[jackiedeer]

[memories]

My body is but a #maniac 1980 temple.

[targetedknowledge]

[joespinell]

meee at the water park moodboard

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[joespinell]

vitamins on an empty stomach