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[brainless-out-deactivated201812]

This is so relatable, I’m dying.

[systlin]

LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK

[daysei-deactivated20190824]

i love this

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[onlyfansonlyfans]

[kylerstphard]

this is a masterpiece

[king-emare]

😭😭😭😭

[fatmaninalittlesuit]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[kiwimidnight]

[evermore-fashion]

Chotronette ‘Aurora Borealis’ & ‘Celestial’ Haute Couture Gowns

[moika-palace]

Comrades, Henry Scott Tuke 1924.

[harcules]

Two bros chilling at the beach 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

[piss-bong]

…and they were comrades

[thegirlinthebyakko]

oh my god, they were comrades 

[snowthunder]

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: In Howl’s Moving Castle Sophie goes back in time and witnesses Howl making his original deal with Calcifer thus discovering the way to break Howl’s curse and before she leaves she tells Howl to find her in the future and if you recall to the beginning of the movie Howl saves Sophie from some highly questionable and rapey soldiers and tells her “there you are sweetheart, sorry I’m late, I’ve been looking everywhere for you” because he took what she told him as a child to heart and has been looking for her ever since and if that’s not the tightest shit ever I don’t know what is

[hornyish]

PUT HER WITH KAITLIN BENNET ASHSHDJDHFKFLGG

[gambolling]

“Youve brought hateration and holleration to this dancery and thus have failed the vibe check.”

[starkwillendurestone]

this is the funniest thing.

[madistarlight]

This deserved a transcription so here you go @redemptiionss​:

Karen: [Loud exhasperated gasp] Where am I??

Vibe Leader, with pomp: You have been summoned to the House of ViiiiBES for your Vibe Check. State your name.

Karen: Karen???

Vibe 2: And is it true, Karen, that you’ve been buying all the toilet paper at Costco for the past 3 weeks?

Karen, bluntly: It i s.

Vibe 3: BLEGHHHGHHHHHGHH

Vibe 4, frantic: It has no regard for anyone but ITSELF!!

Vibe 5: It is selfish!

Vibe 2: And selfish is not a vibe.

Vibe Leader: NOT A VIBE!

Karen: I am a vibe, thank you very much. You guys are just jealous ‘cause you’re immigrants!

Vibe 3: BLEJHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHH

Vibe 2: Apparently, it’s also racist!

Vibe 5: Racism is nev’r a vibe!

Vibe Leader: NEV’R A VIBE!

Karen: Look, I’m just trying to be prepared for the coronavirus.

Vibe 6: So are other people, darling.

Vibe 5: Plus, you bought all the hand sanitizer!

Vibe 4: What if someone gets coronavirus because of t h a t.

Karen, matter-of-factly: I’ll cure them with my essential oils.

Vibe 3: BBJGKDLSKERRRREHGHHHH

Vibe 6, hopelessly: It’s SO IGNORANT!

Karen: That’s it! I want to speak to your manager!

Vibe 2: There are no managers here, darling,

Vibe 5: Only VIBES.

Vibe 2: And you, Madame-

Vibe 7: -Are not brrringing them.

Karen: [perplexed and insulted] Agh!

Vibe Leader: Karen! You have brought hateration and holleration to this dancery and thus have f a i l e d the vibe check!

Karen: NOO!

Vibe Leader, darkly: Put her with Kaitlen Bennet.

Karen: [Loud, helpless screeching from the depths of her soulless being]

[dorkyshidae]

[deviantlydino]

Rest in Power, Queen

[lesbianrey]

heteronormativity is when the parent trap (1998) made halle’s obviously lesbian nanny have a forced romance plot with annie’s obviously gay butler

[aiyanayanas]

[notnownotnownot]

Yes yes yes 

[vibe-rinse]

It’s my season

[rowdy-red-riot]

my mum sent me this vid which demonstrates how to use a (usb) charger when ur power goes out, using a car usb plugin, charging cable,a pen spring, and a 9V battery

hopefully someone out there finds this useful

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Bitch is livin in 2050

[blood-bank-of-faerun]

Oh my god. Who needs a battery bank when you can just use a battery?

[dsfjhd34jb2ibd-deactivated20210]

Just so you know: This may work, but I’ve very much started fires with similar setups. If you do this, know that the spring may heat up and keep a close eye on the whole setup while charging it.

[whitepeopletwitter]

Reality is stranger than fiction

[robotsandfrippary]

that’s some Nazi shit right there.

[ghiraheeheeheem]

Thought this was fake or a misunderstanding but

https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/08/politics/plaid-shirt-guy-trump-montana-rally-cnntv/index.html 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nerdgul]

Those 18 states are: Alabama, Arkansas, Arizona, California, Florida, Georgia, Iowa, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, Nevada, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas and Utah.

If you live in one of these palces please go as many extra miles to stay safe as u can as new cases are growing significantly

[midnight-revolucion]

If you live in any of these States, I advise using Johns Hopkins University of Medicine’s Coronavirus Resource Center to keep an eye on Critical Trends in your state (spiking infection rate, spiking death count) with the country and state map.

[loufy25]

And doing that last part is why the Trump admin is restricting the dissemination of COVID data except through their approved sources. Scary shit.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[timbllr]

[arahir]

really wanna live in a peaceful seaside ghibli town with ambiguous european architecture and bakeries and maybe a field right outside of town where i can have picnics with the love of my life tbh