twerk city

I'm like Fergie. Except I'm not Fergie, I'm Joey and I can't sing. Hi, I'm Joey. You can call me Joey if you didn't know. Twerking is MY FUCKING LIFE #werk

[thelucasrobinson]

Okcupid?

[joeybwilde-blog]

that’s what i said

[tateharwood]

Maybe she just really likes you, I don’t know.

[joeybwilde-blog]

she likes this dick

[harlowevns]

you promised you weren’t going to tell anyone about that

[joeybwilde-blog]

ha yolo, baby

[wesleysmythe-blog]

Oh, yeah, no. That’s too desperate for my taste. I mean, subtle pining is okay, maybe even a decently delivered way of saying ‘I like you’, but if you’ve only known each other for an hour? Uh, no. At least she was hot, so maybe you can let it slide.

[joeybwilde-blog]

yeah imma smash that and then peace out

[wheresmorgan-blog]

What is a thot?

[joeybwilde-blog]

a thot is a ho

[ears-for-days-russel-deactivate]

I’m sorry, a what? 

[joeybwilde-blog]

A THOT

[taliamarkowitz]

Hi, Joey. I’m Talia. :) Have you seen the idiot sandwich clip? ;-;

[joeybwilde-blog]

that was hilarioussssss, talia

[tomjcooper]

A big Selena Gomez fan or what?

[joeybwilde-blog]

i like some of her stuff but not like OMG SELENA SLAY ME

[taliamarkowitz]

Silly. We don’t even know each other. Besides, I’m sorry but I wouldn’t send out photos like that. ;_;

[joeybwilde-blog]

i’m joey. i like marshmallows, that’s what she said puns and watching clips of gordon ramsay yelling

[tomjcooper]

It’s just very different. But, I wouldn’t say he ruined it.

[joeybwilde-blog]

i would say he ruined it

[taliamarkowitz]

Who?

[joeybwilde-blog]

us, girl. me and you

[taliamarkowitz]

Oh my. Sounds like you’ve had an interesting night, then? ;-;

[joeybwilde-blog]

why don’t we have interesting nights like this?

[jamesfabray]

I still don’t get any of it – not that I actually tried to understand his name in the first place. But, Fetty Wap is a very dumb name. I’d like to know why they all have to look like they’ve never been to a dentist as well. Who decided that?

[joeybwilde-blog]

I don’t know but that teeth stuff is crazy. some dudes have diamond teeth now. DIAMOND. like you’re going to have that when you’re old af

[tomjcooper]

I like his verse in the Same Old Love Remix. 

[joeybwilde-blog]

HE RUINED THAT SONG

[tomjcooper]

While listening to Fetty Wap, huh? I’d say that’s a must at this point.

[joeybwilde-blog]

i think so, there’s a first time for everything

[jamesfabray]

Hm, can’t say it’s one of my favorites. I’d be more inclined to choose Or Nah. Which doesn’t include Fetty Wap at all – but, now that’s some good shit.

[joeybwilde-blog]

fetty wap is such a funny name. YOU COULD HAVE ANY NAME AND YOU CHOOSE FETTY WAP?????? fetty aint loose an eye for this

[tomjcooper]

If she was hot though, does that mean you’re gonna do something about it?

[joeybwilde-blog]

haha yeah imma smash that