UP IN THE AIR.

TATE EVERETT HARWOOD; 21 hello boys and girls and everyone in between. name's tate harwood, 21, san fran native, lover of cheap beer, good books, and mashed potatoes. not the most appealing combination, but it's good shit. i have a puppy named patch, he's my lil bab so if you so much as touch a hair on his litte head, i'll have yours. oh, and i'm a waiter at quince. wanna know more? just hmu. +var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5139638"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "http://freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write("");

[itsmateoreyes]

I am so confused. None of this movie makes sense or maybe I’m just dumb

[tateharwood]

Well, I vaguely described it because I didn’t want to spoil anyone too much, but you should definitely watch it.

[ears-for-days-russel-deactivate]

I’ve never heard of such a thing, but it sounds right up my alley.

[tateharwood]

You’re into that kind of stuff, huh?

[gwenharwood]

Wasn’t that the one where the robots are naked and have sex with each other or something along those lines?

[tateharwood]

Well, the robots don’t have sex with each other, but it’s implied that the robots’ owner had sex with them, especially with how he talked about how ‘they can fuck’ and stuff.

[delilah-grace]

Do the robots try to take over something? I’ve never seen the movie. 

[tateharwood]

No, no, nothing like that. Basically, there’s this guy who’s invited over to his boss’ house in a remote part of the mountains and he’s supposed to take part in what’s called the ‘Turing Test’ in which a human is tasked to figure out whether or not a machine has consciousness. In the process, a machine and a human fall in love and Oscar Isaac is an asshole.

[harlyn-gilbert]

That all sounds trippy as fuck, but I’ll watch it. 

[tateharwood]

It is trippy as fuck, but it made me think more deeply about things.

[kevin-weston]

We’ll see. I don’t have HBO though, but it might be on Netflix. God knows they’ve got their fair share of weird movies.

[tateharwood]

Oh, yeah, you should definitely try searching it on Netflix. I dunno, as weird as it is, it got 93% on Rotten Tomatoes and not to be dramatic or anything, but I’d trust Rotten Tomatoes with my life.

[liamharwood]

Well, do they bang one another?

[tateharwood]

Uh... no. They were programmed to be heterosexual.

[kevin-weston]

Jesus. What you said about this movie was enough for me to stay away from it. The whole plot sounds really bad, especially the second part – although, appearances can be deceiving. 

[tateharwood]

No, no, watch it -- it’s actually pretty great. Although, it can get draggy at times, it’s very fascinating. I undersold it, my bad.

[liamharwood]

What the hell did you smoke, Tete? And can I have some?

[tateharwood]

I didn’t smoke anything, you know I don’t do that. You should watch it, though, it’s very interesting, plus there are naked lady robots, so I bet you’d enjoy that.

[greatconcerns]

Isn’t it strange, to create something that hates you?

[tateharwood]

I stayed up all night watching HBO and there was this one movie called Ex Machina and it was really weird and kinda boring, but it was interesting, to say the least. If I were Domnhall Gleeson and found out that I ‘won’ the company lottery to spend a week with Oscar Isaac, my brilliant but narcissistic boss, and his android assistant who doesn’t speak English and an Artificial Intelligence that looks a lot like Alicia Vikander, in a home in the remote part of the woods, I’d get the hell out of there. The whole thing reeks of trouble.

[rkabrams]

What do people usually do after going on a really shitty date with someone? Drink to forget or drown themselves in ice cream?

[tateharwood]

Oh, man. I’m sorry. Do you wanna talk about it? Or, not, you know - whatever makes you comfortable. 

[sammuelevans]

It’s my favorite season of the year! Autumn! - lay all your pumpkin and sweaters and dead leaves on me, fall. I’m ready.

[tateharwood]

You’re all about that #aesthetic, huh, dude?

[mad--max]

You know when you have nothing to do, and you end up Googling random facts? No? Just me? Okay. Anyway, female ferrets will die if they go a year without sex. But can you imagine? What if the same thing happened to humans? I only wanted to look up some random facts to impress people with, but no, now I’m stuck wondering all about this. I’m pretty sure it’s just ferrets, but I don’t know man, it sounds like a pretty good reason to avoid celibacy.

[tateharwood]

Lucky me, then~

[brandonferro]

O-C-E-A-N

[tateharwood]

Never heard of him.

[amiralrose]

My mother is gone, thank you jesus. Now I don’t have to deal with her hitting on my boyfriend anymore..or other young people. But now she’s thinking of moving here and I’m just like..No. She didn’t look very happy when I told her no.

[tateharwood]

Your mother sounds terrifying.

[brandonferro]

Frank Ocean has been forgiven for his sins after not only dropping Endless, but that video for Nikes as well. Everyone else can fuck off. 

[tateharwood]

Frank who?