hold your head high, heavy heart

joel ☆ bisexual genderfluid ☆ he/she ☆ ♍️

[valtsv]

the tracking service for online orders at work keeps glitching and showing the drivers' location as somewhere off the african coast, so me and my coworkers have developed a ritual of standing in a circle and chanting "banished to the ocean. banished to the ocean." like evil sorcerers each time we go to accept an order and every time the location tracker shows them lost at sea we high five and cheer

[nudibranchparty]

NULL ISLAND

CAN WE GET SOME APPLAUSE FOR NULL ISLAND

BANISHED TO THE OCEAN!

(It's 0° N, 0° E, so lots of gps glitches return that point when they fuck up.)

[valtsv]

[homeboygirl]

text conversation from my dream that i desperately wish was real

[basilthymee]

im like the guy in the infomercials they depict in black and white doing everything inefficiently and having a thousand tupperware containers fall on me when i open the cupboard

[liberalsarecool]

If these books make your kids think, you should be happy.

If it scares you to have your kids think, you should pick up a book. Stop living in fear.

[codwaw-deactivated20231116]

And all the girlies say I’m pretty straight for a gay guy

[ex-riddlecats]

me: yeah this is just my personal experience and a little joke about myself lol

my followers: yayyy we know this because we follow a personal blog and understand how that works. how funny!

random 30+yo ive never seen or interacted with who has "minors dni" and "multifandom" in bio:

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

possibly top 10 influential tweet for me

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[fob4ever]

drop a heart, break a name 🦌🧡

[ozzyeelz]

I love the time of year when i wake up and its hella foggy. like who tf turned down my render distance

[ozzyeelz]

Me trying to go on a little walk

[fairycosmos]

ping ponging back and forth between seeing immense beauty everywhere and feeling deeply like i am in hell

[sahonithereadwolf]

My deeply queer need to be a large wolf and lay onto top of someone in order to just be close to them, but also me so much wolf that they are overwhelmed with wolf.

[vexwerewolf]

"get wolfed idiot"

[xeansicemane]

Love is when you are a very big wolf and you lay on the people you care about while wagging your tail gentle like.

[deep-state-partisan]

[dykegerard]

[pinkfilm]

it’s like no one wants to fucking take their bloody hands and cup their lover’s face, making a streak of red on their cheek with their thumb before passionately kissing anymore 

[saportasbesttweets-blog]

Interwebz dramas.

[depsidase]

[guooey]